Bite Me!

I dunno exactly how this guy got my number... I am assuming it's from IRC... he is Malay, short and chubby... not exactly cute... I am pretty sure when we chatted, he did not give me his picture... I really oughta learn by now that people who dun give their pictures online are often times than not, um, not good looking... hence they dun wanna give their pics... like me, I dun wanna give my pics here, even when you guys ask for it many times, ehheeh...

Anyways, he said he wanted to come over and he wants me to bite his thigh. I, of course, is open to all things kinky, so I agreed to host a session.

He arrived and I was disappointed. Really got to learn my lesson about the no pic thing...

But I was game for a little biting session.

So we wound up in the bedroom and he stripped. He did not want anything other than being bitten on the thigh. As soon as I start biting, he started moaning. He even got hard. Precum everywhere.

He asked me to suck his cock but I looked at the precum mess and I declined. He did not trim his bushes. That, plus precum. M-E-S-S-Y.

No way I am mussin' up my hair and make-up. He did not even lift a finger to touch me, let alone do my nipples or suck my cock...

So I just gave him a handy while biting him. He finally came and left. Phew.

But that's not the end of it. He messaged the next morning, asking for a second session. I told him I need him to do me as well. He said all the other fags have never asked him to do anything. They all bit him and sucked him dry. I told him to go see those other fags then coz that's not how I play it. At the very least, if you are effing hawt, then you can just pose pretty and have someone do you. But you ain't... so he said he won't come a-knockin' anymore then... good riddance..

But that's not the end of it. He called me some time ago. I did not know who it was but I was busy at karaoke. Then he called again wanting to come over. I was at home and he was already in the area so I said okay. He asked if I could bite his thigh. Immediately I knew who he was and regretted the fact that I did not bother to do a thorough credit report...

Same scenario. No touching me, want me to bite him and suck him dry. I told him I was too tired for anything and attempted to finish him off as soon as possible with a handy. I did ask him if he wanted to do something other than lying on the bed like a lump. He said he would only lie there so as soon as he came (all over my sheets, damn bitch, now I have to wash them...), he put his clothes on, without even cleaning up and left. I soooooooooo did not stop him.

Freddy

Just a quick update... went to watch a movie today... if you ask him, he'd say I was the naughty one who started it... but I say it was him... he grabbed my hand first... so I put it on his thigh... then he grabbed my cock, and I grab his... and before we know it, zippers were unzipped and we were giving handies to each other...

I wanted to finger his asshole but it was hard to reach it in our seating position so I just got the area between the ballsac and the hole...

Kept fingering him until my hand cramped and I just resumed kneading his balls... but his cock was limp by then... come to think of it, he jerked a bit before... hmm...

After the movie, he said he came coz I fingered his sensitive area...

Travelin'

I've known this guy since since last year I think. He'd message me via Manjam but that's all we did. Messages via Manjam. Never actually meeting.

One day, some time last week or the week before that, he asked for my number and said that he might be in KL soon for a seminar.

However, he insisted on meeting me up before the intended day, which was Sunday. So Friday, after the movies, I went and met with him in Ampang. He drove me back to his place, but not before driving like mad to Ampang Point to meet a client. Sigh. Now I have to be Catherine Zeta Jones to his Michael Douglas.

No, he's not THAT old but he is older with greying hair. He is a bit of a softie, walks with his butt high in the air and a gait that would make The Pussycat Dolls cry with envy... but all is saved coz his face is battle-scarred and all manly and tanned. Phew.

And he kept insisting he used to be a nice guy but now he's all rude and mannish. Yeah, right.

Don't even get me started on his principals and beliefs. I mean, don't get me wrong. You can have your own views and stuff, but don't ridicule other people's beliefs just coz you don't believe in them. Oh, and kept saying, "typical Malaysian mentality" and "when I was in Japan"...

Dude, please. You're not the only one who's been overseas.

Example 1: "I dun get how u can't be naked with a girl. In Japan, me and my boyfriend would fuck with a straight couple fucking next to us."

What can I say? I am gay and allergic to womanly parts...

Example 2: "I dun get Malaysians. They're loyal to their partners. In Japan, we're all about open relationships. Even having threesomes and orgies."

What the... he's is soooooooo living under a rock in Malaysia... and telling me those things, like I am some sort of virgin... hahahah...

Also, I think he's in love with himself. He kept telling me that a lot of guys like him and wanna do him and that in his area, everybody knows him and scared of him. He's apparently the (Fairy) Godfather of the area...

So, we're back at his place... he's watching some sort of Malay movie about racing cars... KL Drift or something... Farid Kamil's cuter and cuter these days... ehhehe...

Anyways, I had a boil on the back of my head so I was not really comfortable and it was quite painful so I retired to the bedroom earlier than him. At this rate, I think I'd fallen asleep first.

He came in half an hour later. We cuddled first. He said before that he enjoys foreplay and stuff but he was the one that grabbed my cock first. It did not seem like he wanted kissing so I went and licked his neck. He squirmed and kept swatting at the back of my neck, where the boil is. (*(^&%(&(*&)%$^*(###...

I moved to do them nipples and the swatting intensified. Son of a...

Then I decided to do his balls coz my head would be out of swatting range. Apparently, he's a swatter when he's hot and bothered. Licked his balls and his asshole. He was squirming like mad. I wanted to suck his cock but I saw that it was a small cock. Disappointing. He was a slim guy so I'd imagine his cock to be more substantial. Not that it really matters though but he made it sound like he was packing heat.

But then again, he was the bottom so his dick size mattered not. So I laid back and let him do me now. As I had thought, he went straight for my cock, all moaning and foamy at the mouth, like he's never had cock before. Hmm, thought he was wanted by a lot of guys?

After he was satisfied, he immediately laid back and aimed my hard cock at his hole. Unfortunately, he did not have any lube so it made me wonder how he could have gotten fucked all these while by all those guys...

I used spit but he kept saying it hurt like hell, even before I penetrate... So we used some sort of oil that he had around. I tried penetrating four times before he'd allow me to fully penetrate. So much for being a cock slut eh?

I fucked him hard and fast and left no room for any romancing or slow fuck coz he kept swatting at the back of my head. I came and pulled out and went straight to clean up. He waited for me to finish him off. The pain was unbearable but I gathered all the strength I had left. I licked his nipples while he masturbated. He asked me if I could fuck him again. I couldn't coz of the pain so I just stuck a finger in for him to climax.

He went to clean up and never came back in until I was half way asleep. Kept saying his ass hurt. He confessed that it had been one and a half year since he was last fucked... what the? so he lied to make him seemed better than he actually is... sigh...

Kajang Confessions

Whenever people ask me what my type is, I always answer, "No type." I do em all and I don't really discriminate. As long as they're cute, or hot, heheheeh...

So much so that some of my friends nicknamed me Alam Flora. Hmph.

Anyways, this post is about an Indian conquest. I don't think I've posted an entry about Indians before. At least not this year.

I've been in touch with him for a couple of months now but we haven't had the pleasure of meeting yet. He contacted me via Gayromeo.com and then he sent me MMS.

Very big dick. Lucky for me, he said he doesn't mind getting fucked. Yay!

So we finally met last week. Even though he was a bit fuzzy about Bandar Sri Permaisuri, even though he was a bit fuzzy. But after a couple of SMSes and calls, he found my flat and made his way up.

He was a slim guy. Cute.

We made small talk a bit, while watching TV. Now that my room has switched to the TV room, there really is no need for the action to shift places. :)

He started cuddling and before you know it, clothes were flying off. He straddled me and ground our crotch together. He licked my nipples as I play with his huge dick.

Just as he was about to suck my cock, I pushed him on his back and played with his nipples. He responded by squirming underneath me. Every time I try necking, he avoids it. Guess he's ticklish there. So I concentrated on the nipples. Drove him crazy.

Then I laid back and let him take his turn. He immediately took my cock to his mouth and gave world class service. After I got really hard, he maneuvered his body so that we could do 69. I obliged but I did not suck his huge dick. I did his balls. He moaned in between licking cocks. I could feel my chest getting wet. Big cock, gallons of precum... who knew?

I pushed him up so that he's straddling my chest now. He continues sucking my cock and moaning loudly as I started to rim him. Getting him ready.

After a while, he stopped sucking me and sat up, fully enjoying my tongue in his ass. I pushed him off and had him on his back. I raised his legs and continue rimming and opening him up. He thrusted his ass in my face and moaned.

I reached for the condom and lube. He kinda stopped me and said that he was a virgin. Well, his ass was. I rimmed him and then asked him what he wanted to do next. He did not say anything. He just held on to his legs.

I took it as a 'Yes' so I suited up and lubed his ass. That was when he tensed up and I had a hard time, pun intended, penetrating his virgin ass. I told him to turn around and lie on his stomach. I mounted his ass and pushed through. This time it went in with a pop. He hissed and moaned. In pain, I think.

But he did not ask me to take it out. So I gave him some time to get used to Holden Jr and then I started working it. His moans started turning into pleasure ones and at some point, he started saying yes to every stroke and stuck his ass out with every stroke.

When I came and we went to clean ourselves, he said it hurt a little in the beginning but it stopped hurting after that. He also said he had no idea why he allowed me to fuck him when all others wanted a piece of that ass and failed...

He left my place soon after we cuddled for a bit. Another cherry popped! Yay!

Sleeping

This is not one of mine... he's my sister's toy boy... yup, the slutty apple did not fall far from the tree...

yes, it's not a nudie shot but look at the crotch area... his morning woody is popping up... good for my sister eh? :P

Retro Post - Cherry Pop

I have looked through the archives of OE 4.0 and have not seen this story. I know I've posted it a couple of times already. Apologies for those who've read it. This is more for the newbies... A retro post, the night I was fully inducted into gaysluthood...

It all started out innocently enough... chatting on the internet... well, if you can consider that innocent... I was still innocent, young and had no experience in meeting up guys, sex or anything gay... and I was fat... well, fatter than I am now... have lost quite a bit of weight... still chubby though (a little nod to them chasers, hehehe)... yes, yes, I am one of those meaty ones, not at all skinny or muscle-y...

Anyways, after a while of chatting online and getting confused, someone messaged me and we got to chatting. It turned out this guy was a chaser. He has this fantasy of being fucked by a chubby guy. He then asked if he could come by. Lucky for me, my housemates all were on holidays. Yup, this was during college in PJ. I was the only one in the house. He said he wanted to hang out and chat so I told him to come over. I don't think I was prepared for sex.

So he came about half an hour later. We chatted and hung out a bit. Then suddenly, he ripped off his clothes and said, "Shall we fuck?"

I was confused and scared but turned on at seeing this naked guy. By the way, this was my first time chatting so I did not even have a photo on the Internet and this guy also did not provide his. But me likey. He was a gym bunny. You can tell by the pecs. Grrr...

He ripped off my clothes and immediately lay down on the bed and raised his legs. I looked at the inviting ass but I did not know what to do, literally. I told him that was my first time so he made me lay down and he climbed on top of me. He spat on my cock and his fingers. Once he lubed himself, he lowered himself on my hard cock.

It did not go in at first. He spat on it more. Then he lowered himself, kinda roughly until my dick head popped through. He grimaced and moaned. After that, he started riding me hard. Now that I think about it, the scene would be a turn-on but back then, I was scared. And it hurt. Yes, his asshole sliding on my cock... that hurt.

Once he got tired he got off of me and asked me to fuck him doggy style. He said to penetrate and then just move my hips in and out and grind. So I did just that. Even though I was a virgin, I had seen a couple of gay porns. I was familiar with the fucking but I just clammed up coz the guy was more experienced and did not go slow with me.

After I was done with doggy, I sat on my ass and asked him to sit on my cock again. He happily obliged. At one point, he stopped riding and asked if I had come. I haven't. I keep changing the positions and every time I do, he'd ask if I had come.

In the end, he asked if we could stop the fucking coz it had gone on too long and he had to go pick up his nieces. He told me to go wash my dick and then he'd send me to go get dinner.

In the car, he kept mentioning that my dick is very substantial and that he felt good getting fucked. He also said that girls would love my dick, especially since I could last that long...

I never saw him after that. He did not pick up my calls or answer my messages. So that was it. How I lost my cock cherry and how I got shoved down the path of sluttiness. A one night stand.

It was not even a finished one night stand. I did not come yet. Sigh.

Question...

Um, I have this dilemma... okay, not really dilemma... but I am not sure what to do here...

Lately, I have this urge to post one or two nudie pics on Oxymoronic Existence... not my nudies... dun wanna scar people's psyche for life with my nakedness... huhuhu...

Nudies of my conquests... they are tastefully taken, no face or anything... nobody would be able to recognize them... but you can see the things that count most... the goodies... heheeh...

Should I? Or would it be like a breach of trust? Hmm... what do you guys think?

Hindrance

I knew this was gonna happen one day. I am surprised it took this long to happen. After 4 incarnations, countless posts and of course conquests, Oxymoronic Existence finally hindered my dating life.

Guess I had it coming yes?

Other sluts and tramps get away relatively clean coz they did not write about them doing so many people that they lost count eh?

Sue me. I am a writer. I love to write and this was an easy topic. Lotsa material.

Sigh. Can't believe I am gonna justify myself... I am a single guy who happens to be having sex with other guys. It's not like I am in a committed relationship and I was cheating on someone.

But the thing that gets me most about all this... oh, right, forgot to tell you guys what happened... I got dumped because of this blog. It mattered not that we had pretty good dates and good chemistry and stuff. All coz a couple of people blabbed about this blog to the guy I was seeing and he fled.

So back to the thing that gets me most... the people who (in a way, was attempting to be a good friend) told on me... they don't know me from atom, other than what they read, which they would not even know is the truth or fiction, accurate or exaggerated... and the worse thing is, the guy I was seeing... believed it all and just fled... into the arms of a good friend of mine... sigh...

All the dating and the sharing... meant nothing... sigh...

Wait... maybe that's why I am perpetually single... coz every time I try, someone would pull up Oxymoronic Existence, now in version 4.0, and they all skedaddle like I am the First Evil or something... :(

Oh well, back to the drawing board I guess... sorry guys, if you were expecting a sexcapade post and you got is a rant...

Now, back to our regularly scheduled programming...

Squeal

Previously on Oxymoronic Existence...

The Chi Top Guy has been coming over to my place for a couple of times more after the threesome. Guess he likes being fucked in the ass.

The first time he came over, it was not too bad a session. It appeared he loves taking nudie pictures. So do I. Hhehehe. So during the first session, he whipped out a camera and so did I. He was taking pictures of Holden Jr while I, the more experienced of the two, took pictures of him. Yes, him. As in the whole body. Naked.

He sooooo did not notice. Either I was being too stealthy or he was too caught up snapping away at Holden Jr. Too caught up I think. How can one be stealthy when the flash went off and lit up the entire room. I also got him sucking my cock and sitting on it. :)

Anyways, like I said. It was a good session. He liked sucking cock and getting fucked. And he was a fast learner when it comes to bottoming. I mean, I gave it all I got and he was taking it like a seasoned bottom.

So the third time he came a knockin' for Holden Jr, I was quite into the idea. Yes, it's a turn on fucking a top in the ass. Unfortunately, his personality came through and I found him annoying as hell. That was via SMS so I held off on the meeting. Until recently.

Guess I was horny and he was a willing ass so I agreed when he wanted to come over. Normally, he'd picked me up from my office and I'd guide him back to my place. Apparently, he still could not remember the way.

And yes, he was annoying as hell still. I was amazed we made it to the bedroom at all...

So, there we were, getting ready to get it on when he decided to whip out his camera. I was not in the mood to be photographed coz when he is photographing, his mouth is not on Holden Jr. And he was annoying as hell, so I decided not to reward him. I told him not to do it and just suck it but he still took a couple. Fine.

Back to the sucking. But then, he whipped it out again and started to take more pics... I snapped. I threw a diva sissy fit and knocked the camera off of his hand and told him the session was finished. I could not take it anymore.

He tried sweet talking me but I was adamant I did not want to go through with it. He apologized and asked that I lay back and let him do everything. Okay, okay, so I was not that mad but I needed to teach him who's the dominatrix in that room. Hhehehe.

And it seemed he learned his lesson and he was soooo afraid of me. I told him to suck it, he sucked it like he wanted to tore it off with his mouth. Hehehhe. But after a while, his annoying personality came through still...

When I wanted to fuck him, I told him to go doggy but he just laid back and raised his legs. I told him again. He refused, wanting to be fucked on his back. I went to bitchy diva mode immediately and moved him around like a rag doll and told him he'd better go doggy, and he did.

I penetrated him hard. He was moaning and tried to get me to pull out but I did not care. I held his hips and got him to lean back against me. He was on knees, moaning in pain. I knew it was evil of me but I could not help it. Something in me snapped. I started fucking him slowly while stroking his hard cock. Then his moans of pain turned into moans of pleasure and he was moving his hips against me.

I just held my position and my hand just grasped his cock. He was moving so he was riding my dick and his own dick was moving in my hand. I wanted to stay that way until he came coz that would be hot but then I would not come so I pushed him back into the doggy position.

His moans alternated between pain and pleasure. I started to fuck him deep and hard. Suddenly, his moans turned into something else. High pitched squeal. Seriously. And sometimes he would say stuff like 'Yes' or 'Fuck Me' but in that high pitched squeal.

It was creeping me out but turned me on as well. Hheehhe.... so I pushed him down on his stomach and continue fucking him deep. He continued the squealing. Guess the squealing was a turn off coz it took me quite a while to come... he was breathless when I was done. He said he really enjoyed it and asked if I had stuffed him to the hilt. Of course I did. He said he thinks he was bleeding and that there might be a rip.

Bull. He tried to argue. I accidentally moved my hips when I was propping myself up with my elbows and his voice went squeal-y during his argument. So I tested a theory. I pumped into him randomly and all the words that followed were squeal-y. Funny...

Then he moved his hips and the 'Yes' squeals came back. So I continued fucking him for a few more minutes... just for the fun of it... hehehe...

Once I pulled out, he grabbed Holden Jr. I swatted his hand away. He was still adamant that I tore his ass wide open and he was bleeding. Dumbass much? The condom was clean (thank Goddess eh? No nasty chocolate surprise...). So we went to the toilet and got cleaned up. He left after but I noticed he was walking funny and he hissed when he sat down to put on his socks. Maybe I did tear something...