Previously on Oxymoronic Existence... I took a shower and he wolfed down his food. We sat around watching TV. His phone never stopped ringing. So famous and so busy. My phone did not ring once. Then he asked me to lie down with him. Ooh, the fun was starting...
But he just laid there like a log. Sigh. Too bad. Hot guy, dead fish. Sigh.
But that won’t deter me for I have waited 2 years for this. I start with the neck coz some guys with boyfriends aren’t allowed to liplock. Or so I heard. And of course when I do the neck, I’d always get the ‘no bites please’ request, in between moans.
He moaned the loudest when I sucked his earlobes. I made my way south, stopping to attack the nipples. I grabbed his crotch and his already hard dick. It was not as big as I had imagined and/or seen in MMS. Oh well, time to put it my mouth.
Then I went and licked the ass. He shuddered but kept the moaning to a minimum. He asked me to kiss him. Which I eagerly oblige. While fingering his wet hole of course, preparing him for the oncoming onslaught.
His moans got lost in the kiss. I picked him up and lie down in his place. It was his turn to pleasure me now. He did not disappoint. I guess he was nervous or something. Needed me to get things going before he’d respond.
After I was satisfied with his performance, I told him to lie on his back. I licked his entire back and felt him shudder underneath me. Every time I lick his cheeks, he’d squirm and moan but he was just a tiny little thing compared to me so I held him in place and tongue torture him. As soon as he could not take it anymore, he asked me to fuck him. But with a stipulation. That he’d get to fuck me after. Oh, man! But then again, he was quite hot and cute. Why not…
So after I had my way with him, he had his way with me. Lucky he did not last that long. Phew! I left after I cleaned up and after the other guys in the house were not lounging about in the living room.
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Sarawak Sex
I am not sure but there’s something about Sarawak boys that I find attractive. I have been chatting with this one Sarawak guy for almost two years now. Of course we haven’t met because he lives over there and I ain’t spending money just for sex.
We even tried long distance relationship. Yeah, I did not know what I was thinking. That ended quickly. Because the guy was too clingy. I had to call him every 5 minutes and SMS him every 5 seconds. At the end of the day, my bill would have been higher than KL Tower. He’d just miscall me so it would not cost him anything. Now, if I were getting some, then I might turn a blind eye but I ain’t getting laid and spending a bunch of money still. As Amy Winehouse or Destiny’s Child would say, “No, no, no!”
He came to the peninsular once and wanted me to fetch him at KLIA. Again, I invoked the Beehived One. No! No! No!
Last month, I got a miscall from him. Naturally, I discarded it. Until a Wednesday. He SMSed me. He never said he was in KL. But he asked where I was working at. It turned out he had been working in KL for one month already and our offices are just across the street from each other.
So I asked him out for lunch. He said that I’d have to pay for the lunch. Typical. Fine. Whatever. As long as I get to see him face to face for the first time.
When we do meet… invoking Aly & AJ… like whoa!!
He is far cuter and hotter than his pictures! I guess some people don’t photograph well. I was turned on already. Unfortunately, I had to tell Holden Jr to cool his jets coz we’re at a public place and as soon as some blood rush back to my brain, I seem to recall that he has a boyfriend. Go figure. That seems to be my MO these days. Sigh.
Anyways, we had lunch and talked. Safe talk. Nothing sexy. I swear.
Somewhere in the middle of the conversation, he asked if he could go out with me for a movie on the weekends or something. I of course did not mind. He also asked if he could hang out at my place one day. Ah-hah!! That’s the line right? When a guy says he wants to go to your place or when you invite someone back to your place… it means sex right? No? Really? Does that mean that I put out when I did not have to? Oh well, I am over it. Hehhehehe.
Anywho, again, I of course did not mind. Just before we left the lunch place, he suggested that I come to his place that night. It was just walking distance from our offices anyways. Ah-hah!! The invite! For sex! Right? No? Can someone shed the light on this subject please…
Then, he asked me, if I was sure I wanted to come to his place. Of course I would. He asked me that question again. For a total of five times in a minute. I so wanted to kiss him and do him there and then to shut him up. Heheheheh. Cool your jets Holden Jr…
He then asked whether I was a top or a bottom. Anything you want me to be baby. Oh, that was Holden Jr talking. I am versatile but I told him I was top. What? I only bottom for a select few. He made a face (quite cute) and asked me to go gently on him. So he wanted to get it on yeah? Asking about roles and stuff.
Cut to – 6pm. We met up and he took me back to his place. He said he was famished so we stopped and bought some food. He was overly cautious when we got to his place. He’s renting a room and I guess he did not wanna be seen bringing a guy home. Maybe coz he’s afraid someone might snitch him out to his boyfriend when boyfriend visit or something.
Anyways, I took a shower and he wolfed down his food. We sat around watching TV. His phone never stopped ringing. So famous and so busy. My phone did not ring once. Then he asked me to lie down with him. Ooh, the fun was starting…
To be Continued...
We even tried long distance relationship. Yeah, I did not know what I was thinking. That ended quickly. Because the guy was too clingy. I had to call him every 5 minutes and SMS him every 5 seconds. At the end of the day, my bill would have been higher than KL Tower. He’d just miscall me so it would not cost him anything. Now, if I were getting some, then I might turn a blind eye but I ain’t getting laid and spending a bunch of money still. As Amy Winehouse or Destiny’s Child would say, “No, no, no!”
He came to the peninsular once and wanted me to fetch him at KLIA. Again, I invoked the Beehived One. No! No! No!
Last month, I got a miscall from him. Naturally, I discarded it. Until a Wednesday. He SMSed me. He never said he was in KL. But he asked where I was working at. It turned out he had been working in KL for one month already and our offices are just across the street from each other.
So I asked him out for lunch. He said that I’d have to pay for the lunch. Typical. Fine. Whatever. As long as I get to see him face to face for the first time.
When we do meet… invoking Aly & AJ… like whoa!!
He is far cuter and hotter than his pictures! I guess some people don’t photograph well. I was turned on already. Unfortunately, I had to tell Holden Jr to cool his jets coz we’re at a public place and as soon as some blood rush back to my brain, I seem to recall that he has a boyfriend. Go figure. That seems to be my MO these days. Sigh.
Anyways, we had lunch and talked. Safe talk. Nothing sexy. I swear.
Somewhere in the middle of the conversation, he asked if he could go out with me for a movie on the weekends or something. I of course did not mind. He also asked if he could hang out at my place one day. Ah-hah!! That’s the line right? When a guy says he wants to go to your place or when you invite someone back to your place… it means sex right? No? Really? Does that mean that I put out when I did not have to? Oh well, I am over it. Hehhehehe.
Anywho, again, I of course did not mind. Just before we left the lunch place, he suggested that I come to his place that night. It was just walking distance from our offices anyways. Ah-hah!! The invite! For sex! Right? No? Can someone shed the light on this subject please…
Then, he asked me, if I was sure I wanted to come to his place. Of course I would. He asked me that question again. For a total of five times in a minute. I so wanted to kiss him and do him there and then to shut him up. Heheheheh. Cool your jets Holden Jr…
He then asked whether I was a top or a bottom. Anything you want me to be baby. Oh, that was Holden Jr talking. I am versatile but I told him I was top. What? I only bottom for a select few. He made a face (quite cute) and asked me to go gently on him. So he wanted to get it on yeah? Asking about roles and stuff.
Cut to – 6pm. We met up and he took me back to his place. He said he was famished so we stopped and bought some food. He was overly cautious when we got to his place. He’s renting a room and I guess he did not wanna be seen bringing a guy home. Maybe coz he’s afraid someone might snitch him out to his boyfriend when boyfriend visit or something.
Anyways, I took a shower and he wolfed down his food. We sat around watching TV. His phone never stopped ringing. So famous and so busy. My phone did not ring once. Then he asked me to lie down with him. Ooh, the fun was starting…
To be Continued...
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
Love or Lust
Have you ever had someone fall in love with you, even before they’ve met you? I’m sure some of you have. So have I. Not that it happens to me a lot. Okay, it almost never happened. Except for this one time.
He’s quite a youngie. 24 or so. Gasp. I am old. Sigh.
Anyway. As I was saying, he’s 24 years old. Still a kid. Not too matured, naïve and kinda innocent. As innocent as anybody these days but still quite innocent. And apparently hadn’t had much experience having sex. Not a virgin, but I think he’s only had two guys his entire life. Quite the kampung and/or mama’s boy. Hails from Kelantan.
He played hard to get when I first contacted him on Myspace. But when he saw my profile on one of the gay sites, he immediately contacted me via YM. And the rest, as they say it, is history.
Unfortunately, it took half a year before we got to consummate our ‘relationship’. Remember. He’s in Kelantan. Took him long enough to get to me though.
Okay, okay. I kinda led him on. I did not tell him I was not interested in a relationship. He just told me he’s in love with me but I never said it back. He just assumed. Okay, okay, I should not have done that. But still…
I gave him a shot. When he finally was able to get to KL, I decided to test him. A relationship test. But since this is the sex blog, I ain’t going there. Let’s just say he failed miserably.
So, anywho, he came to my place. Skipping ahead all the boring details. And I seriously mean boring. Like I’d stab myself in the eye just so there’d be excitement.
Time for bed. I played it cool. He started hugging me. Almost immediately his hand went to my crotch. For an inexperienced near-virgin, he was quite voracious. He climbed on top of me and kissed me. It was the wettest kiss I have ever had. I know that kissing involves the exchanging of spit but this was ridiculous. It was like he just opened his mouth on top of mine and let all his saliva drooled into my mouth. Brrr…
Of course, I know how to deflect sloppy kissies and/or halitosis-inclined mouths. I attacked the neck. He was bucking wild on top of me. I think he tore his clothes off, then proceeded to tear mine off. I was a bit scared but a bit turned on as well. Unfortunately, he still could not keep his dam closed coz the water works just kept pouring out. On my neck. On my chest. Even on my cock. Good news is I really had no need for lubricant. Bad news. The slurping noises. It was like watching someone eating and/or licking a Cornetto (pun intended, for those in the know…).
Seriously, I’ve never had anyone drooling on me before. Now I know how dog owners feel.
Anyways, after he slobbered all over me, I pushed him down, on his stomach, mounted him and penetrated. He moaned, kinda loud. Reminded me that he was a near-virgin so I took it slow. Until he was the one who was moving his hips faster than me. After that, I did not hold back.
One thing I gotta say about him is that he was enthused, completely with drool, even though he lacked in experience.
In the morning, he left. Quite early actually. I told him I had to work. He messaged me later that he went back to Kelantan. What? I did not lie. I told him I had to work but he still insisted on coming to KL. Okay, maybe I did not have to work that early. More like in the afternoon.
I thought he would be mad at me or stopped with the lovey dovey since I was not really into it as much as he was and I did not pleasure him like I would normally do with my other partners. I just let him pleasure me, then I poked him. Yeah, I know, I am evil. But unfortunately, that plan backfired. He said he had the time of his life and had never made love like that before. Sigh…
He’s quite a youngie. 24 or so. Gasp. I am old. Sigh.
Anyway. As I was saying, he’s 24 years old. Still a kid. Not too matured, naïve and kinda innocent. As innocent as anybody these days but still quite innocent. And apparently hadn’t had much experience having sex. Not a virgin, but I think he’s only had two guys his entire life. Quite the kampung and/or mama’s boy. Hails from Kelantan.
He played hard to get when I first contacted him on Myspace. But when he saw my profile on one of the gay sites, he immediately contacted me via YM. And the rest, as they say it, is history.
Unfortunately, it took half a year before we got to consummate our ‘relationship’. Remember. He’s in Kelantan. Took him long enough to get to me though.
Okay, okay. I kinda led him on. I did not tell him I was not interested in a relationship. He just told me he’s in love with me but I never said it back. He just assumed. Okay, okay, I should not have done that. But still…
I gave him a shot. When he finally was able to get to KL, I decided to test him. A relationship test. But since this is the sex blog, I ain’t going there. Let’s just say he failed miserably.
So, anywho, he came to my place. Skipping ahead all the boring details. And I seriously mean boring. Like I’d stab myself in the eye just so there’d be excitement.
Time for bed. I played it cool. He started hugging me. Almost immediately his hand went to my crotch. For an inexperienced near-virgin, he was quite voracious. He climbed on top of me and kissed me. It was the wettest kiss I have ever had. I know that kissing involves the exchanging of spit but this was ridiculous. It was like he just opened his mouth on top of mine and let all his saliva drooled into my mouth. Brrr…
Of course, I know how to deflect sloppy kissies and/or halitosis-inclined mouths. I attacked the neck. He was bucking wild on top of me. I think he tore his clothes off, then proceeded to tear mine off. I was a bit scared but a bit turned on as well. Unfortunately, he still could not keep his dam closed coz the water works just kept pouring out. On my neck. On my chest. Even on my cock. Good news is I really had no need for lubricant. Bad news. The slurping noises. It was like watching someone eating and/or licking a Cornetto (pun intended, for those in the know…).
Seriously, I’ve never had anyone drooling on me before. Now I know how dog owners feel.
Anyways, after he slobbered all over me, I pushed him down, on his stomach, mounted him and penetrated. He moaned, kinda loud. Reminded me that he was a near-virgin so I took it slow. Until he was the one who was moving his hips faster than me. After that, I did not hold back.
One thing I gotta say about him is that he was enthused, completely with drool, even though he lacked in experience.
In the morning, he left. Quite early actually. I told him I had to work. He messaged me later that he went back to Kelantan. What? I did not lie. I told him I had to work but he still insisted on coming to KL. Okay, maybe I did not have to work that early. More like in the afternoon.
I thought he would be mad at me or stopped with the lovey dovey since I was not really into it as much as he was and I did not pleasure him like I would normally do with my other partners. I just let him pleasure me, then I poked him. Yeah, I know, I am evil. But unfortunately, that plan backfired. He said he had the time of his life and had never made love like that before. Sigh…
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