Monday, August 24, 2009

Aussie Bum 2

The next night, the Home Town Guy arrived and I saw him eyeing The Tall One. Once we were in the TV room, he asked me if the Aussie guys would wanna play.

I asked them and they give me the green light. The fourgy would be on.

The Home Town Guy was kinda sexcited. It helped a lot when we enter the bedroom that they were already naked and sprawled on the bed.

HTG went straight to TTO and they made out. The Other One got him naked and played with HTG's body. I stood there and watched. Quite a sight. :)

So basically me and TOO were sitting back and watching HTG and TTO making out. TTO gave TOO a look and he immediately went down on me and sucked me hard.

Soon as I was ready, TTO sat up and let HTG suck his long hard dick. Then, TTO told me to fuck HTG.

I was hesitant a bit because HTG had told me that he was a top but HTG heard the command and he did not even budge from his position and kept on sucking TTO's cock. HTG was in some sort of trance I think.

Since there was no resistance on his part, I suited up and penetrated. HTG's moans were muffled by the cock in his mouth. His body stiffened a bit but I pressed on, ever so slightly though.

As soon as I penetrated fully, he stopped sucking cock and turned around to look at me. It was kinda dark but I was pretty sure he was pleading with his eyes. But before he could do anything, TTO grabbed his face and they started kissing.

TOO gave me a pat on the back and I started fucking HTG. After a while, the tune of the moan became different and he was writhing beneath me while having his mouth filled with cock. TTO started playing with my ass with his fingers.

Suddenly, my phone rang. I knew it was my friend wanting his camera. But I ignored at first, until HTG told me he could not take it anymore. So I pulled out and answered the phone. I did not even have to tell them I had to go downstairs. TTO had already positioned himself to fuck HTG.

Cut to: 10 minutes later. I came back and saw that everybody was done. HTG said TTO fucked him for a little while and then TTO came, so they stopped playing.

I was not done though so when HTG and I were lazing around in the TV room, I reached over and fondled him. He did not say anything so I got him naked and started sucking him. He moaned loudly. Suddenly I realized that he probably did not squirt yet. And of course, I'd wanna squirt deep in him so I rimmed him. He immediately raised his legs and writhed wildly.

I got the condom from the other room (TOO noticed and muttered approvingly) and I fucked HTG again. This time, he did not resist much. He even switched positions so that he'd be on top and he rode me like a pro, all the while masturbating his hard cock.

He came on top of me, while riding my dick. It's always hot to fuck tops, especially when they come while getting fucked...

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Threesome Part 2

Previously on Oxymoronic Existence 4.0

Suddenly, my phone rang. It was the new trick. He was arriving. I sent the other two on their way. Chi Guy wanted more and asked for my number. I felt quite happy, even though I did not come. I deflowered another top. And I am making sure I fuck the new trick until I cum...

As soon as the two guys left, I showered to get the 'recently fucking' scent off of me. What? I gotta maintain a sense of discreetness. Can't let them know I have been screwing around before them. They have feelings and I try to make them feel special. Coz I like to feel special... :)

So he arrives and off we went to the TV room. We got to talking. He doesn't appear to be interested in having sex. I tested the waters by leaning against him on the sofa. He chuckled a bit so I guess he wasn't interested in cuddling either. So wat the frak is he doing at my place? Hmmm...

He seemed a bit more interested in my book collection and my DVD collection. He was telling me all about himself, his work and his life.

Then he commented on my profile. Saying that it was the most interesting and most human of profiles. Really? Hmm...

He said it was the profile that led him to message me. So let me get this queer, he is not interested in my body at all? There goes the sexin' then... sigh...

After more small talk, he suddenly said that he wanted to get it on if I was willing to get it on with him. Bingo! Like I said before, I am fucking him until I cum...

So we adjourned to the bedroom where we quickly get our clothes off. He laid there, like a dead fish. Sigh. Why do these people do this? If Ryan Reynolds (or any man of your choosing) laid in my bed and waited for me to pleasure him, I'd be delighted to do so... but this guy's not even a looker. Sigh.

So I did the usual stuff. Nipple play, cock sucking. Then he mounted me and I slapped his ass. He grunted approvingly so I spanked him some more. Then I flipped him over on his stomach while I lick the whole of his back. Until I get to the ass. Then I rimmed him and got ready to mount him. He nodded. I got the green light so I fucked him.

It was quite a long fuck too considering I had fucked someone earlier. Up to a point where he asked if I could just stuff it in between his legs and humped. Amy Winehouse, take it away. "No, no, no!"

I told him to bear with me for a little while longer. Which was not a lie. Soon as I came, I pulled out and cleaned up. He said that it was quite a good session for him and he was wondering if I was into threesomes.

Apparently, he has a younger boyfriend and he was willing to let me plow the boyfriend's ass just like I did with his. He said the bf is a bottom. I told him I'd gladly do them both. :)

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Housemate

Because of certain bitches, I mean, work sitches... I am forced to give up my bachelor pad... the one that saw many a conquest come and go the past year and a half... sigh...

But the silver lining is that, my new housemate is kinda one of my regulars... and while we're fixing/renovating/cleaning up, we've done all kinds of touching and groping... so guess if I am really in need of an ass to plow, I can just tap the housemate's... but that would be too easy now, wouldn't it? Hheheeh

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Threesome

It was a Sunday night. I was home early and was bored. I called one of my new tricks and asked if he wanted to come over. He could only come over after 10pm.

So I surfed the Net and almost succumbed to fatigue when I got a call from another trick who I've never met yet but kept in touch via SMS. He said he was nearby and was with a date. They were looking for a place to get it on. So a threesome it is...

It took them quite a while to get to my place. After a couple of phone calls, they managed to find their way to my place.

The trick asked if he could pray first. I stifled a laugh coz he was serious. Not that I was laughing that he wanted to pray. I was laughing because we were about to do some serious threesome sex and he wanted to face God first. It was absurd.

Anyways, while he was praying and stuff, his date was making small talk with me. After a minute, his hand went straight to groping my cock. Looks like we're starting the party already.

So I took him to the bedroom and he undressed me and immediately started sucking my cock. Pretty good cocksucker, this slim chinese guy. I pushed him on the bed and laid down next to him. He resumed sucking my cock. I reached for his cock and he said not to fondle him so much coz he cums fast. That's not really a good criteria for a top now is it?

Then, as I guided his mouth to my nipples, the Malay guy finished praying and went into the bedroom. But he just stood there and watched us. He was more interested at going through my stuff. He left the room and went to the TV room. I knew he was gonna go rifle through my things. I sent the Chi Guy to get him and bring him to the room.

He undressed and joined us in bed. The Chi Guy immediately sucked his cock. He moaned and cursed. He also told the Chi Guy to not suck so verociously coz he cums fast. Dammit. Not sure if this will end well. He also said that he has a stomach ache and he can't get fucked. Dammit. Why are you here at my place then? Sigh.

I licked his nipple and again he moaned and cursed. Then he told me to fuck the Chi Guy. I thought he was top... The Malay Guy told the Chi Guy that I was gonna fuck him. He scoffed and said he was top. But the Malay Guy gestured for me to go to town on his ass while he held Chi Guy who was busy sucking.

I sheathed the condom on and lubed up. The Chi Guy sensed something was up and stopped sucking. I lubed his asshole and he went crazy, trying to escape that position. Unfortunately, both of us were holding him down. In the end, he resumed sucking the cock and waited.

I positioned myself and penetrated. He was wild. Thrashing about but mouth still full with cock. I took it out and calmed him down long enough to poke through the second time. He moaned and stiffened. I let him get used to it and then started fucking. The Malay Guy moved out from under the Chi Guy and watched as I fuck the top.

After a couple of minutes, I could feel Chi Guy started to enjoy the fucking. He was backing into me and meeting my thrusts. He even leaned back on me while I fucked him in the doggy position.

I told him to stroke the Malay Guy until cumming and vice versa. The Malay Guy came first. The Chi Guy kept switching positions on me. One minute it was doggy, the next it was reverse missionary, then it would be him on his knees, leaning against me.

I faked an orgasm because the Chi Guy kept asking if I had cum or not and the Malay Guy seemed a bit restless since his part was over. But then, the Chi Guy asked me to continue fucking him.

Suddenly, my phone rang. It was the new trick. He was arriving. I sent the other two on their way. Chi Guy wanted more and asked for my number. I felt quite happy, even though I did not come. I deflowered another top. And I am making sure I fuck the new trick until I cum...

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Massage Oil Part 3

So Massage Oil Guy still continues his... shouldn't say harassment... more like, um, quest, to get back on to my good side.

He knows that he has angered the diva, I mean, he has pissed me off. Rightfully so.

So when he asks if I am free, and I say I was working, he'd let it go. Let's not forget the apologies.

Finally, my schedule opens up and we make a date for him to come over to my place and spend the night.

He once told me he was familiar with Permaisuri so I gave him the address and told him to just come up to my place. He agreed.

But, suddenly, that night, he messaged me, asking me to meet him at the LRT station. Bitch, please. I ain't gonna schlepp all the way from my flat for you.

Told him off and waited for him to arrive. He got here and asked if he could shower. Then we watched Mentor finale before we move to the bedroom for sleeping. And sex, of course. Heheheh.

This time 'round, I was prepared. No more massage oils. Hello regular lube.

I did not feel like kissing so went straight to the nipple play. His nipple is not really playable but I worked around it and then attacked the ears and the neck.

Then I went down on him. Cock, balls, and asshole. He moaned and raised his hips a bit so I got in there further. After a while, I stopped and laid back and let him do the work.

His nipple play hasn't really improved. In like one minute, he got the nipple once. Sigh.

But his cock sucking skills were not bad. It was enjoyable. Ordinarily I'd hand the guy a condom and lube and have him sit on my hard cock but I know this guy would not really know how it's done.

So I went back to licking his hole, making sure he was ready to be fucked. Once he was sufficiently wet, I did the nipples again while reaching for the condom and lube. I suited up and prepared to penetrate. He asked me to be gentle.

I did not even poke through the ring when he hissed in pain. I let my cock head stay there but he looked like he was in pain. So I took it out and reapplied lube and poked again.

Managed to poke through without much drama but I still let him get used to it. I put his legs on my shoulders and started the slow pumping. After a while, he got used to it and stopped making painful expressions.

So I went to town and fucked him good. Then I turned him on his stomach to prepare for the final journey to Planet Spurtzz. I entered him and lay on top of him and fucked him until I come. After the cleanup, we went to bed.

In the morning, I was woken up by him, all dressed up and ready for work. I let him out and checked my belongings. Everything's still there. Went back to bad and overslept and was late for work that day. Sigh...

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Sarawak Top

I felt cheated.

And of course I am pouting.

Met up with one guy from Gayromeo (formerly Guys4Men)...

He came from Sarawak for an event here and he had contacted me two weeks before.

Obviously, the sex talk would come up. I'd told him I was the top and he said that he doesn't mind getting fucked. Great! I was all excited. Someone new. hehhehe...

So I made time to meet him up at his hotel room. Which was not that easy to find. And then, he had the nerve to tell me he was not in. Went out for dinner with frens. Son of a...

So I went to Kg Baru and had myself a very good meal, while waiting for him. He returned an hour and a half later. I let it go coz I wanted a piece of that ass, hehehe, and he was new so he did not know my rules yet.

I got to the hotel room and we chatted a bit. Until he decided it was time for bed.

So we climbed in and cuddled. He wasted no time in reaching for my cock. A good sign indeed. But then, he kept coughing and stuff so there was no making out.

I grabbed his cock and it came to life. Man. It was thick.

He asked me to suck it so I did, and of course, I'd do them balls and start to move down towards the hole.

He never opened his legs much but I was persistent so I licked still. He moaned and pulled on my hair and ears and poked my ears with his fingers. WTF??

Then, I asked if he has lube and condom. He asked me back.

"Why? U wanna get fucked?"

Dude. WTF??

He said he's a top. He even put it in his profile. I argued. He told me otherwise. He said he really wanted to meet me so he lied. What a bitch!!

So I put back my clothes and told him to go to sleep. )%&(%^&$%$^&%^&

Cut to the morning, he took me to breakfast and it was the lamest continental breakfast I've ever had. Good God, this was such a bad date and/or lay. Crossing him off of the list now...