Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Summary

Woah, time's fun when you're having flies eh? In a few hours, it'll be the new year.

Ordinarily, I'd be doing a review of all the sexcapades and conquests in that one year but this year I am not gonna. Or I should say, I can't. My new thumb drive has this knack of catching a virus. Quite frequently too. Or maybe it's the laptop.

It happened once when all the files in the thumb drive got deleted. I realized that I knew a lot of cuss words that day. Everything was gone. Including my little black book, which had every details in it - phone numbers, dates, conquests, positions, nude pics and/or videos... sigh...

I did not make a copy. Okay, I did copy it to another drive but I did not take the time to actually copy it again once I filled it to the rim with conquests details. Sigh. So I don't actually remember the numbers and whatnots...

It happened again in the past few weeks. Luckily this time it was my dirty pictures. They were erased. See, I went to KL Hilton once and spent the night there and had a bit of fun with the camera in the on-the-ceiling shower. Hhehehehe.

Anywho, I guess I'll recap as much as I could remember...

This year I stayed relatively clean, I think. There's one orgy of six that I was involved with but I can't decide whether that was 2008 or 2007. I am leaning towards 2007. Moving on.

I did have a threesome with a couple of Australians, followed by a fourgy the next day. That I remember perfectly. Other than that, I'd pretty much had one-on-one sex throughout the year.

Oh, I think I outdid myself this year. I think less than half were repeats from the previous years. I had sex with a lot of newbies this year. The total? At last count, it was 70. Could it be? I surpassed a hundred? I don't think so. But close I guess. Oh well, there's always next year... :P

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Octave Boy

On one of my rarest day off, I got lucky. I did not plan on getting lucky. I was actually sick. Fever. I had been in touch with this guy for a while. I think he contacted me via Manjam. At least that was what I labelled him as in my phone book.

Anyway, he's been asking to meet me but with my 7-day workweek, I rarely get to meet anyone, unless it's a regular. :)

Wait, it was not a day off. I had a fever but I came in to the office. Twas a Saturday. I went to work but I came back early, around 4pm or so. So we arranged for a meeting at the LRT station.

Bear in mind that this is a sorta blind date. Okay, I forgot how he looks like. He so wanted to meet me... and he did not indicate that he wanted to have sex... just wanted to hang out... not a problem for me coz I was feverish anyways...

So we met at the station and I brought him back to my place. It was weird, the walk back to my place. It seemed like he did not really wanna come with me coz he kept his distance but then again, it could be because of his boyfriend and the fact that they have friends around this area. Whatever...

I totally forgot to get batteries for my Astro remote so we ended up watching a DVD. I put on a Beyonce concert, thinking that he might like it. I was right on the money. He loved it so much he asked me to copy it for him. Yeah, right. I spend a good RM15 on that DVD. Ask your bf to buy for you lar. Um, did I just sound bitter? Hehheheeheh...

Judging by his body language, he did not wanna have sex. He was leaning on the couch. I sat next to him and he moved away. Bitch. I ain't repulsive. Okay, maybe I was to him. Anyways, after a few songs, he asked if I could pop in some porn.

By this time, he was sitting comfortably and not too far from me so I was thinking there could still be some action for me. Hehheheeh.

So I popped in the porn. I looked behind me and he had already laid down on the couch, getting comfy. I sat on the floor and let the porn run. He commented that the guy's dick was huge. I asked if his is the same. Since he hadn't given me an answer as quickly as I wanted, I grabbed his crotch and copped a feel.

He asked why I wanted to know the size of his cock. I was curious. Which was true. I always wanna know the size of a guy's dick. Hehehhe.

Then he uttered the magic word. Let's get it on. I actually was surprised. I could not stop myself from asking, "Get it on how?"

I mean, I know what he wanted to do but he was giving me mixed signals so I wanted to know what he really wants. He said he's okay with anything. I asked what he was and he said he's versatile. He said we should continue the 'discussion' in the bedroom. Then he asked if I was versatile too...

Of course I did not tell him that I was versatile. He is not worthy of topping me. Only a select few get that opportunity. Hehehe.

He scoffed at the suggestion that I was a top. He asked me again and I said top again. He scoffed again and added a tiny laugh to the mix. I was ticked. I never said it out loud, I wish I did though... wait till you feel the awesome power of my tongue... hehhehe...

So he got naked and got on the bed with me. I immediately attacked his nipple with my teeth and tongue. He squirmed and moaned. I gave it to him good, made him buck even. As soon as he lifted his ass, my finger sought his hole. Made him squirm even more. And that was just one nipple. Before I switch nipples, I attack the neck. With my tongue and lips. The normal disclaimer was not uttered. Ya know the one... "Dun make any marks..."

He was too busy moaning and bucking against me. I moved on to the ear, nibbling, licking. Then only I started work on the other nipple. His moans were getting shriller and shriller by the second. But I kept my attacks on the nipples, alternating every few minutes.

He was spent from the moaning. I rolled off of him and pulled him towards me. He immediately climbed on and asked for penetrative gears. I handed those to him and he prepped my cock and his hole. He sat on it and let it poked through but he took it out the first time and waited for several seconds before sitting down on it completely. Then, the Pony Express was in session. He rode me hard for a good 5 minutes before I got bored.

I got up and gnawed at his nipple while holding his upper body with my arms and gyrating my hips so that my cock would still move inside him. He threw his head back. And his entire body too. Lucky I was holding him, if not he would have hit the wooden panel at the edge of the bed. His moans had gone to Mariah Carey five octave level. He tried to ride my cock but with me holding his body in place and my teeth clamped on his nipples, he just could move much. So I moved my hips.

His Mariah moans got louder and louder until he reached between me and him and grabbed his cock. It pulsated and splooge came out almost immediately, coating my body. His octave level toned down with every spurt. Until it became a breathy sigh. I was still up and running so I fucked him all the while he was cumming. I let go of his body and he finally got to lean back. I was still fucking him but I knew I could not continue.

He excused himself to go clean up. I followed suit since I was covered in splooge. After that, he got dressed and left. But not before wanting a bottle of my perfume collection. Ain't gonna happen. He asked what I was wearing when we met at the station. Twas Aigner and he reached for the bottle and sprayed some on him. Bitch much?

But as soon as he was out the door, I got this huge grin on my face. He had complimented my perfume collection and by cumming the way he did, he had acknowledged the fact that I was a top and pretty damn good one at that. *snaps*

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Heartbreak Hotel

The internet is a nifty thing. It lets you find information and it lets you connect with people. Horny people. Heehhehe.

Of all my internet profiles, Manjam has provided the most lucrative results, in terms of getting laid.

This time, it’s a guy from Sabah. I think he’s Malay but I am not that sure though.

He’s been to this side of the country many times but we haven’t had a chance to meet. One day, he messaged me and told me he had a seminar thingy and he would be staying at a hotel in town. Cool beans. It’s near my office so I could just pop by after work.

Before I continue with this story, I just have to say that this guy had given me consent to record our sessions. Yes, yes, I am kinky that way. I like to make pornographic home movies. And I love watching it over and over again.

Anyways, since it was an official seminar thingy, he had been assigned a room and also a roomie. So he resorted to getting another room but wanted to split the cost with me. I did not mind.

Unfortunately, he told me that he recently got the case of hemorrhoids. He had recovered already but he did not wanna take the chance. As disappointing as that news was, I would still be able to record whatever else we do so I went along with it.

I went to the hotel after work. He still has not finished the seminar thingy but since he had the key, he had to leave it for a bit and show me where the room is. As soon as we’re inside the room, he jumped me and kissed me. Of course nothing more can happen coz he still needed to get back to the seminar and I needed to get dinner.

He left and I went back downstairs to one of the roadside shops and ordered dinner. The food was not nice unfortunately.

I went back upstairs and took a shower. Waited for him to return.

He went straight to the bed. I laid down next to him and he rolled on top of me and we kissed. The clothes quickly disappeared. I reached for my phone. He asked if I was gonna record and I said yes. He shrugged and we continued to make out.

I got a few pics of us making out and decided to record as video. Hehhehe.

It was all him at first. Seemed like he liked the idea of being recorded. He was pretty good too. He was not camera-shy at all. And I got all of him, it’s not just parts. Hehhehe.

I enjoyed him nibbling on my nipples and it was damned sexy when he was sucking on my cock.

But of course I ain’t a dead fish, so I turned him over and worked him to a frenzy. I wanted to penetrate but he refused to let me. So I stopped the activities, but not before I took more nudies of him. And dun forget the videos.

I straddled his chest while he was lying on his bed and fed him my cock. In and out while all he could do is just lay there. Hot video. Someone did that to me once in a video and I found it hot so I wanna try that out. Hhehehe.

Anyways, after we got cleaned up, I watched TV as he left to go back to his other room coz the roomies and his colleagues were looking for him.

He returned an hour later, wanting some more action. I was watching a movie so I let him stew for a while. When the movie’s over, I decided to sleep. But I got none since he jumped me again. He wanted me to do stuff to him but I was tired and did not want to really get into it since he won’t let me fuck him.

Unfortunately, he was horny I guess, so he climbed on top of me and worked my nipples and then my cock. He made me horny and hard. I tried to get my hard cock inside him while he was licking my nipples. He did not say no this time. He was actually moving his ass backwards as if wanting me to penetrate. Unfortunately, all I had to work with was spit. He did not let me reach for the lube in the bag (I came prepared) so it was quite hard to fuck him.

After a few tries, I gave up and told him I needed to sleep. He went back to his room and the next thing I knew, I was awoken by him in the morning...

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

The Moan 2

I picked up the call and he said he was in front of my place. I dragged myself out of bed and opened the door. Not too bad. A bit meaty than his photos but then again, I do like me some meat on them bones. Hehheheh.

So I took him to the TV room and we watched FRIENDS for a while and chatted. Guess I was not really that horny coz I just literally spurted 5 minutes ago. And I did not think he’d go for sex coz he wanted to have a drink downstairs before this.

But then again, I am a bit cheeky and naughty… the guy’s already seated in my room, might as well give it a go. I placed my hand on his back first. When he did not move away or swatted my hand away, I move it towards his ass, then his belly, then his crotch.

I gave it a rub and asked him to take off his clothes, which he did without question. Am I gonna have sex for the third time? Okay, okay, 2 and a half. Am I able to perform so close after the last session? Is he a top or a bottom? See, I did not even know this since our chat did not revolve around sex. Oh, well, only one thing to do to find the answers to those questions… have sex!

We were on the couch, side by side. With one hand on his now erect cock, I kissed his neck. Then I proceeded to lick the nipples. He just laid back and closed his eyes.

Guess that’s how it was gonna be. Hmm. Lucky his body was nice and meaty. Hehehehee.

So I started working on his now erect cock. He did not moan much, which was a nice change of pace from The Moan previously. He started raising his hips just as I move to lick his balls.

When I started to lick the area between his balls and his hole, he raised his hips up and a moan eventually escaped. But a manly moan.

I eventually started licking his asshole and he was squirming. After a while, he parted his legs wide apart much like a split and I went to town. After I got him sufficiently wet, I attempted to finger fuck. I had no idea which way he swung so I took a chance. He moaned when I penetrated. I finger fucked him for some time while sucking his dick. After a while, he swatted my finger out of his hole.

But I was not discouraged. I continued my tongue assault on his ass. Sometimes I alternate between biting and licking. Hehhehee. He was all over the place, switching from one position to the other. I guess he wanted me to have a deeper access.

At one point, I stuck my finger in him again. This time he just moaned. I licked his ass cheeks and I felt him moving. He was riding my finger! I was surprised and turned on as well. So I started finger fucking him while he was riding my finger.

He was moaning and thrashing around like nobody’s business now. He was on the couch and I was on the floor but he kept inching his way to the floor all the while riding my finger. At one point, he was in my lap, riding my finger while holding on to my shoulders. It was hot. My cock was hard like hell.

I took my finger out and asked him how he felt. He collapsed on top of me and said that it hurt. But there was pleasure too. I asked if he’d been fucked before and he said he was flexible but he hadn’t been fucked in a long time. Apparently he could not get it on in Langkawi, where he worked.

I was a holiday whore. Like Grace. Heheheheh. So I asked him if I could fuck him and said I could because I’d pleasure him and yet he has not done anything for me. Green light! And yes I know I could do it coz I was so turned on by the riding of my finger action earlier.

I took him to the bedroom and started the routine again. Necking, nipple-ing, sucking cock, licking balls and rimming. I turned him around on his stomach and I lubed up. His ass looked so inviting in that position. I lubed the ass and penetrated. He threw head back and moaned louder. I thought he might not be able to take it but he started to move his ass. So fucked him. And fucked him. And fucked him.

And fucked him more. I had already came so I was in no way, shape or form, able to spurt so fast again. He got up while I was fucking him and from the reverse missionary, we became doggy. Then I sat down and he was riding me hard. Then he reached for the headrest and grabbed it while I fuck him hard. For someone who hadn’t been fucked in a while, he sure could take a pounding. Finally, I stopped, even before I came.

It was 3am already. We started fooling around at 1.30am. He rested his eyes for a while and I thought he was asleep. Cool. His body was nice to hug, which what I was doing anyways. Then he spoke. He asked me if I had come. I told him I did not.

He asked me why I did not. It was 3am. It was late. But I did not tell him that I had come before and it probably would take me a lot longer to come.

I asked if he wanted to sleep over since he was tired from the pounding. He said he was going home. He rested for a bit more, got washed up and left. It’s official. I was gonna be late to work that day.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

The Moan

Had a really good night.

It started out as an innocent night. I was supposed to hang out with some friends for bowling. But it got canceled.

At around the same time of the cancellation, I was chatting with one of the readers of this blog. Did not even realized that he was a reader until he asked me whether or not the stuff I write about are true… Some people don’t really believe that this stuff is true coz I apparently lacked the confidence that was potrayed in the posts. I like the misleadingness of the situation.

Anyways, since I was free and he was kinda giving me signals that he wanted to have the Holden experience so I arranged for him to pick me up at the office and drive me back home. Not that I am hoity toity or anything but he did not know the way to my place…

To make the boring story shorter, we arrived at my place close to 8pm and he left soon after that. We tried but every time I poked him he would squirm and grunt loudly and at one point he even knocked the lamp of the minibar. He said it’s been awhile and he could not get used to my cock in his ass.

Next…

Not that I was seeking. I had popped in Will & Grace: The Final Season but I was online. The familiar sound of a private message rang and I answered. Two even. One was staying at Maluri but was in the area, at a cybercafe. The other stayed in Permaisuri.

After exchanging photos and chatted, it was decided that the one who stayed in Permaisuri should come over ASAP. He’s Chinese. Slim, kinda cute.

But then, the Maluri guy also said he wanted to come over. Okay, okay, he said he wanted to meet for drinks but it was close to midnight already so I told him he’d have to come to my place. He kinda agreed so I was not holding my breath.

When the Chinese guy arrived, we went straight into the bedroom. We stripped off and got down to business. I laid back and decided to let him to the work first, which he obliged without complaint.

He worked on my nipples, which felt good. Then he went down on me until I was hard.

I flipped him so I was on top and began to lick his neck. He was overly loud, which sometimes can be a turn-on but he was loud in a high-pitched kiddie voice which was not exactly a turn on. I was did a guy who sounded exactly like Michael Jackson orgasming. *shudder*

Anyways, then I moved to work on his nipples, making my way down to his crotch. As I start to lick his cock, he did the moan. Argh!

But I soldier on, since I did not achieve spurtage before. I gave it a good go, sucking on the dick and balls. Of course he’d do the moan. I tuned out and continue my southward progress until I reach his hole and I stuck my tongue out and did my thing.

He squirmed and raised his hips, giving me more access. I rimmed harder and he started calling me “Darling” in between The Moan.

I flipped his body around so that he’d be on his stomach now. I lick his cheeks, gently biting every now and again. Then I’d lick the small of his back, making my way to the neck. Need I mention ‘The Moan’?

I suited up and lubed his hole nicely. Then I positioned myself on top of him and penetrated. The Moan. I worked his ass hard and vented all my sexual frustrations. He seemed to be enjoying it coz ya know… The Moan….

Once I came, we went and washed up and he promptly left. It was 15 past 1 in the morning and I have to go to work in the morning still.

I was tired. I had climaxed. So ready for bed. Just as soon as I closed my eyes, my phone lit up and PCD’s Magic blared. Someone’s calling. Oh, must be the Malay from Maluri…

To be continued...

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Doggy

Is there a post that doesn't start with 'I was chatting'...?

Anyways, this older guy contacted me... I think it was via Manjam. He said he wanted to be friends. Yeah, sure. That's what they all say. But they just wanted sex. I guarantee it.

We exchanged numbers.

Then one day, I called in sick and stayed home. At about three o'clock or so, he messaged me and I told him I was home. He kinda scolded me. He said that if I had messaged him earlier, we could have met.

I guess his office is in Cheras but he stays somewhere far away. How the hell was I supposed to know?

Cut to a week after that. He messaged again. Saying that he was in the area. I think this was around 8 pm. He wanted to drop by.

I was horny (as usual) so I told him to come on up. Once he arrived, I told him to relax in the TV room. We watched some TV and had idle chatter.

Asked him whether he meets a lot of Manjammers and he said he had not met a lot. Yeah, I also lied when people asked me that.

He was just lying back and not doing anything and he did not really indicated that he wanted sex. I grew tired of waiting so I took matters into my own hands. Literally.

As soon as I grabbed his crotch, he said he just wanted to chat. Followed immediately by a longing sigh. I knew I was in. I kept fondling the crotch until his cock came alive and I pulled him up and towards the bedroom.

He was sighing still but he did not put up a fight. Once I undressed him and shoved him onto the bed, I straddled him. I started working on the neck. He immediately told me not to mark him. Yes, he's married with kids. Ya know, when someone told you not to do it... there's a bigger chance that it's far more appealing to do...

Anyways, I then work on his nipples. Made him squirm underneath me. My hands were busy fondling his balls. I move south and took his cock in my mouth. He moaned. I licked his balls and he moaned again. He also raised his hips off of the bed and gave me access, accidentally or purposely no one will ever know, to his hole.

I licked the hole and he squirmed like mad. I continue to eat him until he was bucking like mad. Then I sheathed myself and lubed him up. Before I penetrated, I asked if I could. I am so nice and considerate. He sighed but he nodded.

I penetrated and put his legs over my shoulders. After a while of him thrashing underneath me, he asked to switch positions. I lied back and he sat on my dick, riding it hard.

Then, he asked if we could switch positions again. This time he wanted to get fucked standing up. He bent forward slightly and beckoned me to fuck him. So I did. Then, he raised up one leg like a dog would when it wanted to pee and grabbed the door for support. I held on to his waist and had one hand on his raised leg and continued to fuck him. Hmm, is this position also called the doggy style? Or is it the doggy pee style? I am naming it that. Doggy Pee Style.

So there we were, in the Doggy Pee Style fucking, sweating and grunting and moaning, when he put down his legs and made a move towards the bed. Guess dogs get tired too eh?

Now both hands were on the bed and he was bending over completely while I fucked him mercilessly. Now his moans got a little more 'ow, pain' than 'gimme more' so I set him down, on his stomach, for the final run through.

Guess he's reached his limit. I fucked him in the backwards missionary position until I came. And as per usual after I came, I went to clean myself up and gave him a towel for him to take a shower. After that, he got dressed and left. Never heard from him again. See? What'd I tell ya? Friends my ass...

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Ulcer

I had been chatting with this guy for quite some time. He’s a weird guy who says one thing but won’t remember saying it.

He told me once he wanted to come over to my place and have fun. I am all for that. But he never showed. And the next day, he chatted with me like nothing had happened.

Then, there was the whole orgy thing. He kept asking me if I had done orgy recently. Fortunately, I just had a threesome. Not that I do threesomes or orgies that often though. Anyways, he insisted that he wanted to join in on the next orgy. Even if he was just in a strictly spectator capacity.

Voyeur much? I told him I’d let him know if I have an orgy next time. But he did not wanna give me his number. WTF right? Whatever.

But a few months back, he kept messaging me over YM, asking the same things. One day, he messaged me and seemed pretty excited. He said he wanted to have fun with me. He saw me waiting for the bus on the street and he said I was very manly and very hot. So now he’s all for having sex.

But knowing him, he’d retract that statement, saying he’s afraid of STD. He asked if I use condoms. I won’t lie. There would be times where there’s no time for condoms but that hardly happen. I am safe most of the time. I got tested already and I am clean. He was not satisfied. Citing fear again.

Whatever. The next day, same sitch, but now he wants orgy or threesome. I have no time for this. Then, one day, out of the blue, he said he was free to come over and he did. Unfortunately, I was in Ampang with my friends. He got pissed and left and deleted my number. I was in no control of that because I was hitching a ride with friends and had to wait for them to send me home.

So the next day, the guy messaged me on YM. I was at home and not doing anything. He’d drop everything, wanting to come over. But knowing him, there oughta be some sort of retraction or something.

I was right. He said he could not suck dick because his mouth has ulcer. So I told him I’d fuck him instead but he cited the fear thing again and said that mine was huge, it’d tear him. Yeah, right.

After he made me promise that I wouldn’t force him to suck me and force him to be my bottom, he made his way to my place from PJ. What’s the point in having him over if I can’t do anything I like right? He’s kinda cute. Hehhehe. Oh, I guess I should introseduce him eh? He’s Chinese, slightly older than me and slim.

So when he arrived, we got naked and got it started. He has a belly for someone who’s slim, which was a bit of a turn-off because he did not look good naked. Turn off and also can’t fuck… dammit.

So I worked my mojo and magic and licked his neck, working my way down to his nipples. He is squirming underneath me. I turn him around and licked his back. Again with the squirming.

He said he was gonna cum soon if I keep licking him. That’s the idea isn’t it?

Anyways, I flip him over and licked his balls, making my way to his asshole. Once I started rimming him, he started jacking off. I stopped rimming and took his cock in my mouth. After a few seconds, he said he was cumming and I took it out of my mouth. He spurted quite a lot of splooge.

He got cleaned up and he left. I’ve not heard from him again. Not that I really want to. Tis was not really a good session for me as I was left untouched. Sigh.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Late Nite Spurt

It was pretty late. But as per usual, I was up and online. Mostly playing games on facebook. I love the games there.

Anyways, I was also parked at IRC, in case anybody wanna get their freak on. I was horny as per usual.

After a bunch of spam, I finally got one live person. He said he’s in the area and wanted to meet up. We exchanged photos. He was not bad. A bit on the skinny side. From Sabah.

He said he wanted to come over but he did not know the exact place so he needed me to meet him on the streets. I got his digits and went downstairs. I waited for almost 10 minutes and tried calling him but he did not pick up. After five minutes, the call went to voicemail.

I gave him 10 more minutes but he still did not show up so I went back upstairs. Just as I was about to retire for the night, he called. He said his phone died and he went home to charge it. So I made my way back downstairs to wait for him. I know, right? So much hassle. The sex better be good!

Sigh. So we finally met up on the sidewalk. He definitely looked better in person. He wanted to come up immediately. So you know I’ll be getting some. Hehehe.

As soon as we’re upstairs, I got cleaned up a bit. Yes, I got sweaty from all that walking. He was getting comfy in the media room. I sat down next to him and put my hand on his leg. He immediately touched my chest and played with my nipple.

He started it! Not me! I am not that big a slut! Hand on leg is more innocent than playing with nipples. Anyways, I grabbed his groin and fondled a bit. Nice.

We adjourned to the bedroom where he quickly stripped off. Nice musculature. He was not too skinny after all. Unfortunately for me, he was one of those fishes. Ya know, ones who do nothing and just want to be pleasure. Fortunately for him, I found him quite delectable and I was horny so I devoured him.

As per usual, I start with a kiss. He kissed back nicely. Not like some other people who just keep their mouths closed or just unload their tongue in your mouth. Sigh.

He moaned when I licked his ear and his neck and he kept agreeing with me on everything. I should have asked him to sign over his house, car and savings account and his response would have been, “Oh yessss!!!” heheheh.

The agreeing did not stop when I started working on the nipples. In fact, he did not argue with me all the while my tongue was working him.

When I reach the balls, he arched his back and stifled moans. As soon as the butt was raised, as a result of the arching of the back, my tongue found his asshole and I started rimming him.

He not only agreed with me, he actually thanked me. Yup, you heard me. He thanked me. I had been told that I work wonders with my tongue but no one’s ever thanked me during sex before. I got thanked after sex definitely but never during.

Anyways, after I rimmed him for a while, I sucked his dick and inserted a finger into him. He swatted my hand away. From his behavior, I’d say he’s a top. But since he made me wait and made me go up and down the flats for him, I am gonna fuck him no matter what. But I won’t force it coz then it’d be rape. I am gonna make him willingly want me to fuck him.

So I went back to rimming him. With gusto. Again, he thanked me. Slowly, I turned him around so that he’d be on his stomach, without my tongue leaving his asshole. Then I’d lick his back and bite his ass. He was shivering underneath me. I poked a finger in. He moaned. Even though he did not push my hand away, I can feel him tensing. I took the finger out and concentrated on licking his back and ass.

After a while, he fell limp. I thought he was asleep. I inserted a finger and felt him stirring. But he did not tense up nor did he push my hand away. I continue licking his neck while I reach for condom and lube.

I suited up and lubed his hole. I placed my hard dick at the entrance and waited for him to cry foul. But he did not. So I proceeded to slowly penetrate him. He was still limp, which lent credence to the whole him sleeping theory. But as soon as the cock head was through, I could feel him tensing up but he did not thrash underneath me or protested so I continued. Once I was fully enveloped in his tightness, I allowed him a small window of time so that he could get used to a prick up there.

Unfortunately, it was so warm and tight that I could not really hold back and I started to move my hips. Again, he did not protest or say anything. So I increased the pace of my fucking. He was moving slightly. I think he was getting used to being fucked. Once I spurted, I turned him around and licked his balls. He asked me to suck him coz he was close. Little did I know he meant for me to swallow his cum. Not even two seconds after I put his dick head in my mouth, he spurted. Fortunately for me, I sensed it was coming (hehehe) and I immediately spat and let him come on his stomach.

He thanked me profusely, which is what I normally get anyways, got cleaned up and left my place. It was 3.30 in the morning and I had to work in the morning but it felt pretty good to deflower yet another top. Hehhehe.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Memory Lane 2

He told me he was not in the mood to fuck as he had fucked someone the night before. So now he just wanted to get fucked. I guess I would oblige then.

Unfortunately, I still did not know what to do. I had a vague idea of it involving my hard cock and his asshole but I did not know how to approach it. He was not helping at all. I guess he was just so into the idea of getting fucked that he just went into the doggie position and waited. He kept asking me if I could push it in or not.

Of course I couldn’t. There was no condom, no lube, nothing. I told him I did not know what to do. He sighed and asked me to sit down. Somehow, I remained hard throughout. Yup, he did not blow me or anything. Lazy bast… um, anyway, he spat onto his hand and smeared it all over my hard cock and spat more to wet his own hole.

He sat on it but it could not penetrate. It hurt like hell by the way. I was quite uncomfortable but there was something about a guy squatting over my hard cock that turned me on. He spat again and relubed his hole. This time, he rammed my hard cock through and I felt a pop and then I was all warm.

Before we continue: Safety first. Always wear a condom. This community service message is brought to you by the good people at Oxymoronic Existence.

What? I told you I was young and naïve and did not know anything. He was the more experienced one and he should have been safe. Anyway, I’ve learned my lesson now and always carry with me condoms and lube. Hehehhe.

He rode me hard. Like seriously hard. I was in pain. Not sure if it was because of that was my first time fucking or because he lubed his hole with a minimum amount of saliva.

He continued riding me hard until he got tired. He got off of me and told me to get behind him while he positioned himself doggy style. He told me to insert my dick into his ass and just move my hips. So I did just that. I could not recall if he moaned or said anything. Maybe it was because I was still adjusting to the fact that I was fucking someone in the ass. Hmmm… but I did remember vividly that Britney Spears was gaining popularity back then with her first single ‘Baby One More Time’ and it was on the radio while I was skewering him. I remembered fucking him harder like I was trying to gyrate to the tune of the song or something…

Anyways, we changed positions many, many times and every single time he’d ask me if I had spurted. I had not climaxed just yet so we kept fucking in various positions. Now I wonder how I knew those positions since I was a virgin and had no experience… I have not seen much porn back then. Come to think of it, I have not seen any porn back then. Cut to a few years later… I am making my own porn… who would have thought huh?

In the end, the guy stopped me from fucking him. He said that it’s been hours and he had to go and pick up his nieces. They’d be waiting for a long time already. Daymn, had it really been that long?

We got cleaned up and he said that girls would love my dick very much since it was quite sizeable and I could go on for hours. Hey, I am like the Energizer Bunny!! Fitting ain’t it, that Bunny is pink… hehehehhe…

He sent me to the other side of PJ coz it was close to dinner time and I was hungry. During the ride, he gave me a lecture on proper sex etiquette like never do it with strangers and always wear a condom. Can you fucking believe it? He broke all those rules and now he’s preaching it to me! I was not cynical back then, I don’t think, so I took it to heart and did not say anything. Should have told him off. He knew all the rules, yet he did not bother to follow. But he insisted that he was clean and that he donates blood regularly.

Once we got to the police station, he dropped me off and said to keep in touch. Yeah, being naïve back then, I believed him. Of course I never saw him again. Ever. Which was fine by me. Looking back, I remembered I freaked out as soon as his car disappeared out of view. I did not know what it was but I just could not swallow the fact that I had sex. With a man! I went to see a college mate and told her what happened. My whole body was buzzing with feelings and emotions. I thought I would have vomited at one point.

She told me to calm down. It was nothing. I was not a girl who got raped and lost her virginity and her innocence. Well, I was a girl. Kinda got raped since I did not know or consented to sexual intercourse. Of course, I quickly took control of the rape and made it my own sexual adventure, eheheheh. So twas kinda a rape, but not really.

Looking back on that event, now that I’ve had more experience, the sex was actually quite good. Maybe it was because it was my first time that I freaked out. Or maybe it was because the dark seeds of sluttiness was being sown and my naïve, virginal, innocuous body was reacting to counter it. Unfortunately, it did not manage to curb it and I had succumbed to the darker side of the force…

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Memory Lane

I am not sure why but I am feeling nostalgic. All of a sudden. Hmmm…

Anyways, I wanna take you all down memory lane. Let’s reminisce to a time of innocence. Or should I say, loss of innocence. Hheheeh.

Yup, the day I lost my virginity.

It all started with the internet and IRC. Like my stories ever started with anything but the internet and IRC.

I was still new to KL and to the fabulous world of fags. I did not know much but I was introseduced to the IRC by my MIS classmates. So I went to a cybercafe and chatted away.

This was when I stayed in PJ and was studying, right before I left for the States.

I was chatting away but not really hooking anyone until one guy started messaging me. It seemed like he was interested but of course I would not really know back then.

It turned out I had chatted with him once before. He told me that his deepest, darkest fantasy was to get skewered by a chubby guy and since I fit the description, he was willing to come and meet me. He even fit me in between dropping his nieces off for tuition and picking them up again. It turned me on but it also turned me off a bit. Hey, I was brand new at this whole meet-and-fuck deal.

He told me he won’t force me to do anything I did not wanna do but he was really desperate to go out of the house. He was bored and wanted to see me and have a chat.

No harm in chatting right? Okay, before I continue, I must say that I was religiously educated so I was still a bit apprehensive about embracing my True Gayness. Not to be confused with True Fitness.

So I went back home and waited for him to show up. At the back of my mind, I did not expect anything to happen. What are the chances of him showing up? Slim to none. This was when I had very, very, very low self esteem. Not that I am a highly confident woman now but I have bloomed into a lovely young woman now.

Anywho, I was pleasantly surprised when I saw him arriving at my place. Or should I say my dorm. Don’t worry, there was no one around. Everybody’s gone home for some reason. I did not exchange photos with him because I did not have one and I did not know the proper etiquette for internet hookups back then.

He was shorter than me. Quite muscular. Stocky. Seemed like a regular at the gym. Tanned. Malay. He seemed a bit shifty though. Not sure why.

I brought him to my room. He engaged me in small talk. He leaned down on the bed, almost like he was lying down. I could see his muscular chest and tight abs and I was kinda aroused.

After 15 minutes of idle chatter, he asked me if I liked what I saw. Well, duh! He said he liked what he saw too so he stood up and proceeded to strip naked. I was even more aroused. Not with actual hard on but it was more like sexcitement. Also, afraid. Yes, fear was right up there with anticipation.

What? Twas my first time. Before this, my fagtivities were only restricted to masturbation and the occasional cop-a-feels with my hottie cousins. Yes, yes, it’s disturbing but what’s a girl to do with all that pent-up sexual energies? I was back at my hometown living under my family’s tyranny. And I did not even know what’s gonna happen next. I mean, I knew what was gonna happen next but I did not really know, ya know?

I was a virgin and I hadn’t even watched a single porno movie. Okay, gay porno. I saw straight porn before and my eyes always go straight to the guy. Ehheheheh.

Anyways, he went to me and hugged me and proceeded to strip me. He asked again if I was okay to proceed. I was. But I did not know what to do. Stupidly enough, I told him. He laughed. Not sure if it was a ‘God, you’re pathetic’ laugh or ‘Wow, an actual virgin’ or ‘Yay! I get to deflower a tight ass!’ but he laughed all the same. It was a short burst of laughter, not rolling on the floor laughing.

He said he’d teach me what to do. I was like a blank canvas and he was the painter. Since I did not know what to do, I asked him to fuck me. Or do things to me coz I would not know what to do otherwise. He gave me a look that I did not understand…


P/S - please dun hate me but it's a two-parter again... hihihii

Saturday, July 19, 2008

Before Sunrise 2

Previously on Oxymoronic Existence...

He stripped and laid next to me on the bed. He grabbed my groin and rubbed it to life. He stripped me and said that it was huge and that I really oughta not fuck his ass. And that he should be the only one to top.


I was not in the mood to be fucked. It was too early in the morning. Okay, okay, it was 8.30 but I had a late night out with friends.

I said nothing and just lay there and waited for him to make the move. He did. He took me in the mouth and worked it for quite some time. Then he went and did the nipples, teasing with bites. Oooh.

He licked my whole body, which was a nice way to get me in the mood by the way. Oops, did I just reveal the secret to making me a bottom?

Anyways, it was my turn next. He laid on the bed and I started doing my thing. Normally I’d start out with a kiss but I wasn’t really in the mood for kissing so I just licked and tease-bit his neck. Then I move on to his nipples, making my way down to his hard cock.

After blowing him for a while, I started to lick his balls and make my way down to his asshole. He eagerly opened his legs for my tongue. I could tell he was trying to keep the moaning to a minimum because he knew my sister was in the next room.

When he was wet enough, I inserted a finger into him and sucked his cock. He moaned loudly this time. But he would not let me finger him for long. He got up and pushed me down on the bed and licked my ass. He asked if he could fuck me. If I said yes, he’d let me fuck him after. I guess there’s really no harm in it so I let him.

He licked my ass more, getting me ready. Then he lubed up and put on a condom. I told him to go slow. I lay on my stomach while waiting for him to suit up. I don’t know why I am more comfortable in that position.

He inserted himself slowly at first. Okay, I could take it. It’s been a while but no pain so yay! He went to town almost immediately. No pain still but slight discomfort. I told him to move things along quickly. He asked me to lie on my back. He grabbed my legs and put it on his shoulders.

He inserted himself again and went at it. At first I felt discomfort to a point where it was too much. But then he kept his strokes short, possibly because he was near climax. It felt pleasurable. But, as Nelly Furtado would say, “Why do all good things come to an end?”

Yup, he came. I sighed, both from relief and dissatisfaction. Just when I was enjoying it. Sigh.

So we washed up and he reminded me that it was my turn. He laid on his stomach and told me to take it slow.

I saddled up and inserted myself into him. He moaned and ground his ass against me so I fucked him hard. Guess he was ready to be fucked. As soon as I was about to cum, I bit him on the shoulder. I don’t know why though. I just felt like it. When I came, he told me to not take it out first. So I laid on top of him for a while.

After he got cleaned up, he left and I let my sister out of the room and she announced that she had to pee so bad but she did not wanna disturb my fucking session so she held it in. Hehehehe.

Monday, July 14, 2008

Before Sunrise

I’ve known this guy for more than a year now. He used to date my ex house mate. Okay, maybe ‘date’ is not exactly the most appropriate word seeing that he has a boyfriend.

What is it with me and unavailable boys??

Anyways, I’ve chatted with him many times before. Even contacted via sms. He said he wanted to meet up but he was busy working and he has no transport. So I wrote him off as ‘Not Interested’.

Suddenly, last month, he started to contact me back. Not sure why.

He contacted me via YM. We chatted for a bit and he asked if I was seeing anyone. Of course I answered I was single. Which I am.

He asked if I was too choosy. I wanted to punch his face in. Why does everybody keep asking me that? “You’re single? Hmm, you must be choosy then.” Argh!!! Why is it my fault that I am single? It’s like telling… ah, forget it… moving on…

So I told him that nobody finds me attractive. What? I have low self esteem issues.

Then he said he found me attractive. Awww. I take my punch back. Hehehehhe.

I thought he was kidding but he was not. In fact, he was persistent in wanting to hook up with me. Unfortunately, he said that he was a top. Even though I am flexible, I am choosy when it comes to those I let top me.

After an intense negotiation, he said that he’d let me top him if he gets to top me. Sounds good to me. Unfortunately, he was only available and free during the weekend where I had a million errands to do and people to see and stuff.

He was persistent and insistent. He was willing to get up at the crack (hihihi, crack) of dawn, take the KTM, then the LRT and walk to my place. He did not even care if my sister was at my place that time. Yup, she came to KL to meet her boyfriend. The apple did not fall far from the tree there.

So he came and I quietly took him into my room. Even though my sister knows I suck cock and knows that I was gonna get it on, I pretended that my sister was gonna explode if she found out. I think it turned him on more. Hehehe.

He stripped and laid next to me on the bed. He grabbed my groin and rubbed it to life. He stripped me and said that it was huge and that I really oughta not fuck his ass. And that he should be the only one to top.

To be continued…

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Sarawak Sex Part 2

Previously on Oxymoronic Existence... I took a shower and he wolfed down his food. We sat around watching TV. His phone never stopped ringing. So famous and so busy. My phone did not ring once. Then he asked me to lie down with him. Ooh, the fun was starting...

But he just laid there like a log. Sigh. Too bad. Hot guy, dead fish. Sigh.

But that won’t deter me for I have waited 2 years for this. I start with the neck coz some guys with boyfriends aren’t allowed to liplock. Or so I heard. And of course when I do the neck, I’d always get the ‘no bites please’ request, in between moans.

He moaned the loudest when I sucked his earlobes. I made my way south, stopping to attack the nipples. I grabbed his crotch and his already hard dick. It was not as big as I had imagined and/or seen in MMS. Oh well, time to put it my mouth.

Then I went and licked the ass. He shuddered but kept the moaning to a minimum. He asked me to kiss him. Which I eagerly oblige. While fingering his wet hole of course, preparing him for the oncoming onslaught.

His moans got lost in the kiss. I picked him up and lie down in his place. It was his turn to pleasure me now. He did not disappoint. I guess he was nervous or something. Needed me to get things going before he’d respond.

After I was satisfied with his performance, I told him to lie on his back. I licked his entire back and felt him shudder underneath me. Every time I lick his cheeks, he’d squirm and moan but he was just a tiny little thing compared to me so I held him in place and tongue torture him. As soon as he could not take it anymore, he asked me to fuck him. But with a stipulation. That he’d get to fuck me after. Oh, man! But then again, he was quite hot and cute. Why not…

So after I had my way with him, he had his way with me. Lucky he did not last that long. Phew! I left after I cleaned up and after the other guys in the house were not lounging about in the living room.

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Sarawak Sex

I am not sure but there’s something about Sarawak boys that I find attractive. I have been chatting with this one Sarawak guy for almost two years now. Of course we haven’t met because he lives over there and I ain’t spending money just for sex.

We even tried long distance relationship. Yeah, I did not know what I was thinking. That ended quickly. Because the guy was too clingy. I had to call him every 5 minutes and SMS him every 5 seconds. At the end of the day, my bill would have been higher than KL Tower. He’d just miscall me so it would not cost him anything. Now, if I were getting some, then I might turn a blind eye but I ain’t getting laid and spending a bunch of money still. As Amy Winehouse or Destiny’s Child would say, “No, no, no!”

He came to the peninsular once and wanted me to fetch him at KLIA. Again, I invoked the Beehived One. No! No! No!

Last month, I got a miscall from him. Naturally, I discarded it. Until a Wednesday. He SMSed me. He never said he was in KL. But he asked where I was working at. It turned out he had been working in KL for one month already and our offices are just across the street from each other.

So I asked him out for lunch. He said that I’d have to pay for the lunch. Typical. Fine. Whatever. As long as I get to see him face to face for the first time.

When we do meet… invoking Aly & AJ… like whoa!!

He is far cuter and hotter than his pictures! I guess some people don’t photograph well. I was turned on already. Unfortunately, I had to tell Holden Jr to cool his jets coz we’re at a public place and as soon as some blood rush back to my brain, I seem to recall that he has a boyfriend. Go figure. That seems to be my MO these days. Sigh.

Anyways, we had lunch and talked. Safe talk. Nothing sexy. I swear.

Somewhere in the middle of the conversation, he asked if he could go out with me for a movie on the weekends or something. I of course did not mind. He also asked if he could hang out at my place one day. Ah-hah!! That’s the line right? When a guy says he wants to go to your place or when you invite someone back to your place… it means sex right? No? Really? Does that mean that I put out when I did not have to? Oh well, I am over it. Hehhehehe.

Anywho, again, I of course did not mind. Just before we left the lunch place, he suggested that I come to his place that night. It was just walking distance from our offices anyways. Ah-hah!! The invite! For sex! Right? No? Can someone shed the light on this subject please…

Then, he asked me, if I was sure I wanted to come to his place. Of course I would. He asked me that question again. For a total of five times in a minute. I so wanted to kiss him and do him there and then to shut him up. Heheheheh. Cool your jets Holden Jr…

He then asked whether I was a top or a bottom. Anything you want me to be baby. Oh, that was Holden Jr talking. I am versatile but I told him I was top. What? I only bottom for a select few. He made a face (quite cute) and asked me to go gently on him. So he wanted to get it on yeah? Asking about roles and stuff.

Cut to – 6pm. We met up and he took me back to his place. He said he was famished so we stopped and bought some food. He was overly cautious when we got to his place. He’s renting a room and I guess he did not wanna be seen bringing a guy home. Maybe coz he’s afraid someone might snitch him out to his boyfriend when boyfriend visit or something.

Anyways, I took a shower and he wolfed down his food. We sat around watching TV. His phone never stopped ringing. So famous and so busy. My phone did not ring once. Then he asked me to lie down with him. Ooh, the fun was starting…


To be Continued...

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Love or Lust

Have you ever had someone fall in love with you, even before they’ve met you? I’m sure some of you have. So have I. Not that it happens to me a lot. Okay, it almost never happened. Except for this one time.

He’s quite a youngie. 24 or so. Gasp. I am old. Sigh.

Anyway. As I was saying, he’s 24 years old. Still a kid. Not too matured, naïve and kinda innocent. As innocent as anybody these days but still quite innocent. And apparently hadn’t had much experience having sex. Not a virgin, but I think he’s only had two guys his entire life. Quite the kampung and/or mama’s boy. Hails from Kelantan.

He played hard to get when I first contacted him on Myspace. But when he saw my profile on one of the gay sites, he immediately contacted me via YM. And the rest, as they say it, is history.

Unfortunately, it took half a year before we got to consummate our ‘relationship’. Remember. He’s in Kelantan. Took him long enough to get to me though.

Okay, okay. I kinda led him on. I did not tell him I was not interested in a relationship. He just told me he’s in love with me but I never said it back. He just assumed. Okay, okay, I should not have done that. But still…

I gave him a shot. When he finally was able to get to KL, I decided to test him. A relationship test. But since this is the sex blog, I ain’t going there. Let’s just say he failed miserably.

So, anywho, he came to my place. Skipping ahead all the boring details. And I seriously mean boring. Like I’d stab myself in the eye just so there’d be excitement.

Time for bed. I played it cool. He started hugging me. Almost immediately his hand went to my crotch. For an inexperienced near-virgin, he was quite voracious. He climbed on top of me and kissed me. It was the wettest kiss I have ever had. I know that kissing involves the exchanging of spit but this was ridiculous. It was like he just opened his mouth on top of mine and let all his saliva drooled into my mouth. Brrr…

Of course, I know how to deflect sloppy kissies and/or halitosis-inclined mouths. I attacked the neck. He was bucking wild on top of me. I think he tore his clothes off, then proceeded to tear mine off. I was a bit scared but a bit turned on as well. Unfortunately, he still could not keep his dam closed coz the water works just kept pouring out. On my neck. On my chest. Even on my cock. Good news is I really had no need for lubricant. Bad news. The slurping noises. It was like watching someone eating and/or licking a Cornetto (pun intended, for those in the know…).

Seriously, I’ve never had anyone drooling on me before. Now I know how dog owners feel.

Anyways, after he slobbered all over me, I pushed him down, on his stomach, mounted him and penetrated. He moaned, kinda loud. Reminded me that he was a near-virgin so I took it slow. Until he was the one who was moving his hips faster than me. After that, I did not hold back.

One thing I gotta say about him is that he was enthused, completely with drool, even though he lacked in experience.

In the morning, he left. Quite early actually. I told him I had to work. He messaged me later that he went back to Kelantan. What? I did not lie. I told him I had to work but he still insisted on coming to KL. Okay, maybe I did not have to work that early. More like in the afternoon.

I thought he would be mad at me or stopped with the lovey dovey since I was not really into it as much as he was and I did not pleasure him like I would normally do with my other partners. I just let him pleasure me, then I poked him. Yeah, I know, I am evil. But unfortunately, that plan backfired. He said he had the time of his life and had never made love like that before. Sigh…

Friday, May 30, 2008

Blue Pill

The 40-year old guy paid me a visit. It’s been quite a while too. The last time he came over, he came after 10 minutes of riding my hard cock, without him or me touching his cock. Fortunately for me, he allowed me to fuck him until I came.

I found out the reason he did not contact me for so long was because of the birth of his latest child. Now that everything’s done, he was free to meet me.

As always, he’d come by after midnight. He immediately hugged me and started kissing my neck. He was already sporting wood.

I dragged him into the bedroom and he stripped off in record time. He licked my neck and bit a little, which was such a turn on. He is getting increasingly aggressive. Me likey.

Then he moved to biting the nipples and straight away sucked my dick. It was like he could not wait to have it inside him.

After he got it hard enough, he straddled my belly and kissed me on the mouth. He positioned his hole just above my hard dick and asked me to fuck him. I told him I would not. At least not yet.

I pushed him off of me and straddled his ass. I licked the back of his neck and moved my tongue down his body until I get to the ass. I repeated the tongue lashing and every time my tongue went up and down his body, he shivered and moaned.

Then I licked his ass cheeks and lightly bit here and there. He tensed up and moaned every time. My tongue went all over his ass until it found his hole. He squirmed when my tongue explored his hole, making it wet.

I turned him over and took his hard cock in my mouth while I slid a finger into his wet asshole. He kept muttering for me to fuck him but I ignored him. I stopped sucking and went to work on his nipples. His moans were getting louder and louder and he has started to ride my finger so I told him to get up and I lay down.

I gave him the lube and the condom and he suited my cock up. Once done, he sat on it and moaned. He sat still for five seconds before he started moving his hips. Guess he got used to it already. He rode hard and kept throwing his head back.

I got up and bit his nipples while he moved his hips against my hips. After a while, I lifted him, and my body, around and placed him on his back. With my cock still embedded deep in him. I continued fucking him with his legs on my shoulders now. He kept biting his lip and moaned.

I alternate long-dicking and deep-fucking. With every stroke, he would hold on to my back, almost as if he wanted to scratch my back with his nails. Then, I rolled over, with my cock still in him, until he was on top again. He rode me hard for a few times, then he kinda collapsed on top of me for a bit. I did not think anything of it at first.

I asked him to turn around so that he won’t be facing my face. I reached for his hips to grab before I started fucking him again and I felt it. He came already. I asked him if I could continue the fucking and again, he said he could take it. So I continued fucking him. Then I pushed him off and had him lie on his side and fucked him like that for a while.

Finally, I turn him on his stomach and lay on top of him and fucked him. I grabbed his shoulders and fucked as hard as I could. I wanted to come quickly. Unfortunately, it took quite a while until I actually squirted.

I apologized. He said it was okay and asked if I was taking some pills to enhance my performance. Gasp. Did he think I was taking viagra? What would make him say that? Twas 1.30 am. We had sex for one hour. Woah… haven’t had sex this long for a while…

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Virgin Records

On one of my rare days off, I went to meet someone in Bukit Bintang. I chatted with him online. He made it sound like he was older than me. I so don't mind older guys because they know how to please a body. :)

I was bored and feeling extra horny. But I do have an errand to run first. After that, I went to the LRT station. It was raining pussies and bitches. Lucky I brought a Rihanna with me, so I could stand under it and not get wet.

I called him and asked for directions. Unfortunately, his directions were not too um, direct, and it was raining really heavily. I had to figure out a lot of stuff on my own. But I finally managed to find his building. Even then, I could not find his place. After much talking on the phone, I finally found it.

He was chubbier than I had envisioned. But then again, we never really got into the whole describing self thing. I guess I got turned on more than I should because he said that he was very much turned on by the idea of getting his ass cherry popped. What is it with me and popping ass cherry? Oh, right, it feels good. Heheheh.

Unfortunately, he was not older than me, even though he looked older. I guess it's all the facial hair. Yup, I bagged me a bear. Virgin bear.

Since I was soaked from the rain, I asked for a towel and stripped down. Then I went to the toilet to clean up. I'm sorry to say, but I did not like the toilet at all. It was gross. But I digress.

After toweling off, we chatted a bit more. I could tell that he was nervous. He kept asking me if anal sex is as pleasurable as it seemed on the porns or would it hurt. I could have gone the easy way and say it doesn't hurt at all and have myself a really good time deflowering a virgin or I could tell him the truth. That it might hurt, especially if it's the first time. He asked how to make it not hurt. I told him there'd be ways to do that. But telling would be a waste so I used my powers of suggestion/seduction and led him to the bedroom to show him how it's done.

I asked him what he normally do when getting it on. He said that he is a top. Normally people suck him off and he fucks them. Booooorrringggg...

We both lied down on the bed. He made the first move. He grabbed my crotch and massaged me to life. I told him to take his clothes off. He just lied there. This was so going to be not interesting. I took charge. I mounted him and started to lick his neck. He moaned. I moved on to his nipples. Again, he moaned. His dick was quite not substantial, even when fully hard. Top eh? Maybe...

The dick was not much fun in the mouth so I went ahead to lick the balls. Slowly progressing further down the trail until I reach the asshole. He moaned like hell as soon as my tongue teased the opening. He lifted his legs for me to have more access to his ass. Unfortunately, there was an ick factor. No, not belgian chocolate. Gross. It smelled. To really give good tongue, you gotta be right there, nose, eyes, face and all. Sigh.

I stopped and lied down. I did not say anything of course. He immediately went down on me. For someone who doesn't give head, he had my cock at the back of his throat. Hmmm... I wet my finger and proceeded to play with his hole. His moans were lost with his mouth full of cock but I still heard it. I hadn't inserted the finger yet. I guess it was a new sensation for him. I wet my finger again and inserted it tentatively. He stopped sucking on my cock to actually let out a moan. The more finger I inserted, the louder he moaned. But then he went back to sucking my dick so it got a bit quiet.

After a while, I asked him if he was ready to be deflowered. He eagerly took up the doggie position. Since I was at his place, I did not have my sexquipment at my disposal. I did bring a condom though. He went to another room and brought back moisturizer. I guess that would work. I sheathed my cock and moisturized, I mean, lubed it. I applied a generous amount to his hole and got ready to penetrate. I knew it was going to be painful for him.

As soon as my cock head started to penetrate, he tensed and hissed and groaned in pain. I pushed further in, slowly. When the cock head went through, he moved away from me. The head popped out and he arched his back. He was definitely in pain. I hugged him. Kissed his back and licked up and down his back. Once I felt him relaxing, I inserted myself again. This time, he did not tense as much. Once I was fully in, I moved slowly. Once I felt him relaxing and started moaning, I picked up the pace. He even started to grind his ass against my thrusts. But then he stopped and just took it. I of course went to town happily.

Until he mentioned he needed me to stop. He was in pain and felt like he had to do #2. I took it out and he hissed. He left the room and went to the toilet. I lied down. I knew that was it as far as sex goes. But I waited for him to come back anyways. After 10 minutes, and my cock went flaccid, he came back. He said that he was bleeding. Oh crap. I felt bad.

So I carefully took off the condom, since it was also covered in blood and went to clean myself up (as quickly as possible). I stayed to chat a bit with him. He was asking me all kinds of questions, including "Do you stay in touch with the people you fuck?"

My answer was "Of Course". What?? I do keep in touch with most of them. I do!!!

As soon as the sky was clearing up, I left his place. A couple of weeks later, I got an SMS from him, saying that he missed having my cock in his mouth and that I licked his ass good. He even missed the pain and pleasure of my fucking. He wants to meet me again for round two. Hopefully this time, I'd be able to finish. And we're so meeting at my place this time.

Monday, April 14, 2008

Logs

One older guy came over to my place around midnite. I have no idea how he got my number but he had been SMSing me for a while.

He is married with kids. He said he went to Ampang Putri to visit an aunt and decided to swing by here. He was not good looking but I had been busy working and had no time for sex. Beggars can’t be choosers. Yes, yes, I know. I am evil.

Once he arrived, we talked a bit. I asked what he wanted to do and he said that he normally receive blowjobs and that’s it. Effing boring. But what you gonna do…

So I took him into the bedroom and as predicted/told, he just laid there like a log. No kissing, no necking. Sigh. So I just licked his nipples and played with his cock.

Unfortunately for me, he is spastic, as in he had spasms throughout. When I had his cock in my mouth, my teeth would constantly graze his cock and he’d complaint. I so wanted to smack his head and tell him to stop spazzing so that I could give good head. If he felt good, he’d spaz. Sigh.

So I stopped the blowjob and just concentrated on licking his balls. No teeth grazing there. I guess he felt good again. It was Spasm City all the way. He even arched his back and lifted his butt off of the bed.

That gave me access to his asshole. I was debating whether or not I should go for it because he said he just gets blowjobs and he doesn’t bottom. I decided to go for it, just to make it interesting and to see what he’d do. My ultimate goal is to get him to let his guard down so that I could fuck his virgin ass. I’ve been told that I rim good.

I started out licking the area between the balls and the asshole. He went into a frenzy of twitchings and he lifted his ass higher. I lick further down until I got to the hole and went to town.

This time, he added some sound effects to it. Moaning and groaning. He likes being eaten. Now for my ulterior motive. I went back to servicing his stiffer and his balls while slowly inserting my finger into him. He tried slapping my hand away but I quickly lick the asshole so he just let it be. As soon as his hand grabbed my head, I inserted the finger into his now wet hole. He tensed a bit but as soon as I licked his balls, he relaxed.

The virgin log was tongue fucked and now finger fucked. I felt so proud of myself. Hehehhe. I continued alternating between doing his cock, balls and hole. He grabbed me by the shoulders and pull me up. I attacked the nipples. I turned him around and gave him a tongue lashing, up and down his back. He shuddered violently underneath me. I felt that he was still on guard, wary of my stiff cock near his moistened hole.

I tried to push in and he tensed. I applied some lube on my cock and he went into panic mode. I told him I would just hump his ass and not penetrate. Boring stuff eh? But a gurl needs to get off…

So I humped till I came and went and cleaned up. He was still waiting for his turn to come so I licked his nipples and started jerking his cock off. He guided my hand to his ass. I got the hint. He wanted a finger fuck. Mission accomplished. The virgin log is officially a finger whore now.

I fingered him while sucking his cock. He was breathing heavily. My guess was that he was nearing climax. He grunted once and I immediately moved my face away from the line of fire. Soon as he finished shooting, he cleaned up and left.

Monday, March 31, 2008

This Line's Mostly Filler

I’ve changed my profile pic at Manjam. Nothing too fancy or saucy. Just a pic of me posing at a waterfall. Yup, a bunch of friends and I went to a waterfall last month. That was where I lost my camera and can no longer take pictures of my sexcapades. Sigh. All of them hotties and I can’t take their nudies. Oh well, I still have my camera phone but that’s not good enough. Needs lighting and stuff. Yeah, my camera phone is the cheapo one.

Anyways, ever since I changed the profile pic, I have been getting quite a number of hits. And no, not just hits, they actually messaged me. One guy put me as a fave. Mind boggling.

Unfortunately, I am swamped with work right now. I’ll try to write something as soon as things are less hectic. Sorry…

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Furry Fun

I have this routine that I do every nite before I go to bed. No. I don’t pray. I masturbate. Eheheheheh. What do you expect from a sex-obsessed boy eh?

Lately, the object of my masturbatorium fantasies is this one guy I did. He was a slightly slim guy but not too slim. Has enough meat on his bones. Just nice. Kinda hairy. But not hairy like you’d be spitting out hairballs for the next three weeks. Just a nice dusting of hair all over his body. Has this goofy smile that makes me wanna bite him. Okay, even if he doesn’t have it, I’d still bite him but that made me wanna bite him more.

We chatted online, as per usual. He lives in Tasik Selatan. He came to my place via LRT. However, I was still in the office, waiting for my colleague to finish up her shift. I didn’t think he’d be there that early.

He had his dinner and was about to leave when I arrived. I already told him I would be arriving around 8. It was 5 minutes till when I arrived but he was already moving towards the LRT station. He turned around and we went back to my place. But not before I go to the pasar malam and bought some food for myself. Hehehehe. Ya know, dim sum and then some…

So we were sitting next to each other in the TV room while watching cartoons. Yup, he liked cartoons too. I left him to his devices coz I was in dire need of a shower. After that we snuggled up to each other and that was when hands were free to roam about the cabin, I mean, the body. My hands that is. He was lying kinda on top of so my hands were able to reach for stuff while he could only get my thigh. I grabbed his crotch. Nice package. His cock felt like a stump. A nice stump.

I kissed him on the neck and brought him to the bedroom where we continued kissing. His body is nice. Not too thin and not too fat but formidable enough when hugged. Like I said before, his body was covered with hair but not overwhelming. The hairs were tiny enough to not form a rug but enough hair to make you notice.

I laid back while he went down on me. He is quite good so I let him blow me for a while. He would not stop though so I maneuvered my body so that his cock was within my mouth’s reach. He got the drift so he positioned himself above my head and we 69ed for some time.

Pushed him off and asked him to lie on his stomach. I mounted him and started licking his body, starting from the back of his neck, down his back and down to his ass. Lather, rinse, repeat. Lather, rinse, repeat.

After that, I just concentrated on his hole. Once he was sufficiently wet, I sheathed myself and lubed him. Then I mount him and entered slowly. I am aware that I haven’t fingered him or got him ready so I took extra care. I could feel him tensing beneath me. As soon as my cock head popped through, I stopped pushing and just let him get used to the intrusion.

Once I felt him relax a bit, I pushed on. As soon as I was in all the way, I grabbed him and do a 180. Yup, I flipped him so that I was lying on my back and he was on top. But he was not facing me. He leaned back into me and I start plowing from underneath. He got tired so he got up and sat on my cock, facing me. He looked so hot riding me. It was then I noticed that his cock had doubled in size. Not only was it a stump, it was a longish stump.

I got up and bit his nipple while he moved his hips back and forth while throwing his head back and moaning. It was hot. Then I picked him up and maneuvered him onto his back and got his legs onto my shoulders and continued fucking him. I took out my cock and told him to lay on his stomach. I entered him and fucked him until I come. After that, we kissed and went to shower together. He stayed for a while to watch some TV and then he left. I am not sure if I should say this but that sexcapade was one of the hottest ones I have had. Period.

Saturday, February 23, 2008

Goldeneye

Kinky sex is not for everyone. I am quite new at the kinky stuff, contrary to popular belief. Does biting count as kinky? Or is that more to vanilla these days since there are so much other stuff that are far kinkier than a hickey on the neck?

Anyways, the only kinky stuff that I had engaged in over the past few years was sex with a girl. No. I am kidding. I can’t have sex with a girl. I’ll implode. Girls are gross. Um, no offense to the girls who read the blog. Okay, make that girly parts are gross. Nothing personal. It’s just that I am 100% gay. I love you guys like the sisters I never had but I can’t even look at bras without retching.

Moving on before the girls storm my pad with Prada pitchforks and Tissot torches. Well, the kinkiest thing I have ever done was golden shower. No, no. I was not on the receiving end. That would be Teddy. Oops. Was it a secret? Oops.

In any event, I guess the term golden shower was not really accurate. It was more like a golden drinking fountain. Golden Ambrosia. Heh. I coined a new term. Spread the word.

Yeah, this guy I chatted with wanted to drink my urine straight from my cock. I was supposed to use him as a human toilet. Yup, complete with Belgian chocolate. Gross. That would be Prof Karen Walker’s thing. Gross.

I did not do #2, literally, coz it was gross. Can you imagine? Eating someone else’s waste? Brrr. Well, I guess some people do like it. Whatever floats you boat eh? But that’s not for me.

Anywho, to cut short a longer story, I peed in his mouth. Cut to the present day.

Someone I chatted with wanted me to fuck his ass while he does #2. What the…? No way! He accepted my rejection and counter-offered with a “Can you shit on my face?”

I was grossed out. I told him the only thing I could do was pee in his mouth but that was not enough for him. He wanted chocolate. Not Godiva, not Ferrero Rocher, not Van Houten and not even the awesome Kylie song. Gross. So that’s a big no right there.

Cut to a couple of days later. I’ve met up this guy before and I know he has a thing for golden showers. He told me he was disappointed the last time we met up because I was dry and could not pee on him. So he told me to down a big bottle of water and he’d be over in an hour.

When he arrived, I was disappointed to see him gaining some weight. He was a short man so his jelly belly was a bit more pronounced. Sigh. But he did say I had lost some weight. Happy. So we hung out for a bit coz I did not feel like peeing yet. That did not stop his hands from roaming about my body freely.

Once I felt like peeing, we headed to the shower. He turned on the shower and kneeled. He opened his mouth and told me to pee in it. Looking back, it was kinda gross but a bit exciting. So I peed.

He took a gulp of it and then proceeded to have a shower. It was like watching a shampoo commercial or body wash commercial. He was lapping it up and making sure it hit everywhere on his body. The look on his face was pure lust. I asked him once and he said the warmth of the pee against his skin. Um, okay. After I was done peeing, he took my cock in his mouth and sucked like his life depended on it. I did not know what to do so I just stood there and let him suck me. But I did adjust the shower head to not face me coz it was getting cold. You know what they say about the cold and your penis…

After that, I proceeded to shower but he wanted to leave, saying he had showered at home. Dude. I just sprayed you with my urine. You’re showering with me or you’re not going to get some. He realized it and showered with me.

Guess he was still turned on so he immediately took me in the mouth. I got bored so I moved into the 69 position and we 69ed for a while. I fingered him also. He moaned while blowing me. Nice. The last time we had sex, he made weird kiddie noises. Or should I say his moans sound eerily like a child’s moan. I ain’t Michael Jackson so I got turned off. Lucky I still came. Ehehehhee.

Anyway, I moved out of the 69 position and laid him on his back. I sucked his nipple while playing with his cock. Then I licked his balls and make my way to his ass. He moaned again. There were faint traces of the kiddie moan but I could ignore it this time. I turned him on his back and suited up. I penetrated him and fucked his ass like I had not fucked his ass for two years. Which was true.

He is a talker. I forgot about that. He talked and moaned all throughout the piledriving. Again, lucky there was no sign of kiddie voice. He was moving his ass against my grinding pelvis. A lot. I guess the golden shower must have triggered his intense horniness. After I came, he turned around and jacked himself with one hand and grabbed my cock with his other hand. Soon as he came, we washed up and he left. I guess I’ll see him in a couple of years again…

Friday, February 8, 2008

Weirdness

I think I’ve written about this guy coz I had done him last year. Slim Guy from Bandar Tun Razak. He contacted me via Manjam, the very first day I set that profile up.

This is the guy that is soooo ticklish that he would not let me touch him at all. No licking, no sucking, nothing. Just fuck his ass immediately. Ordinarily I don’t really like to do that. Just because I like to fuck their ass, doesn’t mean that I don’t need attention on my body.

The first time he came over, he said he just he wanted me to take his picture and that’s it. So I got him to pose for me. One by one, an article of clothing were stripped off, until he was wearing nothing but his underwear. I told him that we should take a lot then choose the best. He agreed. I fondled him a couple of times but he pushed my hand away.

After we were done with the pictures, we hung out, mostly coz my Internet connection was iffy. I kept hinting at sex. I even took off his underwear by force and fondled him. But he refused to. Dammit. My seduction powers have been negated.

Just as I resigned to the fact that we’d not be getting it on, he took my hand and led the way to the bedroom. I remembered the whole ticklish thing so I immediately set him up and fucked the life out of him.

He returned the second when the Internet connection was okay. I uploaded his picture on Manjam and he wanted me to update his info. Then the weirdest thing happened. When asked who his partner was, he told me to put my name down. Woah! Since when??

Now that I thought about it, there had been signs. He was ultra eager to return to my place but I kept delaying it coz I thought he just wanted to do the Manjam profile thing. Coz one time, the internet was down. Another would be camera problem. Not that it was delaying on purpose but stuff came up. He thought I was trying to blow him off and accusing me of playing him. I got upset and told him that I was doing him a favor. Not like I was getting paid. Sex is not payment.

He apologized and hoped that I could put up with his behavior. Hmmm… then he told me that if we fucked again, he wanted me to fuck him hard and rough. Okay then.

After we’ve uploaded and updated everything, he asked me if it’s weird to fuck during the day. Told him that it’s not weird at all. Got him into the bedroom, stripped him naked and fucked him hard. Maybe not as rough as he’d like but it was harder than I’ve ever fucked anyone in my life. Yes, yes, deep down I am a romantic slut…

Monday, January 28, 2008

Frequent Flyer Miles

The 40-year old guy is quickly becoming a regular of mine. The month of January is almost finished and he’s been over to my place about once a week. The only thing stopping him from coming over this past week was that he caught a flu bug.

Oh, have I mentioned that I convinced him to let me tape him? Yup. He did not let me do that before but I wasn’t really serious about taping him. But after a few sessions, he turned out to be quite the sexy subject so I had been toying with the idea of having him taped. I finally talked to him about it but he balked at first because he has a family and in the closet yadda yadda yadda.

But I talked him into it. Finally. By saying that he doesn’t come by that often. I can have him with me for all those lonely nights. Corny right? Well, he fell for it and I got my sex tape of him. Hmmm… lessee, this guy would make it 6, I think. 6 guys that I have naked pix and/or video of. What? I am just starting out with the whole Porn King phase. Unfortunately, I recently lost my camera so my Porn King phase is being put on hold. For now.

Anyways, back to the 40-year old guy. He would always come by at 1 am. That was when his wife and kids would be asleep. Yup, I am the other woman. And I always demand something from him, just because I have to stay up for him and with the job that I have now, I have to wake up at ungodly hours. No, nothing expensive, although maybe I should demand expensive things. I am worth it. Ehhehehe.

He brings me food or drinks. Yup, I am considerate. Normally, he’d arrive all ready for the sex but sometimes he’d need some toilet time first. I like a clean bottom. I really hate it when the fucking had commenced and once you try to switch a different position, you’d smell that horrible smell and if you had touched your cock to position it to the asshole, your hand would smell as well. Dry retching is so not something I wanna do while fucking. Sometimes anal sex is so gross. Bleurgh.

Hmmm, there was this one time he came over and had to go clean up his passages so I just went ahead and lied down on the bed. On my stomach. He came in and straddled me. Then he went on to lick my back. After a while, he started biting me. All over. Do I have a ‘Bite Me’ tattoo lasered on my forehead? Almost every guy that I make out with loves to bite me. And mark me, mostly my neck. For the whole world to see. Sigh.

After he was done marking me, he started to dry hump my ass. I thought he wanted to fuck my ass. His dick is quite large so I was a bit scared. Yes, I am a wuss when it comes to being a bottom. But he never did top me. He just dry humped me. I wanted to tell him to stop because once he came, he would not last one minute being fucked by me.

But before I could say anything, he shuddered. He came already. I kinda chastised him for doing so but he told me I could fuck him still and he’d bear it all until I came. So I did. He lied on his stomach and I straddled his ass. Once he was properly lubed, I penetrated him and fucked him. He was always a good bottom and could take it up the ass like a pro. I gave him all my moves and he was all moanin’ groanin’ but I was afraid that he would be hurting too coz I was told that once you came, you’re far too sensitive to be fucked in the ass.

Tried to cum faster but I just can’t. He did not seem to mind. He kept squeezing his ass muscles, which helped me cum faster. Once we were done, he got cleaned up and left. But not before he looked around my room and commented that I have condom wrappers on the floor. Oopsy, how did that get there… ya know, ripping the wrapper off in the heat of the moment…

He commented that I am popular and have lots of admirers in a way that sounded a little of jealousy. Oh well, there’s the door. I gotta catch some sleep now.

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Sg Buloh

I'll start the first post of the new year with a story about a new guy. Yup, he is a first timer and not a repeat customer. I got his number from a friend of mine. We were bowling at Times Square when my friend showed me a lewd sms. He said he did not know who that person was so I took that number and pressed the call button. I wanted to see if I had the number stored already so that we'd know the identity of our mysterious guy.

He was not. Unfortunately, I was a little too late pushing the disconnect button. In about 5 minutes, I got a message from Lewd Guy, asking who I was. The next morning, I responded. We exchanged pictures via MMS. His MMS included a pic of his cock. Nice. Got me all hot and bothered. He said I was delectable... *blushes*

So we messaged each other until one day, I was at home during a work day and he came over. I think he works nights. So... hmmm... he so did not look like his MMS. Let's just say he's photogenic. But he's not butt ugly or anything. Plus, he said he liked getting fucked and I would never turn down a willing ass. Heheheheh.

Unfortunately, Lewd Guy was only brave on SMS and not in real life. He just sat there, not doing anything. I thought he was not interested. I tried engaging him in small talk but he did not really give me much to go on. In the end, I decided to take the bull by the cock and start things up.

I leaned my body against him but continued to watch TV. As soon as I put a hand on his stomach, he took it and placed it on his groin. After a quick fondle, his one-eyed snake came alive. I went in for a kiss. Lucky for me, Lewd Guy is a good kisser and not just wanting to stick his tongue down my throat. After that, I took him into the bedroom where he proceeded to get naked. I laid there, completely clothed.

He laid on top of me and rubbed his body against mine. He took off my clothes and started to lick my nipples. Then, we kissed. After that, he alternated between kissing me and licking my nipples. He took off my boxers and started to go down on me. After a while, I laid him on his back and started to work my magic.

I kissed him on the lips, then the neck, then work my way down. He was moaning when I gently bit him on the neck. As soon as I took his cock in my mouth, he arched his back and moaned. Well, that's good, coz I have easier access to the ass. Hehheheh. I move to work on his balls, then I started to lick the ass area but deliberately not lick the asshole.

He shifted and twitched. I know he wanted me to get the asshole but I did not want to. Yeah, yeah, I am a tease. Sometimes. I flip him over, onto his stomach and straddled him. I licked him all over. He shuddered underneath me. I work my way towards his ass. After licking the cheeks, and having him moan, I licked his asshole. The moaning got louder and he was thrashing wildly. I know it did not hurt nor tickle, so it must have been pleasurable...

I flipped him over again and took his cock in my mouth while inserting a finger in his now moist asshole. I felt that he was ready so I sheathed myself, lubed up and lifted his legs onto my shoulders. I inserted myself carefully and let him get used to it. He moaned and tensed up for a minute. When his body relaxed a bit, I started fucking him. After a while, we ended up in the reverse missionary position. I held on to his shoulders and fucked him till I cum. I slowly pulled out. He turned around and masturbated until he came. After cleaning up, he left and I went about watching Will & Grace.

Saturday, January 5, 2008

New Year's Resolution

The New Year is upon us. Normally I'd do a retro look at the year and do some sort of analysis. Not yet. I am kinda not in the mood to do so just yet. Dunno why. Um, does 73 count as a lot? Yup, that's the number of guys I did in 2007. Not the number of times I had sex. I lost count of that already. Heheheheh.

And yes, I beat 2006's number. It's not like I planned to. Contrary to popular belief, I am not the slut that I've been painted as. I am just slut-like, behaving in a slutty manner. But I ain't no slut. Yes, that did make me feel better. I should be proud of myself and not let anybody make me feel bad. Having sex is nice. So, I guess I am a slut after all. Sigh.

Anyways, that's my resolution. To not let what people think of me get in the way of my fun. Gitew. Should I try to match or beat 73? Today is the 5th. I have had 6 guys already. Guess I am ahead of myself. Yes, yes, I'll chronicle those sexcapades. And some 2007 stuff that I haven't written. Give me time. Apparently, I am having sex a lot more than my writing self can handle. I should hire an assistant to write for me. Hehehehe. Have a good new year everyone! :)