Arty Farty

I met with this one guy from IRC. We chatted a while back, during the public holiday period and he had wanted to meet up. But it was already late and we had never had the chance to meet up until recently.

Although, there was no shortage of SMSes from him...

Anyways, when he arrived, we immediately went at it.

He was more submissive than I liked. He kept asking me what I wanted him to do. I just pushed his head towards my groin and he sucked me to hardness. He kinda ignored the nipples. Sigh. I like some nipple work too...

I then started to finger him. He asked for lube so I reached for lube and condom. He sheathed me but did not climb up. He lied down next to me and lifted his legs. So I went into position and inserted myself into him.

He threw his to side and grimaced. As soon as I was in all the way, he started moving his hips. So I fucked him. Hard. But after a while, I guess his legs got tired coz his legs kept getting heavier and heavier on me.

I wanted to change positions. I took out my cock and almost asked him to lie on his stomach when it happened. As soon as the head of my cock vacated his hole, a sound came from his nether region. Not a popping sound. It sounded like he farted.

Dun think he wanted to pass gas but I was grossed out. I was turned off. He apologized sheepishly but I could feel my erection dying. This has not happened before. I did not want to continue so I pretended to have an orgasm and sent him packing.

But now that I've thought about it... twas kinda funny... hehehehe...

Awkward Kiss Redux

Awkward Kiss Guy came back...

It seems like he can't stay away. He admitted to the fact that he loved being fucked by me and wanted more. He also dropped some hints that he wanted some threesome action or orgy. I was intrigued of course.

But he only wanted the action for himself. He was asking for pure tops. Yes, asking. As in wanting me to find him pure tops to fuck him. Ugh. As if I was gonna go out of my way to find him pleasure while I only get to do him. No. If I want a threesome, it's gotta be someone versatile so that I can fuck em both. Hehhehehe.

Anyways, I told him to find himself someone. It's possible that it would be hot to watch his bubble butt get fucked. But he said he could not find any. No one in Manjam replies to his messages. Loser much?

Anywho, I was free one night and asked him to come over. Which he came over without hesitation. Again, he wanted to stay the night. I told him last time was okay because it was Friday. This was a weeknight and I need to be up in the morning with a functioning brain. If he stays, then we won't get any sleep. He said he could restrain himself. I told him I might not be able to... but the last time, it was him who could not keep it together....

Anyways, we established that he was going home so we went ahead with the sex. As per last time, he sucked my cock and planted his ass on my face for me to eat. But before we got things going further, he asked if I had showered or not. WTF? Of course I had showered and it was not like we just stripped and he asked. We'd already been naked and he had been sucking me for the longest time and just before I fuck his ass, he asked?? I never not shower before getting it on...

My mood was a bit spoiled. But a fuck is still a fuck so I fucked him. In all kinds of position. Like last time, he kept talking. Tells me I am big. I am strong. Yada yada yada. Then he said something very peculiar...

"You're inside me..."

I asked him to repeat it. Yup, I heard it right. It's pretty obvious that I was inside him so what's the point of saying it? I was about to ask him but I stopped myself. I saw his eyes. They were white. As in he was in his little world of pleasure... after that, he did not really talk but his eyes was white all the time, as if he was going to summon a rain cloud or something ala Storm from X Men.

Before he left, he showed me his chest, which was covered with some sort of rash. He asked if I don't wash the sheets on my bed. It has been a while but it's not like it was flea infested or something. I sleep okay on it and the other multitudes of sexquests were okay. He said he has sensitive skin. Yes, okay, whatever.

The next night he asked to come over again. I was free. He asked the shower question again. Annoyed the hell out of me. So again, I fucked him in annoyance. He did a Storm again. But when I wanted to turn him into the reverse missionary, my fave position to end the session, he refused. He cited his rash from the night before. Dude, if you care about that, you would not be lying on the same bed lar. Get real.

Methinks he developed an ego coz I kept asking him back to my place. Started to demand things... sigh... the thing is, whatever he demanded had been done to him, it's like he was saying it for the sake of saying it, like a diva demanding things... unfortunately for him, he was dealing with a bigger diva...

So I faked an orgasm and told him to take a hike. Not verbatim of course. I asked nicely.

Flex Guy

You guys know that I am a flexy guy right? I am not 100% top. Sometimes I bottom too. For the right guy. Or right now guy anyway.

I was chatting with this one guy via IRC. He claims to be flexy and he’s seeking another flexy to have fun with.

He asked if he could fuck me. I was a bit reluctant to say yes because I haven’t bottomed for a long while and also I am very choosy when it comes to bottoming.

I gotta be in the mood to be fucked first of all. Then the guy have to further potentialize my mood by working my body into a state of frenzied horniness that would leave me no choice but to just let his cock plow my ass until we both come in an explosion of orgasmic delight.

But I wasn’t in the mood. He kept persuading me and even sweetened the deal with a ‘I’ll let you fuck me if you let me fuck you’ statement.

I was intrigued at the idea of fucking him so we exchanged pictures and I dare say that he was quite the hottie. He said that was an old photo. If old him was hot, the new him should be hotter no? Oh, maybe he regressed, but I did not think so.

He then asked if I wanna have a go at the ‘I fuck you then you fuck me’ extravaganza. He seemed hot enough for me to bend over for him so I asked him to come over.

But I gotta go pick him up at the LRT station coz he doesn’t really know his around Bandar Sri Permaisuri. Sigh. Lucky for him, he’s hot.

So I went there and after a series of miscommunications, we found each other at a mamak restaurant. Damn, he’s a lot hotter than his photo. Can’t wait to get him naked.

Once we got back to my place, I shoved him into the TV room while I took a quick shower. He mentioned that he could not stay long so I guess we gotta get down and dirty immediately.

After the obligatory “Wow, you’ve got so many DVDs” comment, I groped him and he quickly got naked. I quickly sized up (pun intended) his weapon of ass destruction. Seemed solid enough to do some damage but I am waging that I could handle it since I was too damn horny.

So I put it in my mouth and it hardened nicely. He moaned only when I teased the cock head with my tongue. After a bit of ball licking, I took him to the bedroom and got naked. I continue sucking his cock while tweaking his nipples. Then I did the nipples. Hmm, this guy is a quiet one. At most, he would either slowly moan or just thrash his head wildly from side to side.

I got a response when I licked his hole. Oh man, I love his thighs! It was solid but not bulky, it was heavy but felt light on your shoulders. He moaned once and went about thrashing his head wildly.

I went back to sucking his cock and just as I was about to finger his now wet hole, he grabbed my hand and asked me not to finger him. Hmm, okay then.

He asked me to lie back and he worked on my nipples while raising my feet so that his hardened and wet cock could tease my ass. After a while, he asked for the condom. I retrieved it, along with lube while he laid on his back. It seemed I would be riding him.

I got his cock ready and lubed my hole and braced myself for an invasion. At first try, I could not take it. I took it out and re-lubed him and tried sitting on it again.

Success!!!

It went in all the way and it did not quite hurt as much. Since I am on top and I weigh more than he does, I was in control of how the ass friction would be like. So I took my time to gain the momentum rather than let him fuck me like a piledriver, which I know he wanted to do from the look on his face.

I rode him slowly and suddenly my cock spring to life. Guess the G-Spot was hit. He saw that my cock was hardening and he grabbed it and gave it a shake. After a couple of minutes of riding him, I leaned forward and let him have the reins. Lo and behold, he started to fuck me hard.

Suddenly, he stopped and said that I better condomed up and fuck him before he climaxed and I would not be able to fuck him. I immediately stood up and felt a slight hiss of pain in my haste to fuck his delectable ass.

Unfortunately, Holden Jr would not cooperate. He went back to sleep. The guy already had his feet propped up and I could see his cock was still hard and was still inside the condom.

I tried so many times to get Jr to go hard but all I could manage was a half erection. There’s no way half erection could enter ass. Dammit. I wonder if my being fucked turned off Jr’s erectilotory functions…

I asked him to lie on his belly and I climbed on top of him and dry humped him, in hopes of waking up Holden Jr. Come on!!! A hot ass is waiting! Don’t fail me now!!

I was sweating bullets and I swear I heard him sigh. God dammit, get hard now! As if responding to my frustrations, I felt Holden Jr stirring. I pulled off the condom applied lube and dry humped him again. This time I was sure Holden Jr woke up. I put on a new condom and penetrated him.

Did he moan, you ask? A little. No head thrashing too. In fact, he was too quiet. Maybe he’s used to someone bigger than Holden Jr? Whatever the case maybe, Jr and I were gonna go to town with his hole. I fucked him hard, pounding him like I desperately needed to prove something. Well, I kinda do. Hheheheh.

Just before I felt the familiar sensation of cum gathering in the balls and about to shoot out, he started moaning. Not just a little moan. Loud moan. Then I felt it. His ass hole constricted. Many times. He was cumming. I asked him just to make sure and he confirmed it. It was damn hot, him cumming to my fucking that I also spurted inside him.

I took Jr out and was on my way to the toilet when he gave me his sperm filled condom. Hawt!!!

Gay Romeo

I signed up for Gayromeo.com for whatever reason. I forgot. But I signed up and almost immediately got some messages.

One guy was very direct. He said I was cute and he wanted sex. He's flexy and was willing to let me top him so and he was quite cute. Chinese stocky guy. Hmm, I've been getting Chinese conquests ever since the new year started eh?

Anyway, we exchanged phone numbers and he came to my place one night. He immediately asked for us to go to the bedroom to get things started. Who was I to object eh?

So we went to the bedroom and took off our clothes. Hmmm... now that I really think about it, sex with him was the usual stuff only. There was nothing out of the ordinary. Got naked. Kiss, lick, suck, rim, penetrate, fuck, cum, clean up, he left. Nothing exciting, apart from the fact that he is a newly found piece of land that I came, saw and conquered. Or I should say saw, conquered and came... hehehe...

Awkward Kiss

I was bored one night and I browsed Manjam and found this one slim Chinese guy. Our profiles matched nicely so I messaged him. It took him a week to get back to me.

Thought he wasn't interested but he was. He lived nearby so it was easy to make arrangements to meet.

It was a Friday night and he came over. He wanted to sleep over even. I did not mind.

To cut a boring story short, he arrived and we went to the TV room and hung out, watching TV. Of course, the hands would be roaming. In the end, he leaned on me and we watched something. I forgot what it was but it was something that I have been following.

Then he indicated that he wanted a kiss so we kissed. Unfortunately, he was not kissing me. He just left his mouth gaping open. So basically he swallowed both my lips. It was awkward and uncomfortable. I tried to kiss him again and he did the same thing. It's worst now coz our teeth actually grinded...

Moving on... his underwear was glistening wet from his precum. I mean, really, really wet. Not just a wet patch. The entire front looked like it was licked by a dog or he had peed. He shrugged so I am assuming it was natural for his precum to flow like a waterfall. Hmm, I so would hesitate to put that in my mouth...

Anyway, the action moved on to the bedroom. I think the show was not over yet but I could not hold back. Once he was in his underwear only, I could see that his body was not really slim. He was actually muscled as he explains he loves jogging and going to the gym. His abs were six-packed and hard enough to wash your clothings by the river. And of course, his butt was quite nicely shaped and round.

So we got to the bedroom. He immediately went down on me. Then he climbed on me and positioned his ass in front of my face. Who can resist that bubble butt? I ate his ass so much so that he stopped blowing me. Apparently he couldn't concentrate... he was too busy sitting up and riding my face...

After he got good and wet, he got off my face and prepped my cock for entry. He sat on it and rode me hard. A few position switches later, he was on his stomach and I was entering him from behind and lying on top of him. He kept insisting that I am strong. Did not know exactly what he mean...

After the climax, he explained that he enjoyed the session and that 'strong' meant I was hard and fucking him long and hard and lasted quite a while.

Of course, his bubble butt was irresistable and he wanted more, so we had a second session... we should've slept but when we were spooning, he reached behind and got me hard, so we wound up fucking again. Him on all fours, pressed up against the wall... you name it, we did it. He was insatiable. Even after the second session, he still wanted more. I was dozing off but his hands were roaming still.

I fell asleep and did not know whether he helped himself or not...

Pungent Fuck

There's a lot of stories from last year that did not see the light of day because I was busy with work.

Last post, I talked about fucking someone and cumming without being in my usual position right? Well, here's what happened...

It was already 3 in the morning. I was not working so I stayed up late and surfed the net.

I have chatted with this guy for almost a week. He said that he was in Miharja but stayed in Serdang or Rawang or some where nearby. Okay, I did not pay attention to the little details. He was not that cute.

So he said he had to stay awake until 7 when the buses started their runs so that he could go home. I wonder why would a person deliberately stay out all night, so far away from home and have very little money.

Anyways, I told him he could crash at my place if he wanted to. And of course he wanted to. But he wanted me to pay for the cab fare. WTF??

I compromised. Paying half is acceptable. He agreed and he made his way to my place. I was right. He was not that cute to begin with. And apparently he'd been out all day and all night. He was permeating manly musk. Turn off much? Then he opened his mouth and complained. About the cab. About the walk to my block. Basically a bitchy hissy fit at four in the morning. Gwen Stefani would have been disappointed.

So I went back to the laptop to close everything. I was getting sleepy. He was still huffin and puffin in the living room. I told him he could shower if he wanted but he did not want to. So I went to bed, telling him he could join if he wanted.

He asked if it was alright for him to sleep in his underwear. You can be naked if you want to, I told him. He did not seem keen on the idea so I assumed he really wanted a bed to crash on rather than have sex with me. Which was fine by me coz of the turn-off aroma.

Stripped down to his underwear, he jumped into the bed. At first, there was no activity and I thought I heard him snoring. Just as I was about to drift off into dreamland to meet my dream guy, I felt his hand graze... my elbow. I shrugged it off and continued my descent into dreamland.

Then I felt him moving closer to me and put his hand on my shoulder. Hmmm...

After that, he inched closer and closer and his hand moved to my left man boob and he started to play with the nipple. Guess he wanted to play after all. I touched his crotch and found that he was already up and running.

With that, he touched my crotch and brought it to life. And played with it. I moved my fingers from his boner to his hole and played with it. He stiffened but did not push me away. After a while, I managed to slip a finger in and he was almost-writhing.

So I grabbed the equipments and got him and myself ready and lifted his legs. Yes, it was sorta animalistic. No foreplay or anything. Remember the pungent-ness?

I penetrated and went to town for a while. It was hard to fuck someone while trying to avoid inhaling air.

He did not do or say anything. He kept his eyes closed. But once in a while, he'd open his eyes and look at me.

Then I felt it. Something deep inside my balls were building to a great crescendo and exploded. Felt like peeing the first two seconds. I thought I had peed in him. But once I was done spurting, I knew I had come. But it did not feel anything at all like cumming. Weird feeling. I was still hard and I guess from the violent burst of orgasm, he was now moaning. I stopped plowing and he was moving his ass against me.

So I continued plowing him. But I knew I was spent and tired. So I had came. First time I came not in my usual position.

Big gasp! Wait a minute. Now I seem to recall that I had cum before while I was being straddled by a guy, riding my hard cock and yes, I recall not feeling like I was cumming but I can see that I came...

Anyways, I fucked him as long as I could keep it up but in the end, I took it out and washed up. Once I was back on the bed, he put an arm over me and we both fell asleep...

Happy New Year

A good start to the new year? It's been 5 days and I'd sex with two guys already. And am in need of a good time management skill. Work keeps getting in the way of my sex life. Sigh.

Anyways, something new happened to me tonite. Yup, twas earth shattering that I needed to blog about it right away.

For the sake of the new readers, and for those who don't know, I have never been able to cum in any way, except for one. Reverse missionary. Yup, that's right. No blowjob or handjob has ever done it for me. Even while fucking some ass, I could not cum until I get in that position. Sometimes I think that was why I lasted so long...

Crap, a sex memory just resurfaced. Last week, I had sex with one slim guy and I came without being in the reverse missionary position. But at least I was still snug up a hole...

Anyways, back to the main story. I met up with a guy after work. Yup, Sunday, working. Sigh. Anyways, I've been chatting with the guy for quite a while, almost a year. He finally was able to meet up. Apparently, he was just dumped by his boyfriend and he could not deal. He wanted to drown his sorrows by cuddling. With me. Hmmm...

Anyways, he arrived at my place before I got home. So we met at the door and I let him in. He looked like he was about to cry so I hugged him and he cried. I feel for him so I hugged him for a while. I was hungry and watched my food still in its plastic bag while he kept on hugging me.

I got antsy after a while and my hand went to his ass. He let me. Hehheheeh. Then he moved a bit and laid a hand on my manbreast and tweaked my nipple. I am in. But I was hungry so I went to eat first and let him watch ANTM.

After I was done eating, we watched ANTM till the finale and I brought him to the room. On the bed. We cuddled for a while and his hand reached for my crotch and fondled. So I fondled his.

Then he took off his clothes but we were still cuddling. Screw that. I got a boner already. I attacked his nipples. He was moaning. I heard him saying no a couple of times but I chose to ignore. It was not like I had my cock in his ass. Ooh, the thought got me riled up so I attacked the nipples with more fervor.

But apparently he felt weird. He was not used to nipple play. Poor boy. Now I feel sorrier for him. I laid back and he went to suck my cock. But only for a while. So I sucked his cock and licked his balls. He moaned like crazy. He reached to swat my tongue away but I just worked it harder so he could not. I am guessing his boyfriend did not do much for him.

Methinks he knows that I am aiming for his hole so he kept his legs closed. But I refuse to give in so I continued licking until he opened up and I reach his hole. I moaned loudly and thrashed wildly. I guess he has not gotten rimmed.

I also guessed that he needs to get used to the new sensations. His erection was gone and no amount of fondling or sucking could get it hard again. So I stopped and laid down. He then grabbed my cock and gave me a hand job. I pushed his head down there and he blew me for a while.

After that, he returned to handjobbing me. I knew he was wasting his time but then he attacked my nipples, so I just let him jerk me off. He was persistent too. It was then I realized why I could not cum via handjob. I needed to intimacy and the closeness of two bodies writhing. Handjobs don't really provide that. But, he was persistent and had not stopped jerking me off. Felt good. Um, dun get me wrong, hand and blow jobs always felt good. Just won't make me spurt.

Anyways, I started moving my hips as though I was fucking an ass. He kept on jerking me off, lightning fast. And I forced his head on my nipples so he did the nipple. After a while, I felt the familiar sensation when my nuts had gathered the cum and got ready to shoot it out.

Now it was my turn to squirm. Suddenly I felt warm liquid on my belly. Had I cum? I did not know. The sensation of cumming was weirdly different from the normal times I cum. It felt like I peeing a bit. But only a bit. The rest of the time I did not feel anything, like nothing was shooting out. Ordinarily, the orgasm felt incredible and it felt like shooting something out of the balls and cock... Hmmm... and then I felt weird coz this had never happened to me before.

Told the guy I wanted to sleep and he left. Maybe I need him to come over again and help me cum via handjob. Hehhehe.

By the way, the one before this, where I came in someone's ass, but not in the usual position. It felt the same like this one. I felt the familiar sensation of splooge churning in the balls but I did not feel anything except for the initial explosion and even then, it felt like I was peeing inside his ass...

This kind of cumming is not satisfactory enough for me... but I guess it's good to know that I can cum like other people now... :P