Funky

I was online one night, mostly playing FB games... and parked at IRC... hehehe...

Someone messaged me and we got to chatting for a while... he has no pic to trade, but he liked my pic... so we exchanged phone numbers and kept in touch... but somehow I got the distinct impression that he does not wanna have fun with me... I am okay with that... being friends is a good thing too...

So one night, he messaged, asking if he could come over since he was passing through Permaisuri... I was free so we set a time to meet...

He seems okay. Cute. But non-threatening. His body lingo did not tell me he was interested in having sex, even though I asked him to come up and he said yes. Maybe he just wanted to see my place... all our communications also did not suggest any such sexual connotations... did not even know he was a top or a bottom..

Once we were inside the flat, we talked about the normal stuff and yet he still did not show any signs of wanting sex. He even said he needed to leave soon because he had another client he had to go meet. Talking it is then.

After a while, he started to touch me. Lingering touch here and there. Then, the conversation steered towards sex stuff. This was when he said he was only top. But it was already time for him to go and the client had called.

He ignored the guy's calls and engaged in the horizontal tango. He pushed me down on the bed and kissed me. He groped my crotch while I grope his. Felt weird. Need to rip open pants to see...

He took off my tee and licked my nipples. Then he took off his own clothes. I took his cue and took off mine. He resumed the nipple work while I finally get to see why I felt weird groping him. His cock was slightly bent. Not a full-on hook but the curve was noticeable.

Oh-oh. How's that gonna feel up my ass?

I pushed him down now and started to work on his nipples. Then I sucked his dick to full hardness. Yep, no two ways about it. It was curvy like a hook...

He asked for a condom. I suited him up but then I realized I had not done the necessary things to be a bottom. Aaaaannnnnddd I am sure you guys know where this story is headed...

But before that... I lubed his cock and my ass and attempted to sit on it. Okay, went through okay, mostly coz it's not that thick but still sizeable... once I hit the curve, not the shopping mall, was when it started to feel weird... but not weird enough to stop...

I managed to take it all in but the riding part was a bit off coz I could not really ride... or I could ride but I did not feel anything... either or I guess... not too sure at that point...

I tried leaning back. I tried leaning forward. Nothing ever felt right for that ride... so when he asked to change positions, I agreed immediately...

But when we moved and his cock came out, I felt icky and then there was a whiff of something unpleasant... yes, yes, ewww... but the guy raised my legs and penetrated... and kept fucking me... but at that angle, it was slightly unbearable... plus I was already turned off...

So I told him to stop... and went to clean up... but there was nothing... no smell, no icky stuff anywhere on my ass... was I imagining it? Even when the guy went to the toilet, there was no smell and the condom on his penis was clean...

But as soon as I got back to the bed... there it was... an unseemly spot on the sheet, albeit a tiny one... but still a noticeable spot... but there was no smell... just splooge of a different color...

Anyways, I ripped off the bed sheet and put it in the washing machine while the guy got ready to leave... once he was gone and the sheet was spinning in the machine, I got to ponder about all those encounters where I get chocolate surprises... guess from now on, no matter what, stop and get your body ready... huhuhu