Monday, December 17, 2007

40 Year Old Virgin 2

It turned out he was climaxing. I did not think he would be squirting that quickly. But he did. I felt his dick pulsate and release his load. Sigh. I hope he won’t wanna stop just yet.

After about 15 seconds, he got up and I saw the pool of cum on my belly. He apologized for shooting prematurely. Apparently I was giving him the fucking of a lifetime that he could not hold it in any longer. Yes, he was on top of me and I was drilling into him and no one was touching his dick. He came without any touching.

I’m amazed at this phenomenon. It would never happen to me. Ever. But it has happened to my conquests a few times.

He said he had not had any for a while and when I entered him, he just could not hold it in. I asked him if he could still take a fucking (coz apparently after you’ve cum, you can’t take an ass fucking anymore). He said he could. I think that was just out of courtesy since I am still hard as a rock and had not cum yet.

I asked him again just to be sure. He nodded. Then I realized that all the while we were talking, he was still sitting on my groin, with my erect cock still up his ass. I lifted him off of me and put him in my favorite position (as to cum faster) and I penetrated him.

He winced. Quite loudly. Again, being the nice guy that I am, I asked him he if could take it. He told me to go ahead. So my mission was to just get off so I just fucked his ass. At the back of my mind I knew he’d be hurting. I tried to get off as quickly as possible.

After a couple of minutes, he was thrashing wildly underneath me. It was not the pleasurable kind. He was in pain. But if I asked he’d just tell me to go ahead and fuck him. Finally, I stopped completely and asked him yet again. He admitted that it hurts. I stopped and took out my cock. He smiled sheepishly and apologized.

I went and washed up while he took a shower. After he left, I masturbated before I went to bed. Sigh.

Sunday, December 9, 2007

40 Year Old Virgin

The 40-year old guy was back for more. He came over straight from the office, which was convenient considering the fact that he has a wife and a couple of kids at home. He was also tired from working late. Yup, another midnight rendezvous.

He arrived and immediately took stock of my place. He noticed the ashtray that I had lying around even though he knew I don’t smoke. He glanced at my laptop and noted that I was chatting and immediately assumed I was chatting for some tail, although I was more Facebook-ing than chatting (love Facebook! Better than myspace and friendster combined).

He asked if he could take a shower first so I gave him a towel and let him do his thing. He went to the toilet first so I went back to Facebook-ing. Once he got out, I got this idea about showering together so I tagged along. Unfortunately, the guy did not really know how to do the whole showering together thing so it was boring. I just washed his back and he exited, leaving me alone in the shower. Hmmmph.

Once I got in the bedroom, he was already lying on the bed. He then commented that my trash bin was loaded with used condoms, signaling that I had been active sleeping around in his absence. Damn straight, bitch! You did not message me for two weeks! What did you expect? I’d be lying down, pining for your return? He soooo doesn’t know who he’s dealing with. Hehehehe.

No, not really. Come on. My trash bin is condom-free. I don’t throw used condoms in there. I flush them down the toilet. There were several condom wrappers. Technicality eh? Ehehhhe.

Anyways, I let that kinda jealous, kinda possessive comment go coz I was kinda horny. Well, not that horny, coz I had some the night before and it was a bit wild. Oh, I haven’t written about it. Coming soon. :)

So I joined him in bed and he jumped on top of me. Unfortunately, the two weeks away from me meant that he lost his ability for foreplay. Ya know, the kissing, the licking of the neck and/or biting… even his nipple play were a bit off. Only a bit. Still enjoyed myself. But I was waiting for him to do what he did before but apparently he just forgot how to. Sigh.

When he started dry humping on my stomach, I handed him the condom and lube. He got off me and suited me up. Once he lubed himself, he straddled me and sat on my erect cock. I did not even feel going inside him until he started riding me hard. I match his riding with my thrusts and he went limp and just fell on top of me. I asked if he was okay, he said he was fine and that it felt good. So I held on to him and thrust into him. Once in a while, he’d get up and started riding but mostly, he’d just lay there and I’d thrust up into him. Until he went rigid suddenly and held on to me extra hard. I did not know what what happening. I thought he was in pain until I felt his dick pulsing and his ass tightened on my cock…

to be continued…

Saturday, November 24, 2007

Foreigner 2

But I got tired of pleasuring him so I told him to do me while I lay back. He attacked me with the same vigor. Once he got his mouth wrapped around my dick, he refused to let go. Not that it was not a good head, but heads would only take me so far. But since he was hell bent on sucking me dry, I let him. Until a thought crept into my head. What if he got scared of my weapon of ass destruction (yes, yes, I am deluding myself, hehehehe) and decided that he did not wanna get his ass cherry popped?

No way. I invited him over coz he asked for the popping of his cherry and I intended to do so. After an inordinate amount of nudging, I finally use my hands to take his head off of my groin and laid him on his stomach. I mounted him and started licking the back of his neck. Not just ordinary licking. It was the teasing kind. Ya know, just the tip of my tongue grazing the skin of his neck. Occasional flick here and there but mostly tracing it over the neck. It was done to me and I got spine tingling sensation that vibrated throughout my body. Gives me the hots just thinking about it now.

Then I started licking his back until I reach the part just above his ass. Licking there for a while, I move my tongue up his back, in that valley-y area in the middle of his back. One long tongue lash. That got him going. I did it a few more times before I went to lick his ass. Not the hole but the cheeks. Drove him crazy too. I am a biter so I bite a bit.

His butt was quite hairy, fine hairs but still hair. Then I went to town on his asshole. Again. He moaned and his body stiffened. Once his hole was sufficiently wet, I stuck a finger in him and he stiffened again. I licked his back to get his mind off of the intruder in his ass. At least, until he felt comfortable with the finger up his ass.

After a while, he told me he was ready to have my cock in him. Don’t have to tell me twice eh? I quickly suited up and grabbed the lube. I made sure I lubed his hole a lot and played with it with my fingers for a little bit. Two fingers to be exact. He seemed to take it fine so I mounted his ass and guided my cock to home base.

I took extra care to insert myself slowly. He squirmed a little and his body tensed up again. I went back to sucking on his neck to distract him once again. It appeared to have worked. I went in completely. He did not ask me to take it out. But he also did not stop tensing. I did not move and just concentrated on necking.

After a while, I feel him moving underneath me, specifically moving his ass against my body. That normally means he has accustomed to my cock in him. I asked him if he was okay and he told me to fuck him. Did not have to tell me twice…

To be continued…

Monday, November 19, 2007

Foreigner

The next day, 40-year old guy still wanted to come over. I guess my servicing worked for him. But since he would only come to my place at midnight, I decided to use my free primetime hours productively.

A foreign guy messaged me on Manjam. I think he’s from Cambodia or somewhere around there. This happened about a month before Ramadan. He seemed interested to meet up with me. He was also interested in getting his ass cherry popped, which was definitely something I was interested in. Heheheh.

However, as with all newbies and ass virgins, they felt hesitant and afraid that it might hurt. I used all of my charms and my powers of persuasion to allay any fears that he had. Oh, who am I kidding? The first time would definitely hurt. I told him I’d make it as painless as possible. How am I going to do that? Read on…

Firstly, you’d have to get them super, super horny. How? Make out. Kiss them. Add in some tongue for a bit for a little spice. Then you’d move to kiss the neck. All over. Then tease a bit by sucking on the neck like a vampire would. But not too hard that there’d be marks but enough to make them squirm. Move on to the ears. Nibble a bit on the lobes and flick your tongue here and there. A little biting would turn some people on.

Then, just like you’d rim an ass, lick the ear. As soon as you feel their body lax, as in they’re really comfy and high from the licking, you move back to working the neck. Then you can feel their body tense again. Alternate between licking, light biting, light sucking and kissing the neck. Once they’re hot and bothered again, you move on to the next erogenous zone. Which would be… the chest and/or nipples. Some people would say armpits but I ain’t an armpit guy, although I have met some armpit fetishists. None have turned me though.

Anyways, lick the chest. This foreign guy has a hairy chest so I kinda forgo licking the chest and went straight to the nipples. Hairy guys don’t really bother me until I have to lick. It’s a hassle. Hair is not exactly smooth and sometimes you’d get hair in your mouth and you’d end up coughing up hairballs all week after that. Sigh.

Anywho, after biting and licking the nipples, I attempted to lick his body but he was hairy all over so I could not really do it without choking on hair. So I went straight to his erect cock. Licking it first. Teasing the head with my tongue. Taking it all in. Let’s not forget the balls. Lick and take em in the mouth one at a time, slowly inching the tongue towards his asshole. He must have known where I was headed because he slowly lifted his legs to give me more access to his hole.

But I never did go there. I stayed at the area between the ball sack and the asshole. Once he reached and held his own legs, I dived in and started licking his ass. He moaned and moaned. I think that was his first time getting rimmed. He started speaking but I could not make out what he was saying. I think he was speaking in his native language. But his face was contorted in pure pleasure so I did not stop licking his ass…

To be continued

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Life Begins at 40

OMG. Time’s fun when you’re having flies. It seemed that I have been neglecting my blogs. I had been pretty busy lately. Busy with life stuff and dating and having crushes. But I still found the time to get some.

It was a hectic week. Starting from Sunday, I met up with 5 guys. The one on Sunday was Malay, shorter than me and fit. He was 38 years old and a bottom apparently.

Chatted with him on Saturday. He was supposed to come over on Saturday itself but my Saturdays are normally reserved for hanging out with friends so I had to take a rain check.

He came over at 12.30 a.m. on Sunday. He looked and sounded like another one of my conquests which is kinda eerie. He was not extraordinarily handsome but he was not bad looking. Did I mention he was fit? Yummy pecs.

I don’t know why but he was waiting for me to make my move. I was like, “Dude, you’re 40. Be a man and tweak my nipples already!” but of course, I did not say that to his face.

I leaned into him and rubbed myself against him like a kitten in heat. He responded by putting his arm over my shoulder. I put a hand on his hard thigh and rubbed. Nada. I see I have to step it up and wear the pants here. I started playing with his hard abs and leaned in to kiss him on the neck.

He started moaning. That was when he started taking action and began to touch me inappropriately. Apparently he liked it rough. He was biting me all over. I've woken up the beast within. And he did not like me touching his cock. He said he was afraid that he would not last long if I keep touching him. He needed me inside of him first.

Once he got me hard, I took him over to the bedroom where he proceeded to deepthroat me still. I flipped him onto his back and started kissing him. Okay, not a bad kisser. But smoky. I hate that. So I went to kissing him on the neck. As expected, he told me not leave any marks. What is it with me and unavailable guys?

Anyways, I just licked. Did not bite. I bit the nipples though and he liked it, moaning and squirming underneath me. I licked him hard muscles and pecs but I skipped his cock because I remembered him saying he wanted to get fucked first. So I attacked his balls. He was moaning so loud that I swear the neighbor next door was aroused.

I lifted his legs and licked my way to his hole. Hmm, what is that area between the crotch and the asshole called? Hmmm. Anyway, I was licking and biting there and I think he had a mini orgasm. Once my tongue found his hole, the writhing began and the moaning got louder.

I turned him onto his stomach and rimmed him till kingdom come. He was begging for me to fuck him by then. I suited up and inserted myself into his wet hole. He was not quiet after that. Had to push his face onto the pillow for a bit. Once we were done... okay, once I came and got cleaned up, we got to talking. He admitted to being married, hence he could only come after witching hour. Apparently, he was turned down before when he revealed that he was married earlier into the chat. I don't care. So long as the sex is good and he could take it until I come, I am fine. Um, do I sound insidious there? Oh well, it was a good lay... :)

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Habit Meme

Cass tagged me… during Ramadan but I was quite busy with some stuff… ehehhehe… so now that Ramadan is over and everybody is still off on leave, I’ve got nothing to do in the office… so here goes…

THE RULES:
1. Each blogger must post these rules first.
2. Each blogger starts with eight random facts/habits about themselves.
3. Bloggers that are tagged need to write on their own blog about their eight things and post these rules. At the end of your blog, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names. (yeah, I ain’t doing this one…)
4. Don't forget to leave them a comment telling them they've tagged and to read ur blog. (no way… let this die with me here…)

1. I always eat my meals while watching TV (if I am home of course).
2. I always look behind me when walking alone
3. I always get my keys out even before I reach my place
4. I always push a door wide open before I go inside
5. I always buy iced lemon tea before going in to watch a movie
6. Every now and then, I’d check my pockets to see if I have everything e.g. keys, wallet, cell
7. I always take the last compartment of the LRT
8. Every time I go shopping, I’d always straighten out things on display

Now, for the sexplanation:

1. No explanation needed here. Just a habit I have since I was a kid…
2. I admit that my time in America made me overly cautious. I’d look over my shoulder to see if anyone’s following me. Lately, with all the muggings and the robberies that you hear about, it’s not that bad an idea to do so. Um, also, because I sometimes do a Ghost Whisperer, I tend to look behind me a lot when I feel some sort of presence.
3. Same reason as number 2.
4. I once opened the door to my place and barged in immediately… and saw this floating white specter in my kitchen. Scared the snot out of me. Never again will I go barging in a room.
5. Um, I like iced lemon tea…
6. Overly cautious. Don’t wanna be leaving things behind.
7. What can I say? I like it in the back. Of the train lar… get your minds out of the gutter. Not a lot of people ride in the back compartment. They prefer to rough it out and be sardines in cans up front.
8. I don’t have OCD nor am I a neat freak but I just can’t help it. Like if the DVD display has one DVD askew, I’d straighten it out. Dunno why.

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Sex Slave

It seems I have found myself a willing sex slave. Okay, maybe sex slave is a bit too overly. Fuck buddy? That would work.

This guy just moved into the complex like a month ago. He was introduced to me by a mutual friend, who originally wanted me to house him for free. Hell, no. I ain’t a charity organization and I ain’t no sugar daddy. Unless the guy’s extremely cute. Heheheh.

Yes, I am saying that this guy is not extremely cute. Kinda cute, in a manly kinda way. I did not take him in. He found a room at a different block. Once he was settled in, he came looking for me. Of course. We hung out. Watched some TV. Until his hands got friendly.

I’ll just come out and say it right away. His necking is not too good but he makes it up for his enthusiasm. And his nice ass.

Every time he comes, it would be the same. He’d start out with the necking. Then, he moved to the nipples before ultimately sucking on my dick. After that, I would push him down and start to do the same to him, except in the end, I’d be buried deep inside his warmth.

He is all too willing to come to my place for some fucking, even though he had just gotten some the night before. I remembered he was telling me that his ass was still sore from the fucking that he got from a Chinese guy with a dick that was fat in the middle. Yup, butt plug-like. But as soon as I start to do my thing, he let me ride his ass until I come. What a nice sex buddy…

I also had called him over one time because the guy I was with just left and he did not let me fuck him in the ass. I know it sounds like I am just using him but I told him the deal. He knew of the situation and he did not mind. This time, he actually showed me his ass licking skills, which was quite phenomenal.

As soon as we’re done and we got cleaned up, he got dressed and immediately left. So now, I guess I won’t be going without sex at all because a willing ass lives in the next building to mine and would eagerly come over if I beckon.

The last time we met, he told me he had to move. Dammit. There goes my willing sex slave. But not before getting it on for the final time. His necking still needed improving but I gave him extra points for biting. Hehehehe.

We started out in the TV room. Business as usual. He would lie on top of me and he’d work on my neck and nipples. Then he turned me around for a bit of erotic massage. Unfortunately, it was not nearly as erotic as it was painful so I told him to stop and have him lick the back of my neck. Spine tingling…

Then I led him to the bedroom where I start working my mojo. Or my homo-jo. He was lying on his stomach so I mounted him and started biting his ears and neck. Then I work my way down to his ass, giving him tongue lashings. And of course, some bites here and there. I got off him and lied on my back. He immediately went to work on my cock, taking it all in and making it hard.

I reached for the condom and lube and he prepped my cock and himself. He sat down on my hard cock and rode me. At one point, I began to buck my hips and he moaned. He stopped and just sat there while I bucked wildly underneath him. He leaned forward and I worked on his neck while still fucking him furiously.

Don’t know where that came from. I am not normally that wild. Anyways, he got off me and lied on his stomach. I mounted him and inserted myself from behind and rode him. Wildly still. I gave him many variations of thrust and the one that worked quite well AKA have him moaning loudly and saying yes was the long thrust. The one where you almost take the cock out but not really and then shove it back in all the way.

He was in thunderous agreement, kept saying yes. I should have asked him questions like “Will you give me all of your money?” since he was so agreeable right? Hhehehehe.

After I came, we hung out and watched ANTM finale. He left immediately after that. Kinda sad now. No more willing sex slave. Or at the very least, willing sex slave that can just arrive in 5 minutes after you call. Sigh.

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Why I Want To Eat At Friday's

I am a kampong boy. Born and bred. Having lived a sheltered and overprotected life for more than 18 years, I was looking forward to studying in the city.

It was quite a culture shock for me coming to the big city. So different from my small town roots. But I learned to adapt.

Back then, I was studying in Shah Alam and a bunch of us would always go to Subang via KTM to hang out. My then best friend would always take me to new restaurants to get me all acquainted and caught up with western ‘culture’.

On my birthday, she took me, and another girlfriend, to TGI Fridays in Subang Parade. I was such a deer in the headlights, did not know what to order. She started me slow by ordering the pasta. I completely fell in love with the food.

After that, I would make sure I go to Fridays at least one a month. Even when I went to study in America, I’d get my best friend to go to Fridays.

Incidentally, a lot of things are associated with Friday. Friday the 13th. Good Friday. Black Friday. Freaky Friday. His Girl Friday.

I would always come to the office on Friday and say “Thank God it’s Friday!” (as opposed to coming bright and surly on a Monday and saying “Oh God it’s Monday!”). Friday is my favorite weekday because Friday signals the end of the work week. It’s the day just before the weekend starts. The day you work less hours. The day you get to come to the office in casual jeans and T-shirt.

You know what? Great food can now be associated with the name Friday as well. :-)

Thursday, October 4, 2007

Hotel Sex

I went back to my hometown at the beginning of Ramadan to break fast with my family. But not before I hook with someone. See, if I go home, I could never get away from my family AKA no privacy.

I’d be joined at the hip by my niece and nephew. People call them shadows of mine. Don’t even get me started on my mother. Oy.

Anyways, I made arrangements with this one dude who lives in my hometown. I saw his profile online and I messaged him. That was a few months back. I messaged him, saying that I would be on the 10 pm bus and that I’d arrive around 2.

He asked if we should get a room in town. I told him we could just go back to my family’s house but he was against it. I don’t wanna debate over it but only my sister would be home and she knows of my fagtastic activities. We would be saving money. But apparently he has money to burn so we wound up at the hotel.

Had to lie to my sister that I’d be arriving the next day. Hehehehe. The first cheapo hotel we went to was full so we went to a second one. There was a chance we have to walk further down the main street so I thought of calling my sister and ditch the guy. He did not really seem interesting to me.

Mostly because he insisted on me arriving first, then we’d check into a room. Meaning he has no money and wanted me to pay. We had food before we went to the hotel and I had to pay for him. Moocher much?

Unfortunately, we found a room in a nearby hotel. But fortunately, he paid for the room. Okay. So we went to the room and we got ready for bed. After freshening up, I lied on the bed. Kinda beat. He was watching TV. But as he noticed I was drifting off, he turned the TV off and wanted to get some nookie.

But first, a disclaimer. He said he was not really good at the sex and he doesn’t really know much. Sigh. Not another one. I am tired of playing mentor and having protegays. He also said he was top. Um, that doesn’t work for me because I am top too. Okay, I am flex but you got to be extremely good to get me to give my ass to you.

He started things off by lying on top of me and attempted to do some necking. Bad. I think he could not decide whether he wanted to nibble on my neck or he wanted to make a hickey or he just wanted to lick it. It felt pretty half-assed to me too.

The nipple play was not bad, but it was not good either. Guess he really wasn’t lying when he said he was not good. When he got to my cock, he did an OK job giving head. No teeth. Heheheh.

I was getting bored with him so I pushed him off of me and pushed him down on the bed and showed him how it’s supposed to be done. I love necking. I think I was a vampire in a previous life. I necked the guy to death, not literally of course. He was alive, squirming underneath me.

Then, I attacked the nipples. Again, made him squirm. Don’t wanna brag, but I’m good, ehehhehe. Then, I took his cock into my mouth and made it hard. Once I got him really, really hard, I worked on his balls, slowly inching my way down there. He seemed to know where I was reaching for because he opened up wide for me.

Once my magic tongue found its way to his magic hole, well, let’s just say, he was not too quiet about it. I had to use my full strength to restrain him from jumping up and down the bed. Once he was sufficiently wet, I inserted a finger and went on to suck his cock. He assured me he was okay with the finger intrusion, so I kept on fingering him while sucking him.

After a few minutes, I turned him over and lubed up. I asked him if he was sure about it and he said he wanted me to but asked me to be gentle. I am always gentle when popping ass cherries. I mount him and licked his earlobe and neck. As soon as I felt him shuddering with pleasure, I carefully inserted myself into him. I tried not to apply too much pressure as then the entry would be too fast and it would hurt.

I went in smoothly, pun intended. He assured me he was fine. I started slow, building momentum for a fierce fucking. Halfway through, the guy got impatient and started to move his ass as though he’s used to my cock buried deep within him. Good sign. The gurl’s a bottom after all. With that cue, I held nothing back and started to pound him furiously.

He stopped moving his ass. I hope he was not in pain. I was having too much pleasure from pounding a virgin ass. I made faux hickeys but kept pounding. I noticed his body stiffening. Either he was in ass heaven or it was hurting him too much. But I was close and I hoped that he could take it like a man.

When I did climaxed, I grunted a little bit. He responded by clenching his ass muscles and wrapped my spurting cock warm and nice. It made the orgasm far better. Hmm, quite the little bottom, this virgin. After the climax, we collapsed on the bed for a while before cleaning up and going to sleep.

Saturday, September 22, 2007

Two If By Sea

Two guys came over to my place on Saturday. Both are Malays. One came over in the morning while the other came over in the afternoon.

Morning Guy is slightly older than me but is more petulant and childish while Afternoon Guy acts a little more of his age, sometimes. Even though I am younger, Morning Guy calls me Abang coz apparently he loves being pampered and taken care of by older guys. Apparently, according to him, I looked matured and manly and I treat him nice so he loves to fantasize that he is the younger one and I am the older one.

Whatever. As long as I get some tail… no, I am kidding. It’s kinda cute actually. He loves to snuggle while watching TV. I like that. But the snuggles don’t last that long because he kept pushing my hand to his crotch. Of course, I don’t mind that as well but I gotta be honest. I like my men alive and well in the bedroom. I hate it when they just lay there like driftwood.

Morning Guy does exactly that. Lie there. Expecting fireworks from me but when it comes to me time, it was just a quick tongue lash here and there and he goes back to being driftwood. Sigh.

He did tell me he did not like being fucked. Driftwood, you’re about to meet my incredible hard wood. I kinda have a way to make them succumb to my charms and open up their legs. I dunno how or why or what, but I just do. So I turned on the magic and got the ball rolling. Since he won’t pleasure my body, I figured I should at least get a poke at the back door.

He did relent and consented to it so I did. He took it for one minute before he said he could not take it. Goddammit. I don’t get off on foreplay or any of the light stuff so I resigned myself to the fact that I won’t be climaxing. I got him off and cleaned up. He left slightly before lunch.

Afternoon Guy came over and we just lazed around and watched TV. He was sitting on the sofa and I was sitting on the floor. Suddenly, he leaned over and he started sucking on my neck. Oooh. Vampyre fetish. Yup, dude loves to bite. I fantasized about being bitten by a vampire. Spike mostly. Maybe Angelus in a pinch. And I love to bite back also, hehehe. Anyways, I posted the photos of my bite welts a few weeks ago in here. And no, we did not do anything else coz it was getting kinda late and we were starving and the welts started to hurt.

But these two showed up on a later date at my place and the story is steamier than this one… watch this space…

Monday, September 10, 2007

The Pacemaker

Okay. I officially need to find some other way to open a post. I keep using “I was chatting…”. I even started out this post with that line. Oh, I have used a different line for the opening for this post. Yay me!

It’s all the same. Started out with chatting, exchanging pics, then numbers, then flirting via SMS. After that, wait for the time when both are free, then meet it up (homage to Teddy) for some fun.

Normally, there’d be several discrepancies with that scenario coz we’re all human so not everyone can stick to a plan. Anyways, this guy’s photo in Manjam was not exactly forthcoming. As in it’s a wide shot with him smack in the middle of it but you can’t see anything much, except that he is bald and tall.

Okay, I guess tall is good enough. Plus he said he was a bottom. Yay! Had my fill of tops ever since I got roughed up that one time. At least for now. Hehehe.

Tall Guy from Ampang said that he’d be free on Sunday. It turned out that he had the company Family Day in PD on Saturday and he was driving back on Sunday. Straight to my place. I kinda feel bad because he’s gonna be tired from the event and also from the drive but he insisted on coming over.

After a brief stint of getting lost and going into a different apartment complex, he finally arrived. He is indeed tall. Me likey. Kinda cute. Did not look as old as he really was. So we hung out in the media room while he catch his breath and I finish up watching FRIENDS for Monica and Chandler’s wedding.

A bit of cuddling here and there. A bit of groping. Screw the wedding. Tall Guy wanted some. We hugged and he commented on how huggable I was. He likey. I started out by kissing his cheeks. The ones on the face lar! Haiyo.

Then I tried kissing him on the lips, coz some guys don’t like to kiss. He kissed me back so we just kissed in each other’s arms for a while. He is a good kisser. Me likey. When he took off his shirt, I saw that he has this prominent scar down the middle of his chest. I had thought that it was a battle scar or scar from an accident or something. I certainly was not going to stop making out because of it.

But then I saw something at the back of his shoulder. Made me kinda wanna stop. It was like a mole. Really big mole. And very hairy. It looked like a map of Pahang. I kept the shuddering to a minimum. As long as I don’t touch it and as long as he did not rub it all over me, then I’m fine.

I brought him to my room and we started making out in the bed. He had taken off his jeans by now. I also noticed that his cock was hard but his underwear was not tenting. Oh well, as long as my cock is in his mouth, I should not really bother with the details.

Once he was done with the blowjob and I was hard as hell, I got on top and started doing my thang. I licked and sucked at his neck and ears. Yes, yes, I love necking. And lucky for me, this guy did not do necks because my neck was still sore…

Then, I went on and worked the nipples. Flicking my tongue over them, and sometimes gently and teasingly bite on them. Once I arrived at the groin area, I ripped off his underwear and got the shock of my life. Dude was packing some serious firepower. Lucky for me he was a bottom. I know I could not take him if he were to fuck me in the ass. His cock was formidable. Kinda long, about 7 inches. I have taken bigger but his cock was thick. Extremely. At least 3 inches wide. I am not kidding. Monster Cock Guy will be his name from now on.

So I tried taking it in the mouth. Obviously I could not. So I did my best and just licked the shaft, instead of taking it in the mouth. I started licking the balls and he moaned and even arched his back. So I worked hard at them balls and as I inch closer and closer down there, his moans get louder. He lifted his legs to give me better access and I went down on him.

He asked me to fuck him after getting him sufficiently wet. He did not ask me to lube up at all. The spit would do fine. It was not entirely true. Penetrating required a bit of force but he had already put his long legs on my shoulders so I did what I had to. For his part, he kept moving his butt as to accommodate my intrusion.

Once I was completely in, he was the one who started to move his ass. I got the hint so I gave him the fucking that he wanted. His hands reached around and grabbed my ass and forcefully pulled me towards him, not wanting my cock to slide out of his ass and wanting it to be buried deeper and deeper.

I obliged of course. After a while, the passion haze started to dissipate. I guess I was close to climaxing. Then it happened. I heard ticking noises. Like a clock. But there was no clock in my room. Then it dawned on me that the scar might have been from a surgery and Monster Cock Guy might have had a pacemaker. The thought scared me a little bit coz we might overdo it and the pacemaker might get shorted out or something. How would I handle that? Electrocute him?

But the guy was oblivious and completely in euphoria. He kept on moving his ass. That shook me out of my stupor and I continued on fucking him. I felt an orgasm coming. It was weird because I was not in my normal position. I came and stopped. He wrapped his long legs around me and started masturbating the monster. I was still hard so I moved deep inside him while he reaches climax. He came all over his stomach and I went to the toilet for the usual cleanup-and-toss-condom bit that I do.

He left the flat later, still alive and pacemaker still working. Guess I could cross doing a pacemaker-ed guy off my people to do before I die list…

Friday, September 7, 2007

Suddenly Three

I was chatting with this one guy from Hartamas. Um, notice how most of my stories would begin with “I was chatting”? This is how I mostly get my sexploits from… :P

Where was I? Oh yeah, Hartamas guy. He did not give me his photo but he apparently liked what he saw so he wanted to stop by. He mentioned that he is fit because he is an amateur sports player so he works out a lot. Sure, why not. It’s been a while since I did a sports star. Okay, I’ve never done a sports star before.

So I went home (this was when I’ve not subscribed to Maxis Bareback, I mean, Broadband) and got me some dinner and waited. Actually I did not really wait coz sometimes people would say they were coming but they never showed. So I just watched TV and chilled.

He called half an hour later and said that he would be slightly late because he had to drop off his mom at the train station and then pick up a friend. Picking up a friend? To meet me? Well, was I unwittingly getting myself into another threesome? Seemed like it.

So I waited downstairs for them to show up and brought them up to my place. The sports guy was decent enough, kinda cute, definitely fit. Okay, except for the slight beer belly, he seemed fit. The other guy, a Chinese, is kinda short. Definitely not as cute as the sports guy.

So once we were in the living room, I popped in a porno flick, at the request of the sports star. He then immediately stripped and prompted us to do so also. After fondling each other, we sat and watched the porn. I got the feeling that the Chinese guy was not really into me. I guess that’s okay coz I was not really into him. So both of us kinda avoided touching each other. Wait, I think the Chinese guy was not really into it all because he just sat there and kept fiddling with his phone.

The sports guy had to service us both and kept insisting that we should touch each other. My phone then rang so I had to go and answer it. Saved by the phone eh? When I returned, the sports guy had already jerked the Chinese guy into spurting. Btw, the Chinese guy had a very thick dick. Not long but massive.

So once the Chinese guy was done, it was just the two of us. Sports guy asked what I wanted to do and I just smiled. He seemed to get me and said that he did not mind. He asked me to get the condom. He put it on me and bent over for me to penetrate him. I wanted to tell him that we should have gotten some lube first but he was too insistent on being butt fucked that he could not wait. Besides, the condom was kinda lubed. He insisted that it should be fine.

I forced my cock into him, as the lube was not enough. He moaned. Painfully. After I finally got all the way in, he asked me to take it out because it had hurt. Duh. Just as I was about to try again, he said he could not take it. I told him there was no lube. That was why it hurt. True enough, when I took the condom off, it was dryer than the Sahara. He insisted that we just jerk off coz it was too painful. So I jerked him off until he came and they both got cleaned up and left. The sports guy said that he’d want to come again but I highly doubt it. My gut was right. I never heard from him again. Oh well, his loss…

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Blind Date 2

I brought him to the TV room and he asked if could put on some porn. We watch a DVD about sexual harassment at the work place (courtesy of Teddy) and I nuzzled up against him. I let my hands roam all over his muscles and found that he was already hard. He then started to play with my nipples.

I took his clothes off and we started necking. Okay, okay, I started necking him. I remembered that he loved it and he has a thing about his ear being licked so I teased him ever so much with my tongue. Then, I worked on his nipples while rubbing his hard cock.

After a while, I got bored and decided it was time for me to get some lovin’ so I lied down and pulled him on top of me. I am such a dominatrix! Who would have thought?

Anyways, he started necking me. Maybe necking is not the actual thing. It was more lick one lick then just rest face on neck while breathing heavily kinda thing. But he did work proficiently on my nipples so he was forgiven for the lame necking.

He worked on em for quite a while too. After that, I led him to the bedroom where we got completely naked. He went down on me while I fingered his ass. He said that the last time he had sex was with me last year. I did not believe him but for the sake of having that hot mouth on my cock, I nodded and he went back to sucking my cock. I continued fingering him until he maneuvered his ass out of my reach. But he kept on sucking though. Good boy!

When he got tired, he lied down and I decided to loosen him up for the fucking. I lied on top of him and started with the tongue tease of the ears and neck. Then I work my way down to the nipples and soon I had his cock in my mouth.

I licked his balls for a bit before attacking the nipples again. A brief tease of the ears and neck and I am back sucking his cock. As soon as he sounded like he was about to cum, I stopped sucking his cock and began licking the balls. Soon after, I started going for the underside of them balls. Drove him crazy. The further down I went the higher he arched his back and moaned.

I took his legs onto my shoulder and kissed him, teased the neck and ear and licked the nipples. Then I licked his cock. I took a hold of his legs and started to lick the area between his ball sack and asshole. He arched his back even more. The moaning was non-stop now, especially when I bit it gently. Then I gave it a tongue lashing which drove him wild. Once my tongue found its way to his asshole, he went completely wild. I just kept at it until I felt that he was ready to let me in.

I asked him if I could fuck him and he told me to get the condoms and lube. He did not have a preference for position so I told him my favorite position and he went for it. I lubed his asshole with my finger and he tensed a bit. I just applied lube and slight pressure with my fingers, then I lubed my condom-covered cock. I mount him and tried to go in slowly. He moaned as my cock head went in but he was quiet when I pushed everything in, slowly.

Once I got settled in, I asked if he was okay and he said he was. So I started the whole fucking thing. He moaned with every movement. His body was so hot, literally. Nice and tight. I kept kissing his neck from behind and teased the ears every now and again. Once I came, I collapsed on top of him. He kissed my hand and I kissed his neck. He said that I am good and that my cock is nice. Aw, shucks…

I went to the toilet to flush down the condom and clean up. He was still lying in bed. I asked if I could take his picture naked. No face. Just body. He finally relented and I got some great body shots. Yay! More for my collection. He said he’ll call me for another session before he had to leave town.

Friday, August 31, 2007

Blind Date

I went on a blind date on Tuesday. Why did I agree to one when there are tons of profile websites for people to upload their pics? I don’t know. Maybe the thrill of the unknown? Maybe because I like his stats? Maybe I am just slutty? Hehehe.

So we’re supposed to meet up at the McDonald’s at Masjid Jamek at 7pm. I got there at 6.30 because I only work a few stations away. So I waited patiently, which is something I don’t do because I really hate waiting. Lucky I brought my Buffy book so I killed time by reading that and eating some McNuggets.

When it was 7, I asked him where he was and he said he was nearby. He did not show up after 15 minutes. So I was thinking that he showed up, saw me and left. I did not wanna call and asked him again. Don’t wanna sound desperate. So I continued reading the book. Which was quite a stirring read because it is set in the third season, before Faith did a Vader and switched to the dark side.

Anyways, I got my nose out of the book and realized that it was 7.30 and he still was a no-show. That’s it. Just as I was about ready to storm out of that McDonald’s, one guy came and sat down at my table. Finally. Oh, by the way, deep inside of me, I was kicking his face and screaming “BITCH!!”

I am soooo Margaret Cho and pretty low standards and would normally just take the guy home and fuck the life out of him. Unfortunately he said he was a top and would not wanna be fucked in the ass. That, coupled with the barely cute factor and the fact that he was all too shifty-eyed, made me not wanna bring him home. Lucky for me the guy oozed confidence and just shrugged nonchalantly and said that he has other friends. With that, he sashayed out of McDonalds and I called Teddy and bitched to him about it.

Later that night, just as I was doing my nightly blog rounds, one guy who happened to live in the block next to mine wanted to come over. And Teddy told me how sorry he was that I would not be getting sex. Just as I told the guy to come over, another guy sent me SMS, wanting to come over. Hmmm, quite the conundrum. Which one do I wanna go for?

The former is short, balding, meaty and semi cute. The latter was tall, muscled and bald. Three guesses which one I chose. Correct. I went for the tall muscle Mary who is a bottom, which works for me. Told the other guy I suddenly had an elsewhere to be. Yeah, I know what you alls are thinking. Threesome. Nah. Wanted to enjoy Muscle Mary all to myself. We’ve met before and it was always hot.

I was in the middle of watching That’s So Raven (yeah, yeah, I watch Disney Channel, get over it…) when Muscle Mary showed up, looking all buffed up and fine…

Monday, August 27, 2007

Bangi Bangin' 2

I was like all “What the hell man?” coz I need my cutie sleep. I gotta work in the morning. I was fully hard now. I tried to make him stop but he still wanted to touch the hardness of me.

That’s it. I pushed him onto his stomach, put on a condom, lubed up and inserted myself into him. No tenderness. Just raw sex. I was half asleep but the warmth that enveloped me woke me up and I just fucked his brains out.

Half way through, I heard him say something again. This time, I heard it loud and clear. He wanted a position switch. That would mean an even longer fucking but I obliged. I turn him around, put his legs on my shoulder and fucked him in that position.

Now I can see his face. He was enjoying it. His face was contorted in pleasure and pain. I fucked him for a while until I realized that I needed sleep so I turned him around, on his stomach. I got on top of him and fucked him until I come.

After cleaning up, I tried to get some shut eye. But to no avail. The dude was still cuddly wuddly. And this time, he was grabby also. He was trying to grab my ass, as though telling me that he’d want some now. I totally went bitchy and slapped his hand away and told him that I really needed some rest coz I have to go to work in a couple of hours. He can have a go at my ass the next time we meet.

He seemed satisfied at the answer and left me alone the rest of the morning. When I say left me alone, I mean, he cuddled me all the way until he left in the morning. Argh!

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Bangi Bangin'

Previously on Oxymoronic Existence…

Bangi Guy is back. He was in the area and wanted to meet me. It was a little over midnight but I was still awake so I told him to come on over.

He said that he was now based in Shah Alam, new place, new job, hence the quiet. He went to Tasik and did not get lucky so he thought he’d get lucky with me. I should have been pissed but it was late and I was horny. Okay, who am I kidding, I am always horny, and I remembered he was very good at the making out so I rolled out the red carpet for him.

Once he arrived, he went to freshen up. I was already in bed by that time. I asked if he wanted to spend the night and he said it would be nice because it was late to go back to Shah Alam.

So once that’s decided, he jumped into bed and we cuddled. He was extra horny because his hands immediately went down south. I pulled him on top of me and let him do his thing which he was really good at.

Did I mention that he was kinda short? He started by necking me. I love necking. Yes, I have a vampire fetish. Then, he went down to my nipples. Ooh, expert tongue. He licked me all over before he settled for my cock and he gave me a long drawn out blowjob.

After a while, I pull him off of me and got on top of him. I repeated what was done to me, but I added a slight twist. I licked down there and inserted a finger. He seemed to know what I want and asked for a condom. The last time we did it, he topped me and said that he could only take a cock in his ass for a few minutes only. Heh, he was not getting a cock in his for a few minutes only…

I lubed him up and inserted my cock. He moaned. I push through and stayed still for a while, letting him get used to the intruder. Once I felt him relax, I start to pump in and out. After a while, I heard him saying something but it was more like a raspy whisper. I did not hear him so I continued fucking his ass until I came.

After the clean up, we settled in and started to drift off to sleep. Unfortunately, the guy was a cuddler and he kept his paws on me the whole time. It was kinda warm, my room not air-conditioned and all, so it kinda bothered me and I did not really get to sleep much. In the end, I drifted to sleep. Finally. It was like 4 in the morning and I have to wake up in the morning to go to work.

Just I was about to drift into dreamland and meeting up Hugh Jackman, I felt a stirring. A great stirring that forced me to open my eyes. His hands were kneading and fondling my cock to life…

to be continued...

Sunday, August 19, 2007

A New Man

I was surfing the Net Sunday night, on the prowl for some sort of adventure. I was bored. Okay, bored and horny. But the prowling was a bit unsuccessful so I left the laptop alone and watched TV.

During one commercial break, I checked up on my messages and got a hit from Guys4Men. Not a bad looking guy. So we exchanged messages for a while. I did not know what he wanted because he did not say what kind of guy he likes.

After a few messages, he said he was going offline so I just give my phone number in case he’s free to meet up or something. He replied saying that he was free that night and wanted to meet at my place. Good first sign eh?

I gave him directions and came right over. He lives in Tun Razak so it was not a problem for him to come to my place, even if it was 11 o’clock at night. Once he arrived, we sat down on the couch and talked. He was quite cute, slightly taller than me and smelled nice. Once we got to talking, he actually reached out and grabbed my belly. So now I know he likes em round.

We talked and he said he wanted to lie down. He put his legs up on the couch and maneuvered so that I would be in between his legs. Oh dear God.

His legs were so nice and warm and hairy. He actually had a nice body. Not too slim but not too flabby either. Just right. I just touched his thighs a bit and massaged here and there. I don’t know why but I was such a blushing virgin that night. Maybe it was because I was smitten. Heheheh.

He finally reached for my hand and put it on his crotch. Okay, I got the green light. So I began to feel up the groin, all the while getting a hard on myself. I opened his pants and underwear and saw the weapon. Nice. Has a slight downward hook. He undressed me and I started by licking his nipples.

Then I moved up to the neck. I guess it was a sensitive area because he tried to move away from my tongue but I persisted and he relented to the tongue assault. Then I went back to work on the nipples. He pushed me up until my chest meets his face and he licked my nipples while trying to reach for my ass.

Guess that means he is a top then. I was a little hesitant because I was not sure if my ass could take another fucking since I got that rough fucking Friday night. But he made me sat doggy style while he ate my ass. And, boy, did he eat it well. Top notch really. I hadn’t been eaten like that since… well, since last year. Hhehehe.

After we got everything ready, he tried penetration and I tried relaxing. The first time he went in was painful. After one or two jabs, his cock got out. The second time he stuck it in, it felt a bit okay and I could relax a bit. Then it got out again. So he turned me on my back, put my legs on his shoulders and inserted himself again. This time it was not painful. He even licked my nipples while pushing in and out of me.

It felt pretty good. He sooo was not rough and I guess he found my prostate because it felt great. When he stopped moving, I ground my ass. Yup, it was that good. When he came, he licked my nipples and tried to jack me to cum. Unfortunately, I don’t cum that way so I told him to stop it and just hug me. He remained in me all the while. Again, it felt soooo good.

After that, we both cleaned up. He hung out with me, listening to songs and we talked and we surfed the Net together. Sigh. It was quite a nice evening. Making me more smitten with him. Dayyymnnn.

Saturday, August 18, 2007

Weekend Update - Bite Me!

It's Saturday nite. I am home alone. The crew's not hanging. I had an activity this morning and then later in the afternoon. The second activity is very different, very kinky, very fetish. Vampyre Fetish.

My neck will be purple as an eggplant tomorrow! I am told ice helps... :P


It doesn't really hurt...

Friday, August 17, 2007

Rough Cut Part 3

Okay, fine. He said he was close. So I laid on my back near the edge and let him do his thang. He kept trying to place his hands near my neck. Is he trying to choke me? That’s new. I don’t think I’d like to do that though.

I think it was a good fifteen minutes of pumping before I realize that he was not going to cum any time soon. I almost reached up and choked him myself! I simply could not take it anymore so I told him to hurry it up or I am gonna close shop.

He asked me to turn around and had me bending over the bed. He continued the ass onslaught and kept on trying to get me to part my legs wider and wider. With the bed between my legs, it had started to hurt.

I kept counting until 50. If he had not come still, then it’s over. I was ready to backhand him off of me. Lucky for him, he came and got off me. He went into the shower and cleaned up. The condom was so bloated. Apparently he had not done it for a while now. Whatever. Get out of my way! I wanna clean up!

Once I was done, he was already lying in bed, heading towards snoresville. I had not cum yet but then again, I could only do so in a certain way so I just climbed into bed. Barely an hour later, my ass started to sting. A lot. I could not even lie properly. I barely got any sleep that night. And I had to skip out on bowling with my friends because it hurt like crazy.

But I did get to return the favor though. At about 5 in the morning, I was awakened by extreme pain and a hard on. I sidled up to him and pressed my hard on against his underwear covered ass. Once I found his asshole, I pressed hard against it. He moaned. But did not protest. So, Mr Pure Top must have taken a ride on the Cockwarts Express before.

He told me to go get the lube and condom so that it would not hurt much. You bet your ass I am going to hurt you! I lubed him and myself and penetrated his tight ass. He moaned loudly this time. But I figured he liked it rough and he did not even tell me to stop. So I did what he did to me. Ass onslaught of the hardened cock kind. His moaning and thrashing about wildly kinda turned me on so I gave it to him good. When I came, I took care and slowly extracted myself. He went to the second toilet and I cleaned up in the toilet in the room. Finally able to fall asleep after that…

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Rough Cut Part 2

He sheathed himself and lubed my hole. I was a bit hesitant because it has been a while since I was butt fucked and dude had a huge dick. He got himself ready and penetrated me. It was a bit tough to insert it at first but he managed.

It hurts like nobody’s business but I just gritted my teeth. He started to do his thang and push in and out of my hole. Boy, he was not gentle either. I was getting the pounding of my life and it hurt like hell.

He kept switching my leg positions. First he wanted over the shoulders. Then he just wanted one on the shoulder. And he kept fiddling with his position. What he did not know is that it was hurting me like hell. I tried telling him but I think he was in his own little world.

Damn. He liked it rough. He was throwing me around like a rag doll. It must have been close to an hour before he lets up. I told him I could not take it anymore and that it hurt like hell. He insisted it was hurting me because my own dick was not up. I replied that my dick was not up because it hurts like hell. Hmm…

So after that toilet break, he still wanted to fuck me. He positioned me at the foot of the bed. My ass was so sore already. I just hope he’d spurt soon enough. But apparently he was not going to anytime soon. He kept trying to get my dick up and I kept swatting his hand away and told him to just concentrate on cumming.

Even at the edge of the bed, he was not being gentle. He kept on changing my leg position and tossing me around on the bed. After a while, I had to push him off and he begged for me to let him finish….

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Meme Me

Fable Frog tagged a ‘friend’ of mine and now it’s my turn. These would be eight random saucy facts about me. Heheheh. Although I think some of these had been said in the past, but it is a brand new start to a brand new day so...

Random Saucy Fact #1
I lost my virginity at the ripe old age of 21.

I was studying in PJ at that time. I was just introduced to the wonders of IRC. Got chatted up by a guy and said he wanted to come over coz he was bored alone at home. I did not mind so the guy came over.

He then confessed that he was actually there to fulfill a fantasy. Getting fucked in the ass by a meaty guy. I told him I was a virgin and would not even know what to do and he said he’d teach me.

He undressed and got on all fours and asked me to fuck him immediately. I looked at his ass and as inviting as that was, I could not get it up. So, he asked me to lie down on my back while he got me hard using his hands and tongue. Then he climbed on top of me and sat down on it. He rode me hard. It actually hurt a little bit. For me. Maybe coz it was my first time.

After a while, he got tired and asked me to fuck him doggy style. He said to just move my hips back and forth. Easy. So I did. And then we changed positions. And again. And again. And again.

Apparently, just as I lost my virginity, I also gained a new superpower. The ability to last long. I kept drilling him while he just took it moaning and groaning with pleasure. Unfortunately, he had an elsewhere to be (picking up a relative or something) so we had to stop.

That guy did not knew it back then but he had unwittingly unleashed a sexual beast onto an unsuspecting world…

Random Saucy Fact #2
I am lucky that most of the guy I’d met was more than willing to let me stick it in, even though they claim to be pure tops.

I fucked this one guy (an apparent virgin) doggy style and made him cum without him touching himself.

Random Saucy Fact #3
I’ve never been to any of the saunas

Random Saucy Fact #4
I am a closet voyeur/exhibitionist. I love to tape myself having sex or tape someone else doing things to me. Heheheh. And no Fable Frog, I am shy to show those tapes off.

So far, I have gotten 5 people that allowed me to take videos and/or pictures during our bedroom romps.

Random Saucy Fact #5
I’m a bit of a daredevil, enjoy the adrenaline rush of having sex at a public place. Restrooms at country clubs or restaurants, cinemas or even bookstores. Okay, so it was just discreet gropings at the bookstore but still count right? Coz it’s public and someone could have walked in on us at any given time.

Random Saucy Fact #6
I am deeply romantic (ehehehe) and prefers long, steamy, passionate kissing than a wild romp in the hay but unfortunately, it is really hard to find someone who wants to kiss for more than one minute and I just have to settle for the fucking…

Random Saucy Fact #7
My first threesome happened by accident. I was tricked into it. Tipah tertipu bang, tipah tertipu!

I was supposed to be meeting this Singaporean Guy who had a big dick. He was staying at a hotel in KL. I was already on my way to him when he said that there was another guy coming. I was appalled but I was almost there. I was living in PJ and took a cab. Oh, bear in mind that I was in my early twenties and was still kinda virginal and naïve.

So I put on a brave front and went forth to the hotel. I actually did not like that idea. What if the other guy is fugly? I mean, fuglier than me of course. What if he did not like me and just played with the Sg Guy? What if I am not as good as the other one and both of them refused to play with me? Sigh.

I always say that I’ll try anything once and I’ll try something new every now and again just so that my life won’t be too predictable… so I went. I saw, I did, I conquered and I came. Again, those two guys had no idea at the time, but they had a hand in unleashing the slut within the sexual beast and there’s no turning back. Once you go slut, you’d wanna have ass all the time. Skip table of content and head straight to the ass.

Random Saucy Fact #8
Six was the maximum number of guys I had played with at the same time AKA an orgy. Previously, I was stuck with just fourgy (ya know, sex with three other people).

There. Six random saucy facts about me. Now, I gotta sit back and wait for the judgments to come pouring in…

Sunday, August 12, 2007

Rough Cut Part 1

I went on a date with one of the guys that messaged me from Bearforest. I had been communicating with him for a couple of months now but we never did meet up because he was busy working.

He had a day off last week so we planned to meet up and he’d bring me back to his place to spend the night. We met at KL Sentral and he brought me to Midvalley. We had dinner at Piccolo Mondo and then we caught a Chinese movie. Nice movie.

Anyways, after that, we went back to his place and had burgers before we adjourned to the bedroom. It’s our first time meeting and the guy’s extra chatty. I don’t mind listening. Then, he started getting closer and closer to me, until his hands started getting up close and personal. After almost ripping my clothes off, he started to play with my nipples.

I got the feeling that he was a biter. It was confirmed when he bit me on the neck several times. Ooh, vampire fantasy coming true. It was nice. Hehhehe.

I threw him off of me and climbed on top of him. I saw him reaching for something. I ignored him and went down on him. He was moaning and moaning. Especially at the part where I used my teeth a bit. Yup, he has a slightly similar fantasy as mine.

I got tired of having a dick in mouth so I went and teased the balls with my tongue. Again, he was moaning. I almost made it to the ass but I refrained. The moan response I got from the licking of the balls was enough. When I surfaced to take a breather, he shoved me onto my back and said that he was going to fuck me.

He did not even wait for me to say anything. He lifted my legs up and reached for the condoms and lube…

Monday, August 6, 2007

Three's Company Part 2

Argh! Yup, it was frustrating! No one wanted to tell me what they wanted to be. They just kept saying that they don’t mind. Don’t mind what? I asked ‘top’, I got a ‘don’t mind’ answer. I asked ‘bottom’, got the same answer. Dammit.

Maybe I should just fuck them both then. But I am not a mean gurl. So I asked them again nicely. Since both just shrugged. I put on my rings and said “Wonder Twin powers, activate! Form of… Dominatrix! Shape of… Whip!” Heheheh, kidding.

But I took charge and told the Cute Mixed Guy to go ahead and prep his cock to fuck my FB. I also told him that I’d be fucking him after he was done fucking the FB. Both of them agreed. Did not object was more accurate I guess.

While Cute Mixed Guy was sheathing his cock, I nibbled on FB’s nipple which I knew would drive him crazy. I stopped and watched as Cute Mixed Guy raised both of FB’s legs to gain access to his asshole. FB moaned as he was being penetrated. I watched the action from in between Cute Mixed Guy’s legs. Looks good. I kinda wanted to grab my camera and film it but I did not wanna freak them out. So I just settled for watching instead. Real live porn. Nice.

After a while, Cute Mixed Guy collapsed off of FB. He wanted me to fuck him, even though he has not spurted yet. I got myself ready and turned him over and penetrated. Nice. We kissed while I was fucking him and the FB was playing with my backside. Once I came, I kissed him and FB and went to the toilet to clean up.

While I was peeing, Cute Mixed Guy came into the toilet. No, not for a golden shower moment. Actually I don’t know why he came in. He started kissing me. Lucky I was done with peeing, if not he’d have himself a real golden shower right there. He asked if he could take a shower. I redirected him to the bathroom and went back to the room to take a towel.

I found FB all dressed up. Hey, wait a minute. Both of them had not climaxed and yet, they’re both getting ready to leave. Weird. I asked him why he was all dressed up when we’re not quite finished. He said that he was satisfied with the ass plowing that he’d gotten. And Cute Mixed Guy also said the same thing so I let them get ready and let them leave. But not before kissing Cute Mixed Guy at the door. FB said it was cute and sweet. Do I detect a tinge of jealousy? Maybe not. But I know that these two get along and they can play together so my mind already begun planning future romps.

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Three's Company Part 1

One of my FBs recently resurfaced. Apparently, he was busy with work and had been outstationed for work. He sent me a message asking if I would still want to play and he asked if I still organize orgies.

I’ve never really organized a full-on orgy. Maybe a threesome here and there. The last time I had a threesome, he was one of the attendees. I guess he liked it so he wanted to join again. So I reached out to my stash of guys, trying to find someone who wants to play and someone who’s free.

I don’t mind setting it up because he wanted to play with me as well as the other guys. Some other guys kept asking me to set some thing up for them but if there’s no one available, they’d never wanna play with just me. Completely and blatantly using me for my connections. Pissing me off.

Anyway, I found one guy from Maluri who’d want to join us. The Maluri guy is not Malaysian. Quite cute. Mixed. Since he does not have transportation, he came via LRT. I took him to my place and we had dinner while watching TV. The FB was kinda late. I did not really mind because it was a Thursday and my fave comedies, My Name is Earl and 30 Rock was on.

Once 30 Rock was over, and the FB arrived, I brought them to the bedroom to get things going. Unfortunately, the Mixed Maluri Guy was a bit shy. Maybe it was his first time. The FB and I got naked and he started to lick my body. Mixed Guy was still unsure but he insisted he was into when I asked. So I told him to take it slow and easy. I kissed him to calm his nerves. Great kisser, really. So I concentrated on the kissing while the FB was sucking me hard.

I hope the FB won’t take offense because I kept smooching the cuter guy and not him. I guess he did not mind because he appeared to be content having my dick in his mouth. After a while, when they got used to each other’s presence, they started to play with each other. While still servicing me of course. Hehehehe. Now this is what I call a threesome.

After the furious make out, we all lied down breathlessly. Everyone’s dicks were up and hard. This was the most difficult moment out of any sex gathering. Who’s going to be the bottom?

To be continued…

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

And Now, For Something Completely Different

We interrupt this blog for a special rant. I had only recently resumed posting back here. I guess I felt that I still have stories to share. The reason I stopped blogging was because I felt that I was being controlled by the desire to have fun just so that I’d have something to blog about. Which is kinda not fun.

Also, because some friends of mine could barely distinguish me from my Oxymoronic Existence persona. To the casual reader, I might come off as a raging homo slut. Oh, who am I kidding, I am a raging homo slut. But to the people who knows me IRL, I would like to think there’s more to me than just Slutty Sluttenstein. Sometimes I am Prudence McPrude. Hey, I can be Prudence McPrude! Stop snickering!

My point is… I am not just about sex. Sometimes it’s about foreplay too. Or hotness. Heheheh. Kidding. I’ve asked my friends this question. Am I just about sex? Is that the sole purpose of me being created in the world?

Some friends think that I am just a slut and nothing else. And these are friends who I met kinda regularly. Sigh. Makes me feel feeble. Makes me feel like I am nothing. Spam. A waste of space. Although I’ve learned a long time ago to stop caring about what people think and just live my life but the sting is still there.

One friend don’t even keep in touch with my person but reads this blog regularly and found fit to keep quoting from the blog when we do met up in person. I was kinda disappointed at that. More so because we’ve spent a lot of time together and I still came off as just a slut to him that I am incapable of anything but sex. Sigh.

So I stopped blogging here for a while. Something happened in my life that made me reassess everything and I went back to blogging here just because writing about my sexcapades give me a happy. I got it out of my system. Anything that I did not like or anything that I like, everything’s dealt with and there’s no emotional baggage left inside.

Unfortunately, it happened again. This time, other people joined in on the action. So I guess I am just a slut and nothing more. Sigh. I know the fact that I am letting the whole world knows of my adventures does not help but is it really hard for people to fathom that Holden is just one aspect of me? Holden is the sexual being who loves to write about sex. I am not trying to paint myself into a slutty corner here. I am just writing about my experience. Just wish people would realize that a blog does not represent everything about one person entirely. Only what he or she chooses to reveal.

That being said, I hope others whom I’ve hung out with don’t really see me as just a slut. Just like Musang who insists that he is a bitch but I’ve hung out with him and he is quite a sweet little bitch, I mean girl. A couple of years back, I was involved in a social group and I was kinda briefed about a lot of people in the circle. People I haven’t met and people I don’t really know. After I met them, I realized that the picture painted about them is not entirely true. Some maybe true but mostly not really. And these people are far more than the image that I had of them. I guess I am blessed to have the ability to distinguish a PR stunt and reality. Certain people don’t really have a thing for golden showers and they do not need to buy friendship by piling on Starbucks beverages but certain people do spend their time at the saunas, on their knees. Ya know, stuff like that there.

Anyways, as disappointed as I was, I guess there really is no way around this. Some people just can’t get over the image they have in their heads about someone, even after getting to know them. Some people obsess a little too much over some sex stories. Okay, I am done. We're now back to our regularly scheduled sex posts...

Thursday, July 19, 2007

Tun Razak Chronicles Part 4

It felt kinda good so I let him finger me for a while. But he wanted more. He took his finger out and wanted to fuck my ass there and then. No lube, no condom, no foreplay, no anything. Just a straight up fuck. Like I am some sort of ho.

I pushed him off and turned around. He started to devour me. Or attempted to devour me. His skills have not improved. His attempt to bite my nipples were more like him pressing his chin on my man boob. And it kinda hurt, not the good kind. Sigh.

Then he raised my legs onto his shoulder and tried to enter me again. This time he managed to lube his cock a little bit via spit. Son of a bitch. He was so horny that he did not even ask if it was okay. I told him that I did not want to be fucked but he was off in his own little world, trying to push the head of his dick through. Good luck...

He insisted though and kept at it. I got irritated so I just pushed against him with my legs. I guess I applied enough pressure coz he finally looked up. I got up and told him there would be no fucking. He said I enjoyed being fingered earlier. So what? I was not in the mood to be fucked, especially not to a guy who could not even do nipple play.

I pushed him flat on his back and went down on him. After a while of him moaning and squirming, I started to jack him off. Again, he told me not to. I immediately stop and just lie back. I guess he got the message and we cuddled. As soon as he reached for his shirt, I went to open the door. He asked if I would call him coz even though he did not climax, he thoroughly enjoyed himself and enjoyed being with me. I was touched. Not.

I told him the standard answer, “If I am free, I’ll give you a call...”

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Tun Razak Chronicles Part 3

Before that night, and before I asked him to come over, he had been messaging me a lot. Asking if he could come over. As flattered as I was with the stalker-ish attitude, I remembered that he was not very good. He even admitted he was not good. I don’t wanna go through that trauma again.

He also never failed to remind me that he bought me dinner the first time we met. And how I owe him a dinner treat. Dude. It was only dinner at a mamak restaurant. Not like it was Shangri-La or something. How cheap can you get? Sigh…

Anyways, I was online and so was he. I could not really come up with an excuse fast enough to not see him so I kinda agreed to buy him dinner. I told him to come by the mamak area and once he was there, he needed to message me and I’d leave the cybercafé and meet him.

He went to my place instead. I told him to come to the mamak area, yet again. I finished up my Internet surfing and left for the mamak restaurant. When I got there, like 5 minutes later, I could not find him so I called him. He said he had already left. WTF?

He said he did not like being lied to and that he felt like a fool looking around for me. I told him off. First of all, my instructions were clear. Go to mamak and wait for me. Not my fault you can’t read a simple SMS. I so did not lie. He went on again about the lie and about how he felt foolish and about how he could not trust a liar like me. I did not want to argue and stoop to his level so I just bade adieu and hung up.

Think that’s the last of him? I wish. After a couple of weeks, he messaged back, apparently forgotten completely about the whole mamak-lying incident. He still wanted to come over. God, I must be good. Or, he must not have many friends AKA fuck buddy. It’s probably the latter eh? Sigh.

I gave in and let him come over that one night. He came and wanted to watch porn. He was extra, extra horny and tore the clothes right off of me. I just lied on my belly, cool as hell, and kept on watching the porn. His hands were all over me and settled at my ass. He groped my ass and started to play with my asshole. He licked his finger and pushed it in...

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Tun Razak Chronicles Part 2

However, he was not very good. He could not even chew on my nipples correctly. I was bored out of my mind. Have to give him points for effort though. But try as he might, he just was not doing it for me.

He kinda sensed that I was not really enjoying it so he apologized for his lack of not being able to please me. I shrugged it off. It’s no big but I was kinda disappointed. So I intended to finish him off as soon as possible so that he could leave and I could be alone. Or I could call someone and bitch about the lack of sexcitement.

After I teased his nipples, I went down on him. He mentioned that I was quite good with my tongue. Flattery. Getting him somewhere.

After sucking on his dick for a while, I got a bit tired so I jerked him off. He told me to stop because he spurted easily via handjob. And that’s a problem because? Apparently, he was so enjoying himself and feeling so good, he did not want it to be over.

He wanted a piece of my ass. I am a flexy so I did not really mind… if only he was good at making me horny, then I would not have minded giving him my ass. FYI, I don’t normally give it up unless I’m in a relationship, or I like the guy a lot, or he was making me so horny with his tongue. Oops, did I just give the key to my ass away?

Anyways, I told him I don’t do that and he kinda pouted and asked me to finish him off. I started jerking him off but he would not let me. He said he always came via handjob AKA masturbation so he did not really want a handjob from someone else. Sigh. All these rules and regulations were really starting to turn me off.

So I told him to work on me instead. For a while. He obliged. Bad decision. I had forgotten that he was not really good at it and now he was doing an even more half-assed job because he just wanted me to get him off. I told him to stop coz I was not going to cum that way. I volunteered to get him off but he refused to let me. Something about wanting it to be fair.

Just before he left, he asked me to call him when I am free. Guess what? I so did not call him, even if I was free. That is, until one completely boring night...

Monday, July 9, 2007

Tun Razak Chronicles Part 1

I have chatted with this Chinese guy at the beginning of this year. He lived nearby so it was an easy hook up. He wanted to have dinner with me so we met up at a mamak. His idea, not mine. After some idle chatter and food munching, he decided to drive me home.

He did pay for the dinner so I filed that under the ‘Good’ column. He did not really drive me home straight away. He took me around for a while. I asked him what’s in his mind but he did not wanna say. I asked if he wanted to go up to my place and he asked me if I wanted him to go to my place. I really hate it when they answer my question with a question and I effing hate it when they cannot decide on something and prefer to let me decide. Good God man! Take charge! You’re 40+ already!

I decided to play a game so I just kept quiet and put my hand on his thigh. Just left it there. Not even rubbing or massaging or anything. After a while, I asked him whether he wanted to go fool around or not. He told me to look at his crotch. It was kinda bulging. I made a face and he saw it. He immediately said that he could not stand it when someone puts a hand on his thigh. So that’s that. We’re going to fool around.

The guy really does not look too bad. Short cropped hair, fair skin and nice body. Not too buff but not flabby either. From the looks of the bulge, he had massive wood. His voice was a little Karen Walker-like but I could look past that.

So I got him to my flat and I went to wash up while he washes up in the toilet. Lucky for me he got my drift. I hate fishy cocks. We started out cuddling. Just cuddling. More cuddling. Cuddling yet again. I got the feeling that this guy was the type that lies back and let people do things to him. Great. Maybe I could fuck that bubble butt of his. Unfortunately, he declared he was a pure top. Dammit.

Got tired of waiting so I started. Kissing him was not too bad. Could do with a little more work but at least he is not like some others I have done. All tongue and nothing else. Gross. It’s lips people! Lips. Then you go into tongue play. A tongue shoved into my mouth immediately is such a turn off.

He was moaning when I bite into his neck and nuzzled. He kicked off his pants, underwear and tee. I immediately attacked his nipples. He was moaning away again and squirmed underneath me. I pinned him down and teased him so. I turned him around and gave him a tongue massage. Licked the back of his neck and made my way to his ass, all the while licking with my tongue.

I reached down and grabbed his dick. I was right. He had a thick one. Quite long. Quite substantial. And quite leaking precum. I wiped it dry and licked it with my tongue. He moaned. I turned him around and sat down next to him, waiting to see what he would do. He jumped on top of me and started to imitate what I did to him...

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

The Penang Saga Part 3

After a sexy moan, he began riding like there was no tomorrow. I happen to mention that this would be a super sexy video and he agreed. He gave me the camera and switched positions. He was facing me so he turned around and sat down on my hard cock.

Either he has seen way too many porn or he has been in porn coz he knows how to position himself in such a way that you can clearly see the cock penetrating his anal ring. Damn hot. So there we were, shifting from one position to another, capturing the sex, that is until the desire and the passion override our impending exhibitionism.

Throwing the camera away, we then started to get into it, hard and rough. I loved how he moaned every time I shove my dick in him. It was turning me on more. Of course, the more I get turned on, the deeper I shove it and the deeper I shove it in, the louder he moaned. Win-win situation.

Although I wondered if the neighbors would have heard him coz he was quite loud. As soon as I came, we both collapsed on the bed, severely out of breath. He told me to get the camera while he started to masturbate. I jerked him to a stunning display of protein fireworks while he operated the camera.

Then we both went to clean ourselves in the shower and had a mini make out under the cold running water.

The Penang Saga Part 2

As soon as I lie down next to him, he jumped on me and kissed me hard. Our dicks were getting hard also. He repeated my tongue trick in the bathroom. Felt nice to be with someone who knows how to do me. Hehehhe.

Since he was on top of me, he assumed the active role and started licking me all over. I, of course, let him do so. He kept inching towards my hard cock. I knew he was just teasing me. Again, I let him. His time would come. He kept licking my balls, my thighs and my crotch, without actually getting the cock. Okay, two can play at that game.

Once he devoured my cock, I kinda forgot about the getting back at him thing. Quite a good cocksucker. After a while, I pull him off me. I remembered that I needed to torture him with my tongue. I did exactly what he did to me, except this time I ignored the cock longer and concentrated on licking the area between his asshole and his balls. What is that area called again?

Sir Moans-a-Lot started the deep voice thing. I took his cock in my mouth. His moans were definitely louder when I was licking further down so I went back to licking him down there and he moaned. Wished I had something to record his voice with. Oooh. I got a camera that could record not only his voice but also his body and movement. Note to self: Ask him whether he would mind if I record him.

Yes, I do have a thing about recording. But I don’t know if I wanna call myself an exhibitionist just yet. Most of my home made ‘movies’ never made it past my eyes. Not even the guys I taped saw their scenes. Ehhehhe. Okay, they did see em but they did not get to keep any. How many guys have I recorded? Two, so far. I photographed a threesome though. I know it’s not a lot. Not many people would allow me to take their pictures naked, let alone record them during sex.

Anyway, I asked him but he was against it. I told him that I would not capture his face. Just the body. He still refused. I pouted. Guess it worked coz he relented but he only agreed to recording me sucking his cock. That’s better than nothing. I was such a happy fag.

So there I was. Sucking his dick while he takes pictures and videos. We did it in several positions. Of course I caught him moaning on camera. Just the voice though. After many ‘scenes’, he shoved the camera to me and he went down on me. He saw me pointing the camera to him but he kept on sucking my dick. Yay! I got me a couple of facial shots of him sucking me. Joyful, joyful.

After that, he took the camera and put it away. He asked for a condom and lube. He sheathed me, lubed his hole and descended on my throbbing dick. He was moaning sexily at first. But it quickly turned into hissing and looks of pain. I helped him get off of me. He said it was painful. I told him to take it slow, maybe it had been awhile since he was last fucked. He said just got screwed three days ago.

Could it be? A bigger slut than me? I made him sit on it again. He got tears in his eyes. We could not understand why it was so painful to him. He got off of me and said that he felt a burning sensation that he had never experienced before. Um, dude, I did not pop your cherry. It was long gone. He said that it might be an allergic reaction to the condom or the lube. Did I use a mint flavored condom or lube? He said minty things would burn in his ass. Minty things burn, no matter where u put it. Or at least, that is what I had envisioned.

I know the lube was not flavored. I checked the condom wrapper and it was a classic one AKA flavorless and colorless. I used to carry flavored condoms. By request. But after I got one monkey who could not get over seeing a blue colored condom, I also started stocking the classic ones.

He concluded that it was the lube. So he asked if I got something else to lube his chute so that we could get on with the fucking. The only thing I could think of was my Nivea Whitening Moisturizing Cream. I did not know if it would work because moisturizing cream tends to dissipate after you slather it on your body. He did not care. He pumped some cream into his hands and glopped it all over my dick. After he got some cream on his asshole, he sat down on it. . .

Thursday, June 14, 2007

The Penang Saga Part 1

During the fourth weekend of May, I was pretty busy. On Saturday, I met up with an old friend back in my University days and we went and saw Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End. Then, I hung out with one of my good friends at Tasik Permaisuri while flirting with a cute guy, who unfortunately came with his boyfriend. There goes my plan to take him home for some fun. Dammit.

The next day, I went to Times Square. Again. This time I was meeting up one of my newly acquired fuck buddies from G4M. I haven’t written about him yet. Watch this space.

We went for late lunch at Sushi King. After a couple of hours and a few discreet gropes, I left him at Borders and went to see another guy. He sent me a message from G4M. This dude is the second hit I got from G4M. I had signed on earlier in the month.

We went and watched 28 Weeks Later, which was quite a good and horrifying movie. Nice. We held hands throughout the movie, which was something I like to do on a movie date. He kept on using my huge arm as a shield when something terrifying came on screen.

After the movie, I ditched him and went to Puduraya to meet up with my next conquest. A slim Chinese from Penang. We had been chatting for nearly one year now and this was our first ever meeting up. He was in town on business.

He has a boyfriend so I did not really know how to proceed. As slutty as I was, I did not wanna be marked as a seducer. I am a pretty girl, I don’t seduce. I like to be seduced. Hehehhe. Once we got home, he invited me to shower with him. Okay, now I know how to proceed and he started it first. So there would be no talk of me encouraging cheating or anything. Hmm, where did this come from? I’ve never minded doing someone else’s boyfriend before…

Anyway, we got naked and went in for the shower. He had a nice body, not just skins and bones. He definitely has some meat on him. Speaking of, his meat was quite nice also. So we showered and scrubbed each other down. He leaned in for a kiss. I obliged but did not linger on the kiss as I wanted to kiss and lick his neck. He moaned deeply as my tongue caressed the skin of his neck.

He was getting hard and said that he could not take it anymore. He needed to have my cock in his mouth immediately. He was more of a bottom apparently. After a while, he came up for air and we kissed. Then, I went down on him. God, I loved hearing his deep voice moaning.

After we were done with the showering and the naughty bits, we toweled ourselves dry and went into the bedroom. I got dressed because I thought he had wanted to transfer some of his porn to me and my porn to him but he just stayed naked. He wanted more…

Wednesday, June 6, 2007

And So It Begins...

y’s still there though. Since I am back on the meat market, I had been pretty busy. I don’t really know where to begin. I guess I oughta start listing the conquests first then I’ll into the details in later posts.

Um, for those of you that are turned off by reading smut, please go to the door on your right and exit at your own peril. This blog is and always have been a blog of smuttiness. And sluttiness. :)

Or just check out the third link at the sidebar marked Sistas. *winks*

It’s June now. I checked my little black book and I’ve done a few more people since (and even before Kajang and Bangi Guys). Lessee…

1.Small annoying guy from Melaka. Too full of himself and too noisy.
2.The most faggiest guy I’ve ever done, from Maluri. Seriously. He tried, and sometimes succeeded in holding my hand in Jusco. Publicly. Gah.
3.A vocally challenged guy from Bandar Tun Razak. It was like porn with Charlie Chaplin
4.My first G4M hookup. Slim Chinese from Sentul with a Hoover mouth and nice shapely ass.
5.A sporty Indian jock that brought a short Chinese guy with a huge stump of a dick.
6.Two older guys from Cheras
7.Slim Chinese guy from Penang who was allergic to the lubricant that I had and we had to resort to using Nivea Whitening Moisturizing Cream.
8.Fickle Slim Guy from Tun Razak who refused to do anything and refused to let me do anything. Wanted me to fuck his ass immediately.

I guess I could also write about these topics:

1.People who don’t know how to do the horizontal tango but expected me to give my all, including my ass. Yeah, good luck. (Chinese Guy from Tun Razak, Small Malay from Kelana Jaya, Maluri Guy)
2.People who just wanted a fuck and not wanting foreplay. I may be a raging slut but I still need foreplay.
3.Threesomes and almost threesomes.

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Watch this Space

Hey Guys, thanks for the messages. I am back and would be writing in here again soon. I will do some modifications and change of layout and such, then I'll start anew. :)

Be patient pls, my new job's kicking my ass at the moment...

Wednesday, May 2, 2007

Busy 2

Bangi Guy was still up and wanted some fun. Obviously. I was so glad that I did not let Kajang Guy fucked me because Kajang Guy pales in comparison to Bangi Guy. It just goes to show you that looks can be so deceiving and that jackasses can be hot too.

Bangi Guy was totally into pleasing me. He licked me all over and sucked me like there was no tomorrow. After a while, I flipped him around and decided to lick him instead. I start out with a little earlobe action, then move on to the neck where I tease him a bit by biting. He got worried but I only bit a little bite and did not suck on the flesh so no love bite there.

Biting the nipples made him moan and squirm, which spurred me on more. I don’t know what it is about a guy moaning helplessly under me that is so incredibly sexy to me. After much teasing, I went for the cock, which had been leaking precum. Hmm, I’ve never been able to suck a leaking cock. Dunno why. I cleaned it up with my fingers and suck him. Again, with the moaning.

Then, he asked for me to give him my cock while I suck his. Oooh, 69. Nice touch. While we were 69-ing, I took the opportunity to rim his ass. He did not miss a bit and moaned with my cock in his mouth.

He pushed me off after I got his ass totally wet and ready and he went down on me again. I figured it was to keep me hard for the penetration of his ass. However, I remembered him saying that he would let me fuck him if I let him fuck me. He flipped me onto my stomach and licked my ass. He inserted one finger in. Pain. He made me more wet. Then he positioned himself and got ready to penetrate.

I actually did not know he was ready to fuck me. He was not even condomed yet. Once I felt his cock entering my hole, I stopped him and gave him a condom and lube. Son of a bitch. That actually hurt. Fucking me without lube. *%$&#*@

He took his time though, after he was suited up. I asked him what was the matter and he said that he had gone soft. Damn. Just as I was mentally ready to be fucked after almost one year revirginization period. He said that it might be due to the fact that I had just played with his good friend. Bull. But I did not say it out loud. I am a polite girl.

Once he got hard, he inserted himself and started to pound away. After three pounding, he moaned loudly and took it out. Yup, he came. And yup, three. THREE. As in one, two, three, splurt!

I was disappointed. But I was relieved too. Hehehehe. By the time we were done, it was already 6.30 in the morning.

Saturday, April 28, 2007

Busy...

Last week, I was very busy. On Wednesday, I fucked a passive bottom. Too passive for my liking. Then I was called to a threesome but something came up so that did not happen. Just before bedtime, two guys came over and I played with them, separately though. Apparently they are friends and could not fathom the idea of seeing each other naked. They’ve tried it once before and none of them could get it up.

I did not even know that these two were friends. I chatted with them on separate occasions. The first guy, Bangi Guy, is short, has a slight belly, bald but kinda cute. The second one, Kajang Guy, is totally hot and droolworthy, almost as tall as me and has a nice body.

We started out by playing Dead or Alive on X-Box. I did not know if they came over to have fun or just wanted to hang out. I know they won’t exactly play together so I thought I’d let them be comfortable first. I could tell that Bangi Guy wanted more than get his ass kicked on X-Box because he kept leaning into me and touching me discreetly. Kajang Guy was a little more restrained so maybe he did not wanna play.

After 2 hours of kicking their asses, Bangi Guy went into the room to lie down. He has to go to work at 7 and it was already 3. Once he was inside, Kajang Guy sidled up next to me and his hand started to touch me right there. But since his ass was kicked, he concentrated while I play with one hand on the controller and the other kneading him into hardness. Looks like he wanted to play after all.

In the meantime, Bangi Guy sends me SMSes saying that he was horny and wants to blow me. To be honest, I was far into Kajang Guy than Bangi Guy so I ignored Bangi Guy for now. Kajang Guy could not take it anymore and went into the room to tell Bangi Guy to nap first while we go at it in the next room. Bangi Guy agreed.

We stripped immediately. For a hot guy, he was like a log. Not his dick. Him! He did not do much. Just lied there. He’s so lucky that he’s hot and that I’ve wanted to suck his dick for months now. I licked him all over and yes girls, he was yummy. Then, he wanted to lick me. And bite. Ooh. Heaven. However, he refused to suck my dick. Said he was a total top. Utter bullshit. He wanted to fuck me in the ass but I refused. If he had sucked my cock, on top of biting me and letting me kiss him, then I would have ridden him until he was sore. However, he was being an ass so I ain’t letting him in mine. He just dry humped me until he came.

After I cleaned up, I went to my room to see if Bangi Guy is still up for some fun...

To be continued...

Friday, April 13, 2007

Bored

Guess I am back after all. I just kicked out one guy from my place. Man, he sucked. Figuratively. The bad meaning. Not literally. He did not even touch me. This was my first time being with someone and there’s no foreplay, no intro, nothing. He immediately stripped and asked me to fuck him.

I was turned off by that but hey, a gurl’s gotta fuck right? So I did. Halfway through, he complained that he was tired. Hey, who’s idea was it to go for the doggie style? So I flipped him over onto his back and fucked him senseless.

Then he announced that he needed to pee. After that, we continued on doggie style until he announced he was tired. Again. Sigh. So he hopped off the bed and asked me to attempt a doggie with the assistance of the bed. Meaning, he laid his body on the bed while his ass hang in the air and his knees were on the floor.

However, the time he took setting himself up and the various change in position, I had failed to maintain the erection. I had to use my hand to get erect. But, once I saw brown spots on the condom, I got turned off and told him that I could not get hard. He grabbed the lube and tried to get me back to life.

Unfortunately, I was too grossed out to be aroused. I chided him on the various position change and went to clean up. He got ready and promptly left. But not before he asked me if I would answer his SMSes? I would, as long as I have credit. Then he said he’d SMS me to finish what we started. Yeah, good luck. As slutty as I am, I still need the foreplay and the licking and the sucking and all that jazz.

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Back for Good?

Hmm. This is weird. I've never realized that I am so sentimental. Oxymoronic's been with me for three years now. We've survived breakups, heartaches, job troubles, catfighting with friends etc. It's hard to let go.

Am I back? Maybe. I have started blogging elsewhere, in case anybody's wondering (but I am not about to reveal the new address yet).

The first quarter of 2007 is a tough one for me but I do have a silver lining in my dark clouds.

Watch this space...